Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

It might be necessary. “Winter” comes but once a year.

At current rates, I think the gains per new Peen are actually way out of whack, and they’ll remain that way unless and until we rejig them.

Ah, okay then.

Though I think it would be funnier if you kept the length and added something like “mosquito male reproductive organ” or “horse male reproductive organ” or “whale male reproductive organ” that changes as your peen increases. Then there’d actually be a reason for it to be super long.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Okay, now that’s the best idea I’ve heard all day.

I can imagine the graphic changing once you reach a certain threshold. From ~1 inch (I prefer to say screw the 3-inch minimum, noobs be damned) to ~10 it stays the same. Then it becomes more…Africanized in nature.

Then horse, then elephant, sperm whale…and so on. I can’t say CZ would agree, but that’s using your noodle, missy!

You could also do that for Flamebate score. So and so many posts gives you a different title. Then the goal would be to become a ‘No lifer with a Sperm Whale male reproductive organ’.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Okay, now that’s the best idea I’ve heard all day.

I can imagine the graphic changing once you reach a certain threshold. From ~1 inch (I prefer to say screw the 3-inch minimum, noobs be damned) to ~10 it stays the same. Then it becomes more…Africanized in nature.

Then horse, then elephant, sperm whale…and so on. I can’t say CZ would agree, but that’s using your noodle, missy!

lvl 1 should be trout sized… smallest male reproductive organes in the animal kingdom

Bigandtasty Posted:

That’s exactly it – even if the proportions are equal, if everyone has a different combination of peens how will the leaderboard positions stay exactly the same?

Because that’s how math & ratios works.

If you have 5 E-Peens, each giving 1” (5” total ), and I have 2 E-Peens, each giving 2.5” (5” Total), and all E-Peens are reduced by 50%, then you now have 2.5” (5 x 0.5” ) and I have 2.5” (2 x 1.25” ).

This works for any combination of E-Peen. If each individual part is reduced by 50%, then each sum is reduced by 50%. All sums remain proportional to each other. 2 to 3 is the same as 1 to 1.5 is the same as 4 to 6 is the same as 1000 to 1500.

And plk’s idea of ‘themed’ E-Peen displays is epic. Hell, JB, we can even run a Contest for people to submit, say, 5 different icons with 5 different descriptions. And the winner or winners of that Contest can receive a Special E-Peen called “Loves The male reproductive organ.”

I personally would prefer to see ridiculous E-Peen lengths, and no more of the mandatory 3” Noob length. The four main clbumes gain E-Peen for choosing a clbum. Simply reduce that Peen length by 0.01”, and create a 0.01” Peen for creating a character.

”Yay, I Clicked a Link!” E-Peen – 0.01” : Congratulations, you figured out how to click a link and create your character. Welcome to ForumWarz.

plks idea is certainly more fun than a cirgreat timescision. Log in to see images!

Bandaney Posted:

Horrible idea. Why would we need “realistic” peens? It’s not like this is a realistic game or anything. Enormously long peens make it much more fun and funny.

I am 100% in agreement.

When I think of a 100” male reproductive organ, I laugh… because it’s funny. How would you walk?

Making peen lengths realistic makes the game less funny, which is never a good thing.

All I can say, honestly, is no. Seeing people with 20” E-peen is about the same as seeing someone with 30,000 Gamerscore on Xbox LIVE. It’s kind of creepy, but hey, people can get it that large, so leave it that way.

I understand why one would want a cap, but I don’t think there should be. Just my opinion.

Samildanach Posted:

I support this idea, along with eliminating the 3-inch minimum. EVERYBODY IS HAPPY! YAY!

Please note that, even if we were to implement something along these lines, I’d still propose a sitewide shrinkage to keep the numbers manageable.

At least to buy us enough time until we can think of an animal bigger than a sperm whale. Log in to see images!

Sergeant Cid’s and plk’s posts were the best ones in this thread.

Now, it’s right to decrease the length, however that’s only because it’s necessary.

Let’s throw in a bit of a curve ball, lower all peens by 10%; replace the initial 3” with .01”.

This will just serve to make it a bit more realistic, while still being ridiculous. So everyone lowers by 3” + 10%. That would give me a new peen of 4.014”. This is a huge drop for me, but then again, scullys would be 19.072”. Which is still absolutely ridiculous, but everyones is still a bit more realistic.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

At least to buy us enough time until we can think of an animal bigger than a sperm whale. Log in to see images!

Perhaps Xenu? The caption being “Your male reproductive organ is so large that even the Church of Scientology fears it”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

However, the resolution — which was to simply let your E-Peen grow to monstrous lengths — is beginning to look a little silly.

Actually, I think the complete opposite is better. Give everyone a 25% increase in peen length. Make the default that you’re given when you first sign up be 5 inches. This will not only serve to mess up the leaderboards, but it will also make the labeling task a longer and harder job to do.