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Lylyth

Avatar: 46132 2015-08-09 07:16:00 -0400
33

Level 57 Camwhore

“Justine Berry”

What makes you think you can stop me from doing whatever I want?

Shaggy Rogers

Avatar: 165479 Sat Mar 21 12:26:33 -0400 2009

[Mystery Inc]

Level 1 Re-Re

Like, what are some of your favorite gimmick alts you’ve seen in the last year, man?

murmur

Avatar: 44610 2009-10-18 07:40:22 -0400
33

Level 41 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

What would you like on your tombstone?

CJalt

Avatar: 49696 Mon Jun 15 21:22:27 -0400 2009
6

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

How do you deal with all the constant whining you receive from bumholes like my loser twin without blowing your brains out? Log in to see images!

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

why is goatse shock?

srsly its not that shocking

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Given that game play is limited by visits, have you guys thought of adding some of the popular time waster games to the site? Chess, backgammon, Othello rip off, poker, whatever? I think it would be fun to toss the no flezz transfer thing out the window, drop a few of these games and let players wager, but it would be fun just to play against each other.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

If you hadn’t gotten into writing what would you be doing?

sheza

Avatar: 173055 Wed Jul 08 18:06:16 -0400 2009

[PONIELADN]

Level 24 Re-Re

ok thissi BIDQSUID OFFICAL adnnOT gs49

deer mrr boothole ithas coemto myatrentionn tahht manym,any poeplet hink gS49( shoudl geta ponny ]like heer http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/33842 adn aslo http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/18457

asan inpartal presoni tihnkthis woudl bea weclonmeadditiion toforunwars howwlong do IOHAcve towait>?

EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

howgreat times et isnt fixign anythin im reporrting?

halp jb fix this ssoon thx

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

If you could change anything about the birth of FW, what would it be? Also, if not Crotch Zombie what would you call the company?

Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

If one were to compare CZ and the mods to the various nazi war criminals (and I think this is a very reasonable comparison to make) which would you be? Who would ET be, and the player mods?

(link for reference)

Invariel

Avatar: 14446 Thu Oct 23 18:38:00 -0400 2008
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 36 Camwhore

I Wrote a Script and You Liked It

When brushing your hair in the morning after a long night of rigorous sex, do you find it easier to comb from the left, from the right or straight down the middle?

Obviously, I know the hypothetical night has never come to pbum, but I’d still like to know if you comb from the left, the right or the middle.

Invariel edited this message on 05/04/2009 10:48PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Alright, questions compiled, I’m about to deliver the goods.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Alright, questions compiled, I’m about to deliver the goods.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ia eant pt kdnoe thie dshjt skhjtoe dpole

pelaeos tshahalaemepoi nboteheholee

asheseew ememeee

ahasneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!1

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

ChilePepino Posted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ia eant pt kdnoe thie dshjt skhjtoe dpole

pelaeos tshahalaemepoi nboteheholee

asheseew ememeee

ahasneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!1

Sorry, but despite your…completely nonsensical protestations, it’s done!

And you can download it right here.

There’s a bit of a talk-o near the beginning where I say “Episode 1” instead of “Episode 2.” Geez. Also, there are some pops and a bit of redlining, which I blame on my crappy audio editing software, which I need to replace.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who submitted questions. Enjoy! Log in to see images!

Rage_****

Avatar: Deformed Child
31

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I AM SURPRISED THAT THIS WEBSITE IS STILL AROUND

Porn writing? REALLY? I wanna make a final question, really tricky: IS IT MORE DIFFICULT TO WRITE FOR THE PORN INDUSTRY, OR FOR FORUMWARZ, HUH?!!?!??

Also, spoilers above.
Rage_Shit edited this message on 05/05/2009 7:01PM

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

I done got to axe yo mo’ questions booty.

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

You should have a closer look imo Log in to see images!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

I came. Several times.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Dammit I just thought of another one, which I will write here in the hopes of not forgetting.

Who did which voice for the tubsonic messages?

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