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Politics ITT: I help Evil Trout to improve Forumwarz main page

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Dear Evil Trout,

as I have recently noticed, you are interested in further improving main page of http://www.forumwarz.com to attract many new potential players. I would like to contribute to your improvement efforts by making following suggestion: The so-called “statements” at the top of the page (example: “Best. Game. Ever.” — Scott Jennings, Broken Toys) don’t seem to come from actual players. Their authenticity is questionable and some people might get scared off.

So here are some alternative statements about Forumwarz coming from experienced and well-respected players. I think you should consider to replace your current statements with these ones.

the Pro Posted:

I’m glad I got the 1337 E-Peen so I don’t have to play this ****ty game every day.

Fran Posted:

What’s a good game? Certainly not Forumwarz.

ANGRY HOBO Posted:

Forumwarz, a big joke. It will make you wish there was no internet since the game is very bad and people should* play it because it sucks.

*shouldn’t

Natalie Petrov Posted:

Do you know, I really never realized how much I don’t like people in general until recently? I thank Forumwarz for making me more aware of this.

Auser Posted:

Seriously you are all idiots for playing this game.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Forumwarz: pretty much ‘meh’

Physics Posted:

Forumwarz is **** and Evil Trout is a fabulous person-humping male reproductive organ-bishop.


Feel free to add some more real player quotes!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Good idea IMO.

I’d add pretty much anything in here.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

you forgot what sig says

“lol@ppl who play fwz”

also

“fwzsux”

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Actually it might be better from a marketing POV, instead of replacing the quotes with these, have both:

“People who haven’t played ForumWarz say” and “People who’ve played it for a while say”. That could convey the humor pretty well.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Actually it might be better from a marketing POV, instead of replacing the quotes with these, have both:

“People who haven’t played ForumWarz say” and “People who’ve played it for a while say”. That could convey the humor pretty well.

This. I’d definitely play a game that critics were like, “THIS GAME IS AMAZING!” and the players who’ve stuck around for like 5 months say “THIS GAME SUCKS BUT WE CAN’T LEAVE ANYWAY!”

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
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Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Actually it might be better from a marketing POV, instead of replacing the quotes with these, have both:

“People who haven’t played ForumWarz say” and “People who’ve played it for a while say”. That could convey the humor pretty well.

I would think this was brilliant marketing, given the game concept.

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
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[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

Forumwarz: Where the word “pretty” has been phased out.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

WARNING: THIS GAME IS MbumIVELY ****TY PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK

FWZ needs a warning imo

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Good thread!

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

New quote:

Fran Posted:

It’s filtered to ****ty game on their own chat for a reason, trust me on this one.

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Why was this not implemented yet? Quality management process is very flawed, I think. ¦]

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

bump

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

We have other, greater ideas of how to reinvigorate the community up our sleeves. A lot of it will have to wait until Ep 3 is wrapped, though.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

ChilePepino Posted:

Bahahahahhahaha.

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