I’m in, I’m out

* Fr4gGingR1teZ: A self-proclaimed “best gamer of the world”, who comes asking for your help in a “hardcore” game named Trapped in the Cupboard

* Doctor O: A lover of pop culture, also a blogrunner for the popular blog, DinkDonkDoink.net. He gathers information about Shallow Esophagus from you, and also gives you some weird drug and a useless book.

* Starving 2 Death: A starved girl who tubmails you asking for food the day after Thanksgiving. Apparently, she only wants your hard-earned turkey.

* HORNY_SANTA: A naughty old dude who even ****ed the milk bottle. He contacts you for the rip-off Christmas raffle.

* Falcon****er: A mad otaku with a strong fixation with falcons and engages them sexually due to a childhood experience. Being banned from all forums for having gay sex with animals, he wants you to destroy them all for vengeance.

Working on this right now, main characters and other things have and/or need their own respective pages so step off for a bit. Redundancy is redundant.

That was more work that I expected I was going to do. I deleted all the Main and Minor Characters stuff and moved them to their respective pages. Someone else should do apocryphal w/e later (apocryphal isn’t the word for it imo, probably should go into ) I might do those things later though if it doesn’t get taken care of.

FYI this is a wiki so use links and pages for what they are good for. JB said he wanted this under 1k words and it was double the size before my edits.

Created:

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/The_Lonely_Gunman

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Krystal_Crackr1969

Merged info into:

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Shallow_Esophagus

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/The_****

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/DrrtyCop74

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Ravit__Blacksnake__Nordstrom_Iii

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Futanari_Moe

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Yuriko_Chan

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/CutiePie12xo

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Ophelia_mammary glandsupp

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Anonymous

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Reilly_O_Bill

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Ron_BALLISTA

Plus I went ahead and replaced a bunch of image links for avatars on other character pages, must have broken with the server move.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 04/19/2009 9:03AM

SplodgeMonkey Posted:

Apparently you were right, whoever-you-are. CutiePie12xo is an old guy, sorry about that.

I’m not really sure if that’s a guy or girl either. Do you have any reference?

Well you probably shouldn’t have changed stuff around while I was editing, might have been lost, anyways as I stated in the above posts characters have their own pages, edit those.

E: Lol I cut it down so well it’s lust barely under 1k words as it stands now Log in to see images! Johnny Mac edited this message on 04/19/2009 9:22AM

*’’‘[[Futanari-Moe]]’’’ A perverted young boy with a unibrow who lusts after Asian girls covered in bread crumbs and egg yoke.

*’’‘[[Yuriko-chan]]’’’ A Young Asian girl lusted after by Futanari-Moe. It is not required that you talk to her and she will bumuredly block you if you do.

*’’‘[[CutiePie12xo]]’’’ An old pedophile posing as a young girl. Lusts after the boy male reproductive organ.

*’’‘[[Krystal_Crackr1969]]’’’ Is a Post-operative trans-feminist Wiccan priestess and bipolar anarcho-vegan eco-terrorist.

*’’‘[[Bruce Bear]]’’’ A husky gay man who fixes equipment and loves giving blow jobs.

*’’‘[[Opheliamammary glandsupp]]’’’ An aspiring poet whose poetry is absolutely terrible. Writer of the “Ophelias Bad Poetry” attack.

*’’‘[[haxlrose]]’’’ A hacker who believes himself to be an artist. Will reset your stats every four days.

*’’‘[[Anonymous]]’’’ An anonymous troll who hates newfabulous persons, gayafabulous persons, and anyfabulous persons, and will often tell you to “GTFO.”

*’’‘[[BubbleTroll]]’’’ A troll who, as a child, was confined to a bubble, pulled numerous stunts in high school, and is confined to his apartment where he finds solace in the internet.

*’’‘[[Reilly O’Bill]]’’’ A crazy right wing anchor and member of the KKK. Hates any person other then the Christian White Aryan race.

*’’‘[[Ron BALLISTA]]’’’ A movie actor, enrolled in the church of saiyantology. Claims that his powerlevel is over nine thousand.

I’m going in, putting a few Episode 2 minor characters in.

