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Business AN OPEN LETTER TO MERCWITHMOUTH

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Dear ****poster,

Let me stress how serious business this is by not starting this post in all caps. Forumwarz provides many a folk with a brief glimpse at respite from our serious business real lives. People congregate here to exchange ideas and poke fun at one another. It’s nothing special, mind you, it is what it is.

So I noticed a couple of bad posts from you and I didn’t think much of it. It was, however, enough for me to obsess briefly peruse your posting history. Every post was either a thorough bum-tonguing of another ****poster or some creativity-free mewling of terrible an0n style content. Utter effluence.

Nothing was even in character; your posts are totally devoid of any sort of positive contribution to this site.

Ask yourself this question- why even post?

There are always posters that pop up just like you- unfunny idiots that try to rehash old, forced memes and multiquote ED and farchon like it was your job. There are always posters that are terrible and they tend to come and go.

So, the question on my mind is, when are you going?

TLDR VERSION

MercWithMouth Posted:

ys, I could use some help from an accomplished Greasemonkey scripter.

You’ve probably heard of the online game, www.forumwarz.com .

The game itself is nothing special.

But, the online chat-room it hosts (nicknamed the INTERNET DELAYED CHAT) is actually a lot of fun — diverse usergroup, and so forth.

Unfortunately, for every 20 people there that are actually pretty cool to converse with, there’s 1 person that is absolutely unbearable.

A troll, in other words. I happened to come across this. http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/43228 It is a kick-a Greasemonkey script for optimizing Chatten.Nl . A Dutch chat interface not terribly different from the Forumwarz IDC. I was hoping to adapt it so as to similarly tweak Forumwarz IDC. I haven’t heard back from the original author — likely due to the language barrier — so I thought I should maybe seek help from others.

Guys, I’d really appreciate some help here— and methinks you’re just the people to come and see.

Mar 12, 2009 2:33pm

MercWithMouth

Scriptwright

Guys, c’mon. I could really use some help here…

Mar 16, 2009 2:23am

MercWithMouth

Scriptwright

hmm

MercWithMouth Posted:

MercWithMouth: We Are an0n: This Is Our Offical Game |

MercWithMouth: The Offical Game of an0n |

MercWithMouth Posted:

*Sighs.*

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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

You know if only there was some place where you could be with friends and not be bothered by anonymous bumholes. If only…if only…if only…


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There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

The Unknown Comic Posted:

You know if only there was some place where you could be with friends and not be bothered by anonymous bumholes. If only…if only…if only…

LIKE CHEERS! I WANNA BE WOODY


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

A++++++ thrad, would read again


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

icwutudidthar Posted:

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NORM!!


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Hongz:comic is just so cool

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

merc is probably the worst poster this game has ever known


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

i love understatements


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

BOREDOFDICTORS STAFF MEETING

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IS DAT YER BLUE PANTIES MERC? DID U USE YER MOUTH?


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Daniel Plain-
view

Avatar: 88291 Thu Apr 23 15:39:59 -0400 2009
7

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 47 Emo Kid

I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

merc is probably the worst poster this game has ever known

He’s a ****ty poster but I wouldn’t go so far to bestow that honor on him.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

MercWithMouth Posted:

I just had a couple of world-clbum douchebag ideas.

NOT SURPRISING YOU ****ING DOUCHE


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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Mercwithmouth is a bad poster…


HOW BAD IS HE?


Mercwithmouth is SUCH a bad poster that Aaron Sorkin gets writing advice from him!


Merc walks in to a bar and he says to the bartender, “Hey, man, what’s with all the drinking in here?”
Well, the bartender male reproductive organ slaps him and says, “That’s the nature of the ****ing thing, you retard.”


I actually like Merc. I don’t know about you, but I like him char-broiled with sweet potato fries!
The Unknown Comic edited this message on 04/19/2009 6:56PM

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

COME ON BABY DONT BE SHY

U HAVE THE POWER TO WIN THIS, MAN

MercWithMouth Posted:

^_^ Deadpool 4chan in superhero form.


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

This thread is now about me: Professor Commie PhD is a terrible poster and should leave fwz for good.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

This thread is now about me: Professor Commie PhD is a terrible poster and should leave fwz for good.

REPORTED

BACK ON TASK-

MERCWITHMOUTH MAKES CELERYSTEVE LOOK LIKE PANTS


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MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
17

[WeChall]

Level 35 Hacker

Verbose and long-winded as always

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This topic brings two expressions to mind.

1)tl;dr

2)buthurt

I can see the kid went through a lot of trouble to make this post. I caught snippets while scrolling down, but didn’t bother to actually read it. Log in to see images! Probably for the best.

But the fact that he went through that much trouble… The boy has to take a chill-pill, already. I mean, I heard of ‘buthurt’ and I heard of ‘BAWWW!!’ but I mean— DAMN.

Kid, if you’re reading this.

A word of advice.

Put me on ignore and spare yourself an anyurism. Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

merc is probably the worst poster this game has ever known


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

MercWithMouth Posted:

...

OBSESSED


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moblin21

Avatar: 131861 Sun Apr 19 20:06:27 -0400 2009
1

[Necrimanci]

Level 32 Hacker

I AM NOT A TREE

You spelled aneurysm wrong, but I agree with everything in your post.


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moblin21

Avatar: 131861 Sun Apr 19 20:06:27 -0400 2009
1

[Necrimanci]

Level 32 Hacker

I AM NOT A TREE

I AM A ****HEAD AND I POSTED TWICE

delete please

moblin21 edited this message on 04/19/2009 7:28PM

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