kittiejenn: I’m here today with Ricket. How are you?

Ricket: fine upstanding member of societys.

R: Err

R: Fine.

KJ: Fantastic. A story about you recently got moved to Full of Won. Do you have any idea who wrote it?

R: Yes, and I’m not telling anyone. Log in to see images!

R: Also, <embedded goatse image removed>

KJ: Do you actually own any attire from the clothing line No Fear?

R: Uhh, I think I owned a No Fear shirt or something when I was like 10.

KJ: Interesting. Do you actually own a headset, foldaway or otherwise, for playing Starcraft, raiding, or other such activities?

R: Contrary to popular belief, no one in BoD actually owns a headset. It’s weird, I know.

R: Also, I’ve never played Starcraft.

KJ: I’m sure both of these revelations will be a shock to the community.

KJ: You’ve topped the leaderboard for most forums pwned for some time now. Do you see a break at any point in the near future?

R: Nah, that’s p unlikely dawg.

KJ: Your klan is a source of much controversy. I won’t ask you to address specific issues, but how do you, as a klan, get through the accusations? With bumhurt or laughter?

R: Generally laughter. It’s p amazing how everyone gets so bumhurt over any little action we take.

R: Obsessed, imho.

KJ: Also, your klan has been closed for almost its entire life, yet you appear to be selectively recruiting. What factors influence your decision to invite new members?

R: You just need to fit in with the people already in BoD. Most of the recent recruits have been friends of current members.

KJ: I see.

KJ: You could be considered a powergamer on both ForumWarz and Kingdom of Loathing. Are there any other games you excel at? Which is your favorite?

R: Well, I don’t know about powergamer at KoL anymore. I haven’t done much on there except dump turns into Hobopolis for at least a few months.

R: Anyway, I also play Urban Dead. I keep dying.

R: As for a favourite, KoL is probably still up there, ‘cause the community doesn’t suck bum like most of Forumwarz

R: Oh, also, Cid isn’t a mod there.

KJ: Fascinating. I do not have any more questions for you. Is there anything else you would like to tell everyone?

R: Sure. Install this script I wrote. http://userstyles.org/styles/17478

R: It changes flamebate’s style around a bit to make it suck less.

R: Also, Evil Trout is a fabulous person Humping male reproductive organ Bishop

KJ: This has been eye opening, thank you for your time!

R: You’re welcome!

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Johnny Mac Posted:

wut

Actually, that might not be true anymore. Merc or Context might own a headset.

Zalan Posted:

I must debunk the lies that Ricket has spread throughout FW.

I own a headset.

It hasn’t been plugged in the last 8 months, but, y’know, I own it.

I’M SO SORRY RICKET, PLEASE DON’T BEAT ME.

YOU DON’T COUNT, YOU BARELY TALK.