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FAQ Newbie's guide to computers

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Heres some information for new computer users, straight from mah comp teachah.

1) Downloading files costs, browsing(opening a site) doesnt.

2) Songs = max 64 KB

3) Videos = max 600 Kb

4) chat.yahoo.com and chat.msn.com are the only chat sites around. Omegle.com doesnt exist.

5) yahoo and google and the only search engines. search.msn.com is not a website.

6) Internet Explorer(5) is the most popular web browser.

7) IE and Netscape Navigator are the most popular web browsers.


8) Just about any antivirus can detect any existing virus, even without updates.

9) Exam Question paper: “How many tables do we can create in a single Access database?”

10) “You talks, you not talks, I dunno, I tell to Headsir(Principal),Headsir come beat us all”

11) Teachah(to some student): “Why you talks?” Kid: “Sir Im not-” Teachah: “Why you not talks?”

12) (Last year)Once he was going motherboard motherboard blah blah in clbum, and I started ‘fapping lolling’ to “fatherboard babyboard lolz”. After clbum, he told me, next year Ima take yo’ science clbum, then ima teach you how baby comes out


Moar are incoming.

SuperSonic edited this message on 05/02/2009 4:29AM

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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

becareful y2k bug

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

SuperSonic Posted:

Heres some information for new computer users, straight from mah comp teachah.

1) Downloading files costs, browsing(opening a site) doesnt.

2) Songs = max 64 KB

3) Videos = max 600 Kb

4) chat.yahoo.com and chat.msn.com are the only chat sites around. Omegle.com doesnt exist.

5) yahoo and google and the only search engines. search.msn.com is not a website.

6) Internet Explorer(5) is the most popular web browser.

7) IE and Netscape Navigator are the most popular web browsers.

Moar are incoming.

Your spine will mbumage my prostate, you little sack of ****!


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

lol quack teacher Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

AAPDAIT!


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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

This is an informative guide. Thank you. I learned a lot and now I should be able to better computer at both work and home.


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

[15:12] <funjeh> UR A SKANK Log in to see images!

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

SuperSonic Posted:

9) Exam Question paper: “How many tables do we can create in a single Access database?”

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BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

what do i do when my mouse is at the edge of the mousepad and the cursor is still in the wrong place, OMG WTF HELP!!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

BloodyDemise Posted:

what do i do when my mouse is at the edge of the mousepad and the cursor is still in the wrong place, OMG WTF HELP!!

I have this problem tooo! plz help Log in to see images!


[12:05] <Stumpy_Mike> you can be kind of a **** sometimes

[15:12] <funjeh> UR A SKANK Log in to see images!

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CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Linux is illegal.


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A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Funny. waiting for .moar anxiously


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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Dear mouse problem guys,

Your problem are not at all special. There has no answer to your problems. So the only thing can be done is formatted your computer. If problem still have, your computer have got swine fluLog in to see images!

To Permanoob guy,

Dont talks in my clbum. At least learning some English then talks.

SuperSonic edited this message on 05/02/2009 4:31AM

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Lord Boxtop

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Your teacher’s a dumbbum.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

you’re an unfunny fabulous person


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Lord Boxtop

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Your mom’s a fine upstanding member of society and your dad’s a jew.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Lord Boxtop Posted:

Your mom’s a fine upstanding member of society and your dad’s a jew.

Shouldn’t it be “fine upstanding member of society-ess”??


Are you looking to save some Flezz?

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The Book that gives you Offense +10, Memoirs of a Hacker Hero now on sale for only 100,000 (Usable by all character clbumes!)

Fetishes, Glbumes, Tattoos & Hardware, all on sale!

And be sure to check out our newest item: Home Surgery Kits!

These personal add-ons can give you the edge you need in those tough battles!

Save your hard-earned flezz by shopping at

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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

CreepPipe Posted:

Linux is illegal.

I live in Russia, and my understanding of the government’s Linux usage is this:

A few projects are being written using FOSS software, and depending on the outcome Linux will be either considered for other uses or will be abandoned completely. Corruption is a big problem because some companies (mostly Microsoft) bribe the people deciding which software will be installed.

Police raids searching for illegal software only accept a receipt or a license with a hologram. These are mostly directed at companies and, recently, individuals who install or troubleshoot software for a living. Even if you use Ubuntu you’ll probably be considered a pirate ‘cause you won’t be able to show valid proof that the software is legally purchased. Some companies sell an Ubuntu DVD plus a license certificate for a nominal fee.

Another problem is the so-called “otkat” bribery: when a manager buys Windows for his company for $200, he may ask the store to sell it for $300 (and print a receipt for $300), and split the $100 difference between himself and the store’s manager. Linux costs less or is even free, so less money may be extracted from its purchase.


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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Physics Posted:

I live in Russia, and my understanding of the government’s Linux usage is this:

A few projects are being written using FOSS software, and depending on the outcome Linux will be either considered for other uses or will be abandoned completely. Corruption is a big problem because some companies (mostly Microsoft) bribe the people deciding which software will be installed…blahblah

Go say that to mah teachah, he’ll probably fap to that (and probably speak binary).

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^mah binary

000111111100011000001100000000111100011000011

000110000000011000001100000011000000011001100

000111110000011000001100000110000000011110000

00011000000000110001100000001100000001100110000011000000000011111000000000011110 0011000011

^his binary

TheBoxTop Posted:

My mom’s a fine upstanding member of society and my dad’s a jew.

And what are you, a frigging cow swine flu virus?

SuperSonic edited this message on 05/04/2009 6:03AM

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