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KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

No, I am not talking about Michael Knight. I am talking about Bernard Al Bokes, or “BERN AL BOKES” as the Tubmail message title rendered it. I tried searching my own databanks and many external databanks, including your own.

However, I found no information about this Mr. Bokes anywhere. I even tried searching the databanks using variations of his name, including “Bernie Bokes”, “Bern Bokes”, “Bernard A. Bokes”, and so forth, but I still found no information concerning this man. Can any of you give me any information concerning Mr. Bernard Bokes?


I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

Bernard Al Bokes, or “BERN AL BOKES” is a fine upstanding member of society

Mod Edit: User banned for posting derogatory terms in non-RP

Generic Racist was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Generic Racist edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

KARR Posted:

No, I am not talking about Michael Knight. I am talking about Bernard Al Bokes, or “BERN AL BOKES” as the Tubmail message title rendered it. I tried searching my own databanks and many external databanks, including your own.

However, I found no information about this Mr. Bokes anywhere. I even tried searching the databanks using variations of his name, including “Bernie Bokes”, “Bern Bokes”, “Bernard A. Bokes”, and so forth, but I still found no information concerning this man. Can any of you give me any information concerning Mr. Bernard Bokes?

WTF are you talking about, and why is this in Ep2 Discussion?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

MC Banhammer Posted:

WTF are you talking about, and why is this in Ep2 Discussion?

I received a Tubmail from “Untied Sosiety fr tge Suppreshon of Buks”, and I only wish to find out who “Bern Al Bokes” is. Furthermore, since I received this message during Episode 2 of this game, my sensors indicated that this was the best location to ask for bumistance. Do you understand?

KARR was banned for this post by Evil Trout

KARR edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Right then. Moving from Ep2 Discussion to General RP, where you hopefully will be trolled the **** out of.

Also, consider yourself warned about trolling in non-RP.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Are you ****ing kidding or you’re a complete idiot?


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KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Right then. Moving from Ep2 Discussion to General RP, where you hopefully will be trolled the **** out of.

Also, consider yourself warned about trolling in non-RP.

My databanks indicate that “trolling” is the act of posting disruptive messages in order to elicit a specific reply from other users. I bumure you, MC Banhammer, that I am not attempting to “troll”, I am making an honest request for help. Do you understand?


I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

Bandaney Posted:

Are you ****ing kidding or you’re a complete idiot?

I bumure you that I am not kidding, Bandaney. I am quite serious about all this. Also, I am not an idiot. I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot, the prototype of the car of the future.


I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
62

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Generic Racist Posted:

Bernard Al Bokes, or “BERN AL BOKES” is a fine upstanding member of society


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

Yes, he did indeed post that, and it was not very helpful to me. Perhaps you can do better?


I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Generic Racist Posted:

Bernard Al Bokes, or “BERN AL BOKES” is a fine upstanding member of society

haha hes still banned too


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Are you going to leave Fingerz banned? This clearly was a trollbait thread.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fran Posted:

Are you going to leave Fingerz banned? This clearly was a trollbait thread.

Fingerz?

And replying to trollbait is no excuse. See: All the people who get banned for posting **** in GD in exchange for promises of BP.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 04/27/2009 5:47PM

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KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

Fran Posted:

Are you going to leave Fingerz banned? This clearly was a trollbait thread.

What do you mean by the term “trollbait”? Would you care to update my databanks?


I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

Chewwy

Avatar: 172315 Sun Apr 19 13:54:17 -0400 2009

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 3 Re-Re

KARR Posted:

What do you mean by the term “trollbait”? Would you care to update my databanks?

chewwy thinks you are beingg [[bverrryyyy] stooped Log in to see images! Chewwy edited this message on 04/27/2009 5:51PM


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KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

Chewwy Posted:

chewwy thinks you are beingg [[bverrryyyy] stooped Log in to see images!

I am not stupid. In fact, I am quite intelligent, thanks to my creator, Wilton Knight.


I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

KARR Posted:

I am not stupid. In fact, I am quite intelligent, thanks to my creator, Wilton Knight.

dont go ****ing with chewwy

gimmicks are cool but your just a fabulous person


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Good gimmick. ****ing horrible person doing it.

KARR

Avatar: 169049 2011-07-31 17:56:10 -0400
66

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

Chawin Posted:

dont go ****ing with chewwy

gimmicks are cool but your just a fabulous person

I do not intend to “**** with chewwy”, as you so eloquently put it. I intend to find out who “Bern Al Bokes” is.


I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Where did I put that hellban script, I need to add someone to it.

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