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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Hello, I’m The Unknown Comic.

You might known me from such television clbumics as The Gong Show and the website soon to be preyed upon by domain squatters, Forumwarz.


I’m speaking you today because of a very insignificant problem. I’m talking about my entirely trivial addiction to the drug known as marijuana.

You might know it by it’s street names: pot, weed, chiba, viper, ganja, tree, trom, and literally over a dozen other names.


Sure, it’s not a physical addiction like one would experience with heroin or cocaine. It’s entirely in my head. I don’t need to “blaze” and get “high.” I just really, really want to. Especially because I’ve been drinking and I only like to drink to increase the effects of marihuana.


Maybe you’ve heard about my recent worries over drug testing in order to procure a minimum wage job doing menial, even degrading work for a highly unethical national entity. That’s why I need your help. That’s right you. Dull, stupid, unfunny, maybe even ugly, you.


I’m about a minute away from packing a bowl and smoking that **** right to my face. Do your part. Tell me you love me. Tell me that the woman I love will leave her husband and her child to be with me, an unemployed, chubby man with anger AND self-esteem issues. Tell me I’m funny even though my gimmick has worn pretty thin. Tell me I’ll be successful even though I tell myself every hour, “One of these days, I’m going to blow my brains out.”


So, please, be my narcotic anonymous sponsor and help me overcome this non-existant problem that I myself could overcome if I had even the smallest amount of will power.


The life you save might be my own. I’m the Unknown Comic and I definitely plan on getting high tonight.

The Unknown Comic edited this message on 05/14/2009 10:13PM

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

is it good weed?


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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Adapt Posted:

is it good weed?

It’s pretty good. It’s dry and there’s not much of it, but it’s decent, especially since I’ve been two days clean.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Worn thin? Its thick and spread all over. You’re a funny guy but stop with the drugs man, there are other ways. Like drinking. Or life.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

tuc babe we need to stop this **** until you get a srs job. I love u madly. I’ll find a girl.


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Green porno!

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

if you think you can drop clean, don’t, a job is a good thing. Otherwise I can’t in all good conscious srtop you from smoking that bowl. In fact, if I were your attorney, I would definitely advise you to smoke it.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

imagine a ball of weed…the size of the sun…being shot into the sun…

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The Unknown -
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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
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Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

The Unknown Raepdog Posted:

Worn thin? Its thick and spread all over. You’re a funny guy but stop with the drugs man, there are other ways. Like drinking. Or life.

Hello, I’m the Unknown Comic.

Maybe you’ve read my recent post pleading for help for my psychological addiction. If you did, you’d also know that drinking only makes me want to get high even more.

Even amphetamines, the worker ant of the drug world, makes me want to cheef. Literally the only thing that makes me forget about mary jane is sleep. Then I dream about slim red headed women and all the terrible things they could do to my average sized male reproductive organ.

I’m the Unknown Comic, wishing you a good life.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I think you are pretty damn cool, always have. I don’t think I can talk anyone into anything, least of all over the net. However, I don’t want you to wake up loaded with regret, so I will upload my mix disc of songs that sound like American Gods and send you the mediafire link. You can listen to it instead. Log in to see images!


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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
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Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Tesfan Posted:

imagine a ball of weed…the size of the sun…being shot into the sun…

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I like the way you think.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

but music sounds better when you’re high


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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
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Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

scully Posted:

I think you are pretty damn cool, always have. I don’t think I can talk anyone into anything, least of all over the net. However, I don’t want you to wake up loaded with regret, so I will upload my mix disc of songs that sound like American Gods and send you the mediafire link. You can listen to it instead. Log in to see images!

American Gods? I’m intrigued.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

My net is crappy, it has like 15 minutes to go. Log in to see images!


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The Unknown -
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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
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Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

scully Posted:

My net is crappy, it has like 15 minutes to go. Log in to see images!

You don’t have to, man, I’m all ready high. Though, still intrigued.

All I know is that if it doesn’t have “Baby, Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood” at the end, it’s pretty fail.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

sweennd eistpor slosersd

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

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Level 2 Re-Re

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ChilePepino Posted:

sweennd eistpor slosersd

Man, you’re not even trying to get close to real words now.

The Unknown Comic edited this message on 05/14/2009 11:00PM

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Awww, man. You have no restraint. lol

Oh god, I guess it is pretty fail. Log in to see images!


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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

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Level 2 Re-Re

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scully Posted:

Awww, man. You have no restraint. lol

Oh god, I guess it is pretty fail. Log in to see images!

I guess I understand. It is the closer in the book, though. Might not fit, but if Anansi’s singing it at the end…


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Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

There you go. Log in to see images!


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

ChilePepino Posted:

sweennd eistpor slosersd

The Unknown Comic Posted:

Man, you’re not even trying to get close to real words now.

Let me translate.

ChilePepino Posted:

weed is for losers


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