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Rant Gamble Bot? M0ar lyke Cheato-Bot!

Great-Meat-S-
pinner-Pen1s

Avatar: Pink Dress
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Gamble Bot is cheating! First it lets me win and then its starts cheating and take away all mine money!!! This is so unfair. Gamble Bot needs to be nerfed Log in to see images!

Galanodel

Avatar: Pink Dress
5

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Heh. I had gamblebot throw out 4 blackjacks and 3 sets of two face cards in a row.

I don’t wanna hear it Log in to see images!

Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

[This post has randomly exploded, causing a “divide by 0” effect, thus creating a mbumive pime taradox and leaving a vast amount of Twinkie wrappers all over this thread.]

Warpvader edited this message on 03/11/2008 6:49PM

I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

Miggle

Avatar: Sneakers
2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

Great-Meat-Spinner-Pen1s Posted:

Gamble Bot? M0ar lyke Cheato-Bot!

ROFFFLE!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

A few days ago I had 8000F.

Now I have 7.

GAMBLEBOT I JUST CAN’T QUIT YOU.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Razzlesnaff

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Fruit ****ers]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I hate that second of pause while playing Rock Paper Scissors. Bastard cheated me out of flez.Log in to see images!

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

The only real game worth playing on Gamblebot is Blackjack and it really helps if it’s a game you’ve been playing for quite sometime.

Statistically Rock, Paper, Scissors should be the best game to play since you have a 33.333333etc% chance of winning but that hardly seems to be the case. In the end playing blackjack on Gamblebot is pretty much like going to any casino. You get all excited because you’re up X amount and in the end leave loosing Y amount.

People who think gambling is about winning are in denial. It’s a means of temporary entertainment.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

gamble bot has gotten harder over the last couple of days. I used to win WAY more. It’s now two days in a row that my first gambling spree has ended up losing me most of my money.

It used to be that I could gamble once in the morning to get between 250-1000F, then come back later in the day and get more. Now it’s just lose lose lose.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Sancdar

Avatar: Sancdar's Avatar
35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

CreepPipe Posted:

Statistically Rock, Paper, Scissors should be the best game to play since you have a 33.333333etc% chance of winning but that hardly seems to be the case.

It’s actually a straight 50% chance of winning, as long as the bot plays fair. This is *slightly* better than blackjack using optimal play, but the reduced maximum bet means you’ll likely earn money much slower and can’t get anti-freeze scoops. Such is the price of reliable income.


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Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I’ve never played RPS, wouldn’t it be a 50% of “not losing”. Meaning either a tie or you winning. I’m not sure the rules on what happens with a tie. In any case I lost at blackjack, and I should know better living in Vegas. House always wins… except against George Clooney.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

Ro-shambo should have nine results

in a you/them (result) format:

r/r Log in to see images!

r/s Log in to see images!

r/p Log in to see images!

so you can see of the 9 possibilities 3 of them are losing, 3 of them are winning, and 3 of them are tying.

which means each game you have a 33% chance of losing or winning, and a 66% chance of simply not losing. especially if it just choses at random, and doesn’t follow a pattern.

unless my math and smilies are wrong Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Razzlesnaff

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Fruit ****ers]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

The problem is you can’t apply any strategy for RPS when it’s a computer. Especially if it’s completely random. With Black Jack at least you can rely on math to help you out, and some antifreeze scoops. Log in to see images!

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Ya know RPS LOOKS random. And it probably is. Seeing as I blew just about all my flezz on shoes (and beer… and hookers), I decided to try my hand ate RPS instead of blackjack. But like all great players, I had a strategy. Keep playing the same move! After all, with 66% of not losing how can I lose? Well it started working. 4 wins and 5 ties. Good ol’ rock, nothing beats rock. That’s when I started to lose. In succession. For 4 turns. Maybe another tie, but most turns it was a loss. Just because I had 4 flezz left, what would one jesus do? More importantly: what could one more play do? I tried paper. And won. Hmmm, so I did again. And tie. Then won. Then tied. It was at that point it looked like the bot had figured out my strategy as another loss occurred. So I moved on to scissors.

And what did I win? I went from 18 flezz to 22 flezz. I’m afraid of losing more

Really, if someone who has more money that’s wants to try and find a solid system, go for it. It probably is random, and it’s just my paranoia telling me the bot wants to enjoy me, but I can’t help feeling it knows where I live.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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DrScience

Avatar: Blue Guitar
24

Level 30 Emo Kid

I LUST AFTER FAT CHICKS ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE REAL GIRLS HATE ME

I had a little over 1k flezz today before I started Gamble Bot. I peaked at 25k, and ended up with 9k and a ****ton of Blue Scoops (or, more specifically, bumhole cards).

Sucks to be you, suckers!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

****ing gamblebot has become harder. I’ve got loads of luck, +2 charisma, yet I have stopped winning altogether. Using the same strategies that won me 8k F a month ago now create mbumive loss.

what is going on?!

it’s bull****. It took 5 days to get 2700F through deliveries. this sucks

I have 0 F right now.

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

NeGaTiVeHeLl

Avatar: Blood Cells
1

[Rocks RRR Us]

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

the gamble bot is Log in to see images!

Beasto

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Scamble-bot and I have a complex relationship. NO HOMO!

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maddsurgeon

Avatar: Denim Skirt
13

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Good ol’ rock. Nothing beats rock.

i_r_not_reto-
ld

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

lol i gots no moneys nowLog in to see images!

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

After loosing 3600 in a row, lol I think no more betting for me.Log in to see images!


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