The Magic cards. The Scrabble…

Oh god, I feel really dirty.

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Hey Cid, you forgot to sticky my thread.

What the **** is with all the ****ty stickied threads lately?

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Well, technically, Johnny Mac was the furriest entrant in the contest.

Fortunato would probably be the least furry.

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P.S. Vote for me or risk eternal banishment.

P.P.S. Request unsticky.

Haha, that’s actually true, as far as literal body hair goes. Yikes.

P.S. gtfo my thread or I’ll ban you

P.P.S. jk but still gtfo

Shii Posted:

The lack of votes on this thread is disturbing imo

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Also, WHEEEEEEE!!!

RECTIFIED!!!! (Slightly)...

C’mon guys, he was simultaneously the most nerdly/chaste and risque even though he needs waaaayyyy better lighting at times.

And does anyone else think of the song Conventional Lover by Speck?

Speck Posted:

Let’s hit the dealer’s room and get you something fine

That collectors bust of Cthulhu reminds me of how you blow my mind

Now let me take you dancing in my best Starfleet dress uniform

You’ll want to tap my mana once you’ve seen me perform

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me show you some conventional love

I don’t mean to boast, I don’t mean to brag (ooh love long and prosper)

But I’m a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me give you my conventional love

I’ll give you my heart, I’ll treat you nice (ooh love long and prosper)

And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

Uh oh

Saving throw!

I voted you. The magic cards won me over and the handcuffs made me jizz rainbows.

Context Posted:

I voted you. The magic cards won me over and the handcuffs made me jizz rainbows.

Also, WHEEEEEEE!!!

Rainbows? I can’t help but wonder what the hell the humidity and lighting is like in your room.

Shii Posted:

That’s the gist I wanted to get across, haha. Nerdly/chaste but really really really perverted. >->

Also, WHEEEEEEE!!!

And at least someone went with bondage, I would have if I had made it to the final round. If it weren’t for the “noone else in your pics” clause, I wanted to have my gf in her latex and corset hand over the leash too Log in to see images! Dunatis edited this message on 04/21/2009 10:58PM

My deal is that this is a game and there are a lot of people who seem to take it really too seriously. As opposed to shouting out OH NOES TEH bumHURTZ or trolling people for bumhurts I quote everyone as having fun since if you aren’t having fun playing a game, you’re doing it wrong. I forget the first time I did that but I think someone was teh bumhurts when I quoted them or I had just read a few threads full of a lot of angry people getting way to bent out of shape.

Also a little bit because I’m the kind of jackbum who likes to see how long it takes people to react to certain things and like to throw out some random things or play devil’s advocate to that extent.

I know I enjoy Forumwarz for all of it’s problems, so WHEEEEEEE!!!

was Posted:

I object to this being stickied.

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And thanks for the loltitle Dunatis, haha.