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Evil Trout Ok, I think it's time for a black box or a hint. SPOILERS ITT

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

After you finish ep1 and you get the news that your internet is shut off. How hard would it be to just make a hint, or a black box to tell them “Hey! Your internet got shut off! Maybe you should search your problem!” Sure not many post or talk about it. But how many people who would of potentially bought EP2/3 are you losing for 5 minutes of work?

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Seconded.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Also, anyone who posts “it’s in the knowledge base” if they can’t take the time to open their bookmarks and look around, why would they take the time to use that?

nicksdrago0

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 28 Hacker

“1337”

thirded, i recently had problems with this.

Zeta

Avatar: 68174 Wed Oct 22 15:55:08 -0400 2008
8

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

It’s been a while since I finished ep1, but don’t you automatically get redirected to the search engine page? And then you don’t have to search for anything related to your problem, you could just search for “asdfghj” and move on with the story. But maybe that’s just my memory messing with me. If you don’t get automatically redirected, then I guess it’s bad, but otherwise I never had any trouble the 5 times I’ve done it.

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Zeta Posted:

It’s been a while since I finished ep1, but don’t you automatically get redirected to the search engine page? And then you don’t have to search for anything related to your problem, you could just search for “asdfghj” and move on with the story. But maybe that’s just my memory messing with me. If you don’t get automatically redirected, then I guess it’s bad, but otherwise I never had any trouble the 5 times I’ve done it.

No automatic redirect. This is a much-loathed problem, and Evil Trout has repeatedly said that he’s not going to do anything about it.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

zagerblag Posted:

No automatic redirect. This is a much-loathed problem, and Evil Trout has repeatedly said that he’s not going to do anything about it.

Wait, what? I don’t remember ever saying that.

In fact during our story meeting yesterday we were discussing how to fix it.

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Evil Trout Posted:

Wait, what? I don’t remember ever saying that.

In fact during our story meeting yesterday we were discussing how to fix it.

Really? I remember once saying that you were working on the problem, and then having you correct me.

Anyway, this idea sounds good. Seconded.

SandCadet

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Lol…I laugh at you episode oners. All I did was browse around until i got to something…..

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Fix it? I didn’t know it was broken. I opened my tubmail. Looked at what was available to me. There we go. All it takes is a little bit of searching and you’re in business.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I’m your first hint. You’ll see hints like me from time to time while you learn to play Forumwarz.

This is your Character page. It displays information about your character, as well as a list of News, which is a summary of your actions.

When you’re done looking at this page, the next thing you’ll want to do is the Tutorial Mission. You can find it by clicking on the “Missions” tab and then on “Start Mission.”

To close me, click the X in the top right hand corner!

I think they should use one of the things that are already in place.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

I just loathe catering to lazy/unintelligent people.

Maybe they could provide a link to Gamefaqs…?

euphoriafish

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 11 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I thought it was confusing too. I went to the Wiki to search for what to do, but that felt like cheating. Which is fine in general, but I didn’t want to cheat to merely advance the story.

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