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Art The Forumwarz Book Club: An Idea Doomed To Fail

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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I’ll catch you guys on the next book. I am going to be reading Carter Beats The Devil instead.

Ardent

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Professor Commie PhD Posted:

I’m in. I might not be done with the read this month because ot the exams I have coming up, but I’ll give it a shot.

Here’s a few ideas for the following months, though:

Edit: Added descriptions to each book.

More like one hundred years of STOLITUDE, amirite? Srsly though, don’t read 100 years of solitude. It is possibly the suckiest book ever. EVER.

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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

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teh Ardent bumhedz Posted:

More like one hundred years of STOLITUDE, amirite? Srsly though, don’t read 100 years of solitude. It is possibly the suckiest book ever. EVER.

I have to agree with you on Cien Anos de Soledad. Not a fan.

I would be willing to try any of the other books PCP suggested or Lamb as CoreyJess mentioned. Though I was planning on giving my copy to someone to borrow soon.

Also, Professor, it seems you like your realism magical and non-traditional structures. You should check out “Tropic of Orange” by Karen Yama****a and “Why Did I Ever” by Mary Robison.

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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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Well, I’ll agree that One hundred years of solitude is not a book that everyone can enjoy, but I, for one, could not put it down once I started reading. Comic, I’ll be sure to check out both those books (in fact, I’m reviewing an Amazon order for them as I’m typing this message). And, yeah, I’m a big fan of both non-traditional structures and magic realism; for some reason, that genre fascinates me.

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Professor Commie PhD Posted:

Well, I’ll agree that One hundred years of solitude is not a book that everyone can enjoy, but I, for one, could not put it down once I started reading. Comic, I’ll be sure to check out both those books (in fact, I’m reviewing an Amazon order for them as I’m typing this message). And, yeah, I’m a big fan of both non-traditional structures and magic realism; for some reason, that genre fascinates me.

Just so you know: Tropic of Orange is magical realism and Why Did I Ever has an odd structure. I didn’t want it to seem like there was a lot of over lap, though there is some. Both are pretty good, though the end of Tropic of Orange is a little disappointing.

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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

The Unknown Comic Posted:

Just so you know: Tropic of Orange is magical realism and Why Did I Ever has an odd structure. I didn’t want it to seem like there was a lot of over lap, though there is some. Both are pretty good, though the end of Tropic of Orange is a little disappointing.

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They sent me the wrong book: Cats and Yammerings

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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

They sent me the wrong book: Cats and Yammerings

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Really? That’s hilarious. It also reminds me of

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Haha, it’s not even cat poems. It’s a bunch of topics and none of them are particularly interesting. It’s like your grandpa’s coffee table book. I’ll have to wait for them to get back to me, but if it gets too close to the end of the month I’ll just read the online version posted here.

Here’s just a TASTE of how fascinating and brilliant these poems are:

“One of the fondest memories I have, as a high school lad in my teens,

Is of the time that I spent alone in the woods, with all of the bliss that that means.

My dad paid a man to build me a shack, not far from a lovely wee brook,

Where I could escape the noise of the town with an organ, some music, and a book.”

The Shade

Avatar: 107703 Sun Jan 04 22:31:23 -0500 2009
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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Haha, it’s not even cat poems. It’s a bunch of topics and none of them are particularly interesting. It’s like your grandpa’s coffee table book. I’ll have to wait for them to get back to me, but if it gets too close to the end of the month I’ll just read the online version posted here.

Here’s just a TASTE of how fascinating and brilliant these poems are:

“One of the fondest memories I have, as a high school lad in my teens,

Is of the time that I spent alone in the woods, with all of the bliss that that means.

My dad paid a man to build me a shack, not far from a lovely wee brook,

Where I could escape the noise of the town with an organ, some music, and a book.”

oh god no i’m so sorry

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That’s hilarious.

it’s beautiful you just don’t understand art

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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Ah, naive poetry. This used to be all the rage around the turn of the 18th century.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

“One of the fondest memories I have, as a high school lad in my teens,

Is of the time that I spent alone in the woods, with all of the bliss that that means.

My dad paid a man to build me a shack, not far from a lovely wee brook,

Where I could escape the noise of the town with an organ, some music, and a book.”

heh that sucks, and you got some p bad doggerel too

Whatevers

Avatar: 100752 2010-01-06 16:03:36 -0500
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I might join.

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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Starting chapter 3 now.

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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:)

Yeah, ok, this book is not my thing.

I’ll try to join in on the next one.

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Starting chapter 3 now.

Chapter 3 is where it starts to get good.

Toxic Cherry

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I would join. I love to read. I mostly read vampire novels or things like that.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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Up to chapter 6 now. Initial impression is that the author is excessively wordy, but that may be just a result of the time the book was written in. Otherwise the book is good, despite a few parts that forced an auditory “what the ****” from me.

I do believe I may have to read this one twice to get a firm grasp of the material.

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