EDIT: I’m out, added tl;dr descriptions of LittleBilly, Jebediah, GooseFriedBacon, and (Character)_299
dobnits edited this message on 04/19/2009 6:17PM

i’m in. fixed GFB’s page to link to yourname_299

added page for yourname_299

on the page, it says “woismoderator”. i fixed the spelling error and linked it to the right page. then i updated the info on the “woeismoderator” page.

fixed a bunch of typos and added info on some related articles (see recently changed for entire list)

added article for LittleBilly2316

updated Kim Shady and Bruce Bear

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Complete list of edits since I entered:

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Condition 03/04/2008 5:36PM Adam222 04/20/2009 11:05PM generichaxor 10

Bruce Bear 02/23/2008 6:00PM Xerxes 04/20/2009 11:02PM generichaxor 16

Forumwarz Storyline 04/16/2009 2:04PM Jalapeno Bootyho… 04/20/2009 10:57PM generichaxor 65

Permanoob 06/15/2008 1:18PM Damion 04/20/2009 10:55PM generichaxor 26

Reilly O Bill 10/17/2008 12:47AM Orb 04/20/2009 10:50PM generichaxor 12

KIM SHADY 10/17/2008 2:57AM Orb 04/20/2009 10:45PM generichaxor 6

Ravit Blacksnake Nordstrom Iii 12/05/2007 2:08AM eponymous_ennui 04/20/2009 10:31PM generichaxor 6

Geronimo 04/16/2009 11:33PM generichaxor 04/20/2009 10:24PM generichaxor 4

Emo Kid 12/05/2007 4:16AM eponymous_ennui 04/20/2009 10:18PM generichaxor 101

DrrtyCop74 08/14/2008 6:10AM Fran 04/20/2009 10:15PM generichaxor 13

WoeIsModerator 10/22/2008 6:07AM BlankTH 04/20/2009 10:11PM generichaxor 6

GooseFriedBacon 10/22/2008 3:53PM RazDaz 04/20/2009 9:59PM generichaxor 10

Character Screen 02/13/2009 11:06AM Fortunato 04/20/2009 9:58PM generichaxor 9

YourName 299 04/20/2009 9:53PM generichaxor 04/20/2009 9:54PM generichaxor 2

Suicide 03/04/2008 10:15AM VIVa-ChiCk 04/20/2009 9:32PM generichaxor 6

Episode 1 Timeline 04/17/2009 12:59AM Aldo_Anything 04/20/2009 9:29PM generichaxor 2

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i’m out

ghax edited this message on 04/20/2009 11:07PM

I guess I’m in, if this is almost over.

Sorry if this takes me some time to do, I just lost a cat and I’m a little bummed out right now. Log in to see images!

EDIT: Expanded on some character bios, added some important details from the Nordstrom IDC chat log. I’ll just go ahead and record them externally here, since I didn’t add much.

After you call him on it, he admits that he is an elite internet hacker from Boston, and reveals that the explosion of the Coral Springs nuclear power plant was a hoax, propagated by internet media outlets. Nordstrom then claims that the Sentrillion company is attempting to monopolize and control the flow of internet information, before ending your conversation.

An advocate for internet privacy, he gathers information about Shallow Esophagus from you, and gives you some weird drug and a useless book.

An employee of Setrillion, he claims that that the XSS code he pays you to spread is a tool to bring order and security to the internet.

Paranoid of robots and large corporations, he claims to fight for the freedom of information on the internet through his impressive hacking skills.

I may take another look later, but those were the only very important details that I found to be missing. I’m out.

ANOTHER EDIT: Having access to the cinematics of episodes one and two was very helpful to my addition, but the lack of sTalk logs forced me to rely on memory in a couple places. Would it be difficult to add sTalk logs to the Instant Replay section?

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/22/2009 12:13AM

since generichaxor made at least 20 edits yesterday, i’m going in.

significant grammar fixes

FBO is one organization, not >1. Singular noun -> singular verb

added info the ep2 summary

added more info

fixed more typos

added info on Sentrillion page

i’m out.

anonymoushaxor edited this message on 04/22/2009 1:03AM

Johnny Mac Posted:

Looks p good imho.

end contest?