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Business Question to Jock Trolls

BlazeKnowsWO-
RA

Avatar: Sneakers
5

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Amp Zaphrix Posted:

Yes, but Camwhores are (slightly) more sexually appealing.

Only if a course of penicillin treatments turns you on. Think I’d rather scrub my Log in to see images! with bleach and a wire brush than ever stick it in a camwhore.

Actually, scrubbing my Log in to see images! with bleach and a wire brush sounds like fun. BBL!


You gave me a withering glance when I asked for another chance.

I was a bad boyfriend.

I’m sad to see you go, but I ****ed it up, I know.

I was a bad boyfriend.

Pvillain86

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign

[Crontron]

Level 2 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

you’re an emo deuchebag. go **** yourself.

Pacobomb

Avatar: Pacobomb's Avatar

[Your Wife is Hot]

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Dante Kinkade Posted:

Why do you call us emo boys fabulous persons, but half the time after you beat us up you also try to enjoy us as well.

You’re just another hole. No rhyme or reason just a simple stop on the route. Log in to see images!

BedroomBehem-
oth

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

It’s just a little reconstructive surgery with my tool. Don’t fret, the camwhores will tell ya how great it is.

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

BlazeKnowsWORA Posted:

This is exactly why I always say mine’s only 8 1/2 inches. I mean, I don’t wanna scare peopel with the truth, do I?

Wow bigger then that, sounds like fun to me Log in to see images!

Pacobomb Posted:

You’re just another hole. No rhyme or reason just a simple stop on the route. Log in to see images!

Well if your a little nicer about it, mabey you would get a second chance as well, instead of the guy running away from you the second time.


I Log in to see images!

turdfisher

Avatar: Toilet 2

[WeChall]

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”




Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Anyone can screw a cam whore. We enjoy emo girls like Dante to prove how manly we are to other trolls.

Dante Kinkade Posted:

I think my 8+ inch male reproductive organ would prove that wrong.

****. Log in to see images!


Log in to see images!

billybobfred

Avatar: Sad Face

[Random Insanity]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Why must we fight? *sob* We’re all on the same side here, really… We all want to serve Shallow Esophagus… right? ;_;


/wrists

BedroomBehem-
oth

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

billybobfred Posted:

Why must we fight? *sob* We’re all on the same side here, really… We all want to serve Shallow Esophagus… right? ;_;

Why must cannibals eat innocent travelers in the wooded hills outside of town?

Lucid Lulu

Avatar: Pink Dress
4

[The Ghebbernauts]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

billybobfred Posted:

Why must we fight? *sob* We’re all on the same side here, really… We all want to serve Shallow Esophagus… right? ;_;

some of us “serve” him more than others Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Tesfan Posted:

Anyone can screw a cam whore. We enjoy emo girls like Dante to prove how manly we are to other trolls.

****. Log in to see images!

Yes I’m a guy, or mabey you couldn’t tell when you raped me last night in the dark basment room. That and my male reproductive organ was still the the underwear. But with how big my male reproductive organ is, I’m suprised you didn’t find out till now.


I Log in to see images!

BlazeKnowsWO-
RA

Avatar: Sneakers
5

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Dante Kinkade Posted:

Yes I’m a guy, or mabey you couldn’t tell when you raped me last night in the dark basment room. That and my male reproductive organ was still the the underwear. But with how big my male reproductive organ is, I’m suprised you didn’t find out till now.

You don’t seriously think Trolls pay any attention to where they stick their tiny little Log in to see images!s, do you? Why do you think they’re so popular with the Camwhores?


You gave me a withering glance when I asked for another chance.

I was a bad boyfriend.

I’m sad to see you go, but I ****ed it up, I know.

I was a bad boyfriend.

EsoMonty

Avatar: EsoMonty's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

ANGRY RESPONSE!!!

Emo kids are like bumerballs, you grease them up then roll them into a fat woman’s mouth.

Seriously.


ɹỊɐ-ləq pəllɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ əɯɐɔəq I ʍoɥ noʎ lləʇ ll‚I

əɹəɥʇ ʇɥნỊɹ ʇỊs ʇsn əʇnuỊɯ ɐ əʞɐʇ oʇ əʞỊl p‚I puɐ

uʍop əpỊsdn pəuɹnʇ ´pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊl

ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sỊ sỊɥʇ ʍou

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

BlazeKnowsWORA Posted:

You don’t seriously think Trolls pay any attention to where they stick their tiny little Log in to see images!

Good point thats how they seam to go, also another reason why it is funner to take yours.


I Log in to see images!

Bently Bear

Avatar: Bently Bear's Avatar

[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

To be an emo, do you have to be an existentialist/nihilist?


no homo

Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Well… we beat you up and enjoy you just because we can.

And we do it RAW.

And ANALLY. (no homo)

Just goes to show you how MANLY we are.

Warpvader edited this message on 03/14/2008 8:38PM

I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

enjoy an Emo: Because tears make the best lube!

Pygmi

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 2 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Makai Rythem Posted:

Log in to see images!

Never admit your true Log in to see images!

And don’t forget pictures you rere… you must say your male reproductive organ is THIS BIG!! and take pictures of an elephant or something… or actually take pictures so we can laugh at your limp male reproductive organ

Pygmi edited this message on 03/17/2008 1:47AM

Sollen

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

MY male reproductive organ IS EXACTLY 500 KILOMETRES LONG AND IT IS MADE OF DIAMOND, THE HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN.

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

LIES.

The true answer is “dragonforce”


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