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twas

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You could be a candidate for testicular torsion.

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Posted On: 04/25/2009 10:06PM
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twas

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The peak age for testicular torsion is 14 years. I bumume this is a serious concern for 90 percent of the user base.

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Posted On: 04/25/2009 10:07PM
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ummm… and that is?

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twas

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Of the cases of testicular torsion that occur in the neonatal population, 70% occur prenatally and 30% occur postnatally.

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twas

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AntiRules187 Posted:

ummm… and that is?

Testicular torsion is a true urologic emergency and must be differentiated from other complaints of testicular pain because a delay in diagnosis and management can lead to loss of the testicle. Though testicular torsion can occur at any age, including the prenatal and perinatal periods, it most commonly occurs in adolescent males, and testicular torsion is the most frequent cause of testicle loss in that population.

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Testicular torsion is a true urologic emergency and must be differentiated from other complaints of testicular pain because a delay in diagnosis and management can lead to loss of the testicle. Though testicular torsion can occur at any age, including the prenatal and perinatal periods, it most commonly occurs in adolescent males, and testicular torsion is the most frequent cause of testicle loss in that population.

o ****, i’m 15, am I safe to keep my nut?

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twas

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Always remeber that most torsions twist inward and toward the mid line; thus, manual detorsion of the testicle involves twisting outward and laterally.

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twas

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AntiRules187 Posted:

o ****, i’m 15, am I safe to keep my nut?

Early diagnosis and prompt urologic consultation is essential since time is critical in salvage of the testicle.

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twas

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Remember ladies, testicular torsion affects males only. So if you are a female and your testicles start hurting, it is just God punishing you for having sex before marriage.

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CoreyJess Posted:

Stop. Touch. Tell.

Well done CoreyJess. You may be eligible to become an honorary member of the Scrotal Safety Commission.

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twas

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Always remeber that most torsions twist inward and toward the mid line; thus, manual detorsion of the testicle involves twisting outward and laterally.

For example, in a suspected torsion of the right testicle, the physician is in front of the standing or supine patient and holds the patient’s right testicle with the left thumb and forefinger.

The physician then rotates the right testicle outward 180° in a medial to lateral direction.

Rotation of the testicle may need to be repeated 2-3 times for complete detorsion and to provide pain relief to the patient.

For the patient’s left testicle, the physician uses the right thumb and forefinger and rotates the patient’s left testicle in an outward direction 180° from medial to lateral.

Manual detorsion is successful in 26.5% to greater than 80% of patients based upon a number of reviewed studies.

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twas

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Complications of testicular torsion may include the following:

* Infarction of testicle

* Loss of testicle

* Infection

* Infertility secondary to loss of testicle

* Cosmetic deformity

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Posted On: 04/25/2009 10:16PM
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CoreyJess

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This may be one of the most important threads ever.

Thank you for looking out for the community.

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Posted On: 04/25/2009 10:18PM
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twas

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Early diagnosis is key. If testicular torsion is diagnosed early, a near 100% salvage rate for the testicle is possible. Orchiopexy is not a guarantee against future torsion, though it does reduce the odds of a future torsion.

Be wary of:

* Failure to recognize a urologic emergency

* Delay in obtaining urologic consultation

* Misdiagnosing as epididymitis

* Partial reduction of a torsion (ie, 720°)

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Posted On: 04/25/2009 10:25PM
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Remember ladies, testicular torsion affects males only. So if you are a female and your testicles start hurting, it is just God punishing you for having sex before marriage.

Uh was, although you are technically correct I’m worried that you might be drifting slightly off message here.

Please remember that The Scrotal Safety Commission is primarily concerned with testicular health and considers cataloging God’s various punishments for sinful women to be a sideline activity at best.

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Posted On: 04/26/2009 6:14AM
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twas

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Yes Sir

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