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Writing dobnits' Monthly Contest of the Month: May 2009 - Lets Build(r) Something together (and for 8 BP)

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Why the **** not?

Miss Prince

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
2

[The House of Badfic]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’m in!

JacktheStrip-
per

Avatar: 89701 Thu Jan 29 03:42:48 -0500 2009
14

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

can I still get in?

goldensevenf-
old

Avatar: Crying Statue

[Billy vs Snakeman -
Gamers
]

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

I’m interested.

Kitten-Face

Avatar: 173378 Sat May 16 15:08:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I’m in for this week, if we’re doing it again.

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

posting, i’m not sure at all of the rules but i’m actually using my subs this week so yeah

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

ok lets play forumbuildr

Lama glama

Avatar: 169571 Wed Jun 03 16:11:47 -0400 2009
3

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Can I still join? If can, Im in.

Lama glama edited this message on 05/26/2009 10:20AM

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Heh is it still open? Then I’ll play too. Log in to see images!

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

plk Posted:

Heh is it still open? Then I’ll play too. Log in to see images!

****. Contest over.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

No it’s not, the possible entries per character are limited to 5 (either a week or total, I’m not sure) and if you look at Plks buildr records as of late, there’s only going to be a few contest entries. Bashy is the biggest threat with people like myself, Shii and Grayson81 right behind since we regularly get a lot of entries chosen for Forums.

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Dunatis Posted:

To wreck it or not to wreck it? Who knows what I mean!?

Whether t’is nobler in the contest to spam Forum ideas and

Suffer the slings and arrows of down voting chumps

Or to take arms against Bashy and prevent his other submissions

From winning in a sea of unfunny bull****

And by opposing, deprive him of electro-chocolate. To Win, to wank.

Exhausted; and by a wank to say we beat

The trolling and the thousand ****ty submissions

That a buildr is heir to – ‘tis a lulz

Devoutly to be wished. To win, to wank;

To wank perchance to cream. Ay, there’s the rub and tug,

For in that wank of victory what creams may great times,

When we have shuffled back into our pants,

Must clean our paws. There’s the mess

That makes disturbing of so long a time spend on Forumwarz

For who would bear the shock images and scorns of Flamebate,

Th’Troll’s baiting, the noob’s memes,

The springing of a trap, the Mod’s banning,

Gameplay issues made by ET, and the spurns

that prevent anyone but a few top those Leaderboards.

When he even pwns Geronimo for max streak and scoops

with his Permanoob’d Emo Kid? Who would scoop all medals?

To 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2 under a weary life,

but that the dread of having to go outside

The undiscovered country from where

No character can be RP’d, scares the nerd,

And makes us rather pwn another Bashy forum

Than seek the company of scary women-folk?

Thus the internet does make cowards of us all,

And thus the golden colour of a tan

Is sicklied over with the pale skin of the Loner,

And enterprises of having parties and getting laid

With this fear we lock our basement doors,

And prep the bottle of hand cream.

Hmmm… ‘poetry’ that doesn’t rhyme OR follow a defined meter…

I see what you did there.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

teh Ardent bumhedz Posted:

Hmmm… ‘poetry’ that doesn’t rhyme OR follow a defined meter…

I see what you did there.

Also, WHEEEEEEE!!!

I’m glad someone does, since I sure as hell don’t.

I didn’t fail poetry for nothing!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Oh entering this I guess if I didn’t already.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Bump for last 5 days of contest, even 1 entry could win you the pot!

TracerX

Avatar: 35886 Thu May 28 16:11:04 -0400 2009
2

Level 23 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Ha, I’m interested in this contest but I’m more interested in the June one that I know about before it starts rather than the last day.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Last five days??? Nonsense!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Oopsy, last…12 days? I Know what’s going on, I swear!

Edit – Nope 19 days. What the hell am I on?

Dunatis edited this message on 05/26/2009 7:11PM

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Only 2 days left in this long contest bump, anyone who has been doing Buildr this month should sign up quickly!

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Im going to count up the points and stuff.

I will announce winners and top point getters sometime in the next few days.

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