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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?

INTERNET

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22

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

What do you consider the funniest joke in the world ever?

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

What is/was your thought process/inspiration for coming up with the ForumWarz story material?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Could you explain the steps you take to write a conversation in the game?

Obviously I know the answer I just thought other people might find it intersting.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Do you or have you played any browser based or ongoing games? (Besides FWZ of course.) If so, what was your favorite?

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Evil Trout Posted:

Obviously I know the answer I just thought other people might find it intersting.

Really? I figured it’d be like writing a flowchart then handing it to some poor monkey to code into the game. I hear that’s more or less how they did choose your own adventure.

Tzid

Avatar: 101585 Sat Jan 17 23:02:50 -0500 2009

[Island of Avalon]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Do you know if CZ has any plans to actually put something on their website besides the whole spiel about them being crotchzombie com?

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

What the hell is http://protivate.com/?!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

AtomicScripter Posted:

What the hell is http://protivate.co /?!

Go read Evil Trouts twitter.

It’s something they plan to do in the future, it just points to FWZ for now.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Episode 2. What are your plans for it?

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

How do you plan on preventing the threat of swine flu being spread through use of your facilities?

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

What do you find are the major difficulties of writing for such a diverse userbase that Forumwarz has?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Thanks for the questions, everyone! I’m about to head to a CZ meeting, where I’ll get permission to run my mouth off on some of the weightier topics.

However, I wouldn’t mind seeing a wider range of questions, so…

Until midnight tonight, feel free to ask questions in the role-playing style of your character.

So, go ahead and ask those trollish questions you otherwise might have avoided. I’m not guaranteed to answer them, but it might be fun to have some “comedy options.”

Note: This is not a license to flame this thread. Don’t make huge blankposts, don’t troll your fellow player, and please stick to the one-question-per-post format.

Otherwise, go nuts! Log in to see images!

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Until midnight tonight, feel free to ask questions in the role-playing style of your character.

So JB, kinks or vanilla? Log in to see images!

*spanks!* Log in to see images!

Protein_Pump

Avatar: harblgar

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Until midnight tonight, feel free to ask questions in the role-playing style of your character.

WHY DO YOU THINK UGLY fabulous personS FEEL THE NEED TO PRESENT THE COMMUNITY WITH GROTESQUE PICTURES COMMEMORATING THEIR UGLY FOR ALL ETERNITY IN A PATHETIC SOLILOQUY OF FAILURE?

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Hey JB can we have hot pbumionate sex with the stated purpose of attracting girls who are into yaoi porn?

edit OH SECOND MOST SEXY SIR?

Fortunato edited this message on 05/04/2009 5:20PM

Candy Corn

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24

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Would you rather…

Lose your life’s work because your computer crashed or have someone steal your idea and make a fortune? Log in to see images!

Essex-Tacy

Avatar: 125122 2010-01-07 12:47:31 -0500
13

[WeChall]

Level 51 Hacker

“Perl Diva”

Will Ep3 actualy be challenging? As both 1 & 2 were quite straight forward and simple.

scullybot

Avatar: 61450 Fri Dec 19 02:16:13 -0500 2008
5

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Do you believe in me?

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

How much porn is on your computer, and how do you deal with the nasty rashes that come from a fap heavy day?

Personally, I find pure aloe from an aloe plant works the best.

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