Ahahahaha.

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“Yes, I have it. I just came back from being dead and rushed to my computer to report this.”

This is a real thing I almost got eaten.

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If you feel yourself pbuming away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.

Lord Shplane Posted:

I have a sword.

Even better. But since they zombies don’t look much different from regular people, go outside and stab random people in the face. You’re bound to hit a zombie or two.

Post it in some childrens forum with some zombie pictures.