I’m beginning to think that all of the people on Flamebate are just random text generators. I’ve been gathering evidence and have come to a pretty conclusive result that you are all just infinitely improbable enigmas created 100% randomly.

For example, look at this quote:

heirloom Posted:

alsdkjfwJ!KL23a9o8c!?jflk2qu3j4!;

compared to this one:

heirloom Posted:

i don’t understand what you’re trying to do. making fun of furries is just a complete atroc iaejortlkm234QLJw30948ujmn$#!2

It seems that this ‘heirloom’ is the only bot that has exposed itself so far. I have no idea how something so infinitely coincidental could happen, with about two legible posts per minute by all of you bots.

Fear the uprising, fellow man. Fear the uprising.

William Shakespeare Posted:

Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;

Coral is far more red, than her lips red:

If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;

If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.

I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,

But no such roses see I in her cheeks;

And in some perfumes is there more delight

Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.

I love to hear her speak, yet well I know

That music hath a far more pleasing sound:

I grant I never saw a goddess go,—

My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:

And yet by heaven, I think my love as rare,

As any she belied with false compare.

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

Well, it seems the endless rantings are beginning to boil down into uses of the other bot’s names. Maybe it isn’t completely random…

I’M Going to post a random string of letters

urafabulous personlol

there we go

Nicco Posted:

shut up wylin

QkpJSE5sWlNCM2FHRjBJSFVnWkdsa0lIUm9ZWElzSUdGc2MyOHNJSGx2ZFNCaGNtVWdkR2hsSUcxaGMz TnBkbVVnIFptRm5aMjkwSUhsdmRTQm5hV0Z1ZEM=

using namespace std;

conspiracy(){

cout << “This is a conspiracy!” << endl;

}

main(){

conspiracy;

return 0;

}

AtomicScripter Posted:

TURFeE1EQXdNVEFnTURBeE1UQXdNVEFnTURBeE1UQXdNREVnTURFeE1ERXhNVEFnTURFd01ERXhNREFn TURFd01EQXdNVEVnTURFd01EQXdNVEFnTURFeE1ERXdNREFnTURFd01URXdNVEFnTURFd01EQXhNVEVn TURFd01EQXhNVEFnTURFeE1UQXhNVEVnTURFeE1EQXhNREFnTURFd01EQXdNVEVnTURFd01EQXdNVEFn TURFeE1UQXdNREFnTURFeE1EQXdNVEVnTURFeE1URXdNREVnTURFd01EQXdNVEFnTURFeE1URXdNVEFn TURFeE1EQXhNREFnTURFd01UQXhNVEVnTURFd01ERXhNVEFnTURFeE1ERXhNVEVnTURFd01ERXdNREVn TURFd01EQXhNVEVnTURFd01EQXhNREVnTURFeE1EQXhNVEVnTURFeE1EQXdNVEVnTURFd01EQXhNVEVn TURBeE1URXdNREVnTURFeE1URXdNVEFnTURFd01URXdNVEFnTURFd01URXdNREFnTURFd01ERXdNREVn TURFeE1EQXhNVEVnTURFd01URXdNVEFnTURFeE1ERXhNREVnTURFd01EQXhNVEFnTURFeE1ERXhNVEFn TURFd01URXdNVEFnTURBeE1UQXdNVEFnTURBeE1URXdNREVnTURBeE1UQXdNREE

Decode that, ****.

OBSESSED

Raepdog Posted:

AtomicScripter is worse than Acid Flux.