You are a waste of space. You and everything you do will always be mediocre. There’s no sense in striving for greatness, you’ll never get it. All your life, you will always be mediocre. Hope you don’t put any faith in any sort of supreme deity either, because, guess what? Your wasting your time. There is no God, your religion is false. So have fun in your mediocre life, with your mediocre job, and your mediocre wife. All you will ever achieve is mediocrity. But don’t worry, you aren’t special. Everybody is doomed to mediocrity. You’re in the same boat as the overly fat Dungeons and Dragons nerd who ****s his pants every other minute, and guess what? That boat ain’t floating. So, **** off. Stop acting like you are so special, because you aren’t.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

To start the troll-ball rollin, you all are inferior posters.

Wtf is this, **** sux my male reproductive organ hump:

yhw t’nod uoy tae ym tihs

(hows that?)

You’re a furry.

Your Mom sucks male reproductive organ in Hell. Log in to see images!

dobnits Posted:

You are aware I can simply ban you for the hell of it and nobody would think anything of it. Why would I have to win a contest to do just that. Nobody would really care, you aren’t as special important as you think yourself to be.

And if it so turns out that I don’t win…so what? I can still sleep as comfortably as I do every night knowing that I am more successful, more intelligent, more powerful, better looking, and pretty much more awesome than you in every way shape and form both imaginable and fantastic. I am also more wealthy, and should I not win, I will simply laugh it off and buy another 100 BP if I so choose to. Or I can win a decent contest that isn’t OMG POST SOMETHING OMFG, and actually requires putting some effort into!

And do you want to know why? Regardless of your petty response (bumuming you could dribble them out of your drooling mouth) I am going to tell you anyway. Cuz I am dobnits, the unsung hero from which legends are made of around here. It may be a fact that people may not know my name, or what exactly I do, but they damn well know my work, and it is everywhere.

Which leaves me with one question, you worthless skidmark on the underpants of humanity. What oh what have you exactly done around here lately (You know, aside from posting ****ty contests and getting banned time and time again) ?

I’ll leave you with that.

Now go back to your one man circle jerk.

dude post more this is awesome

This contest has a very small prize, showing a great deal of selfishness and impiety in you.

For shame.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

promise.

because I have a confession to make that will shake your foundation

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

oh God this actually terrifies me

Well you see, Hobart, as well as the remainder of the viewing public (AKA my captivated audience) this aforementioned post sure as starlight goes to show that on top of being a Grade S dumbbum, you are also a ****-pants woman's genitals bum scaredy cat to boot. By the way, before you go thanking me for that compliment, I feel obligated to hammer it through your thick skull that this is actually a bad thing, and you should be offended. This is, of course, presuming your ADHD or possible autism* didn’t kick in before you could read the whole first sentence without getting distracted by something shiny or an “OMG Ep1c 4chan thread.” If you did however, read this far into this, I suppose there may be a bit of hope for your brain yet…

Oh, who the hell am I kidding. Go back to your precious memes and stuff. I already feel as if I’ve wasted enough time on you. Your mind wouldn’t be worth saving anyway.

Go take a long walk off a short pier.

Sincerely, your intellectual (and pretty much everything else) superior,

dobnits

* Point of clarification: I haven’t gone into a thorough enough investigation of your posts to diagnose whats wrong with your head to cause such insipidity. This is mainly for fear of being put in a coma from reading such a concentrated dosage of stupid.

Simple contest, simple rules. dealt

also, male reproductive organs.

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FAIL Posted:

Hey Hobart, remember that one time that you were all “Do these pants make my bum look fat?” and I was all “No way, they make your male reproductive organ look huge though”

I lied. You did look fat. (your male reproductive organ still looked huge, they’re nice pants).

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