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Religion Discordianism

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I, the Great and Mighty Pope Hoonau, Holder of Awesomesauce(re-un-dis-excommunicated, no backsies), am here to discuss the wonders of Discordianism here with you…

Or not, I’m too lazy. Here, look it up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism

prowlfox

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I, Pope Innocent the 42nd disagree to agree with my esteemed inferior.

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You, Pope Innocent the 42nd, are hereby in excommunicate. May Eris have mercy on you, or something.

dreamserpent

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12

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

i know some folks that practice discordianism as their actual official religious choice.

i take them about as seriously as scientologists.

Great-Meat-S-
pinner-Pen1s

Avatar: Pink Dress
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

At least Discordians dont try to sue you lol

dreamserpent

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12

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

true that

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Damn skippy.

I mean, we’d try, but that’d be using the legal system, a system of perceived order. It disagrees with the Truth.

Rasta-Theclo-
wn

Avatar: Rasta-Theclown's Avatar

Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

Huh. I should’ve known I wasn’t the only one on Forumwarz…

I remember the first time I read the Principia Discordia and thinking “Holy ****, these guys think like me.” There’s something beautiful about realizing that you’re not insane… or at the very least, there are others out there not as insane as myself.

The trouble is explaining Discordianism to others. I stick with “it’s a philosophy disguised as a joke disguised as a religion” for a basic summary. (I’m hesitant to call it a religion… we haven’t killed enough people to qualify as a religion yet.)

Oh, and Pope Innocent the 42nd, you are hereby de-excommunicated.

You’re welcome.

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Mind hemorrhage!!!!!!!!!

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I call it “Zen with ADD.”

And innocent, you are un-de-excommunicated.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Anyone can say what they will about Discordianism, but it’s still a better choice than ANY other religion out there. Except Norse mythology and maybe Bokononism.

norumaru

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

this, good sir, is blasphemy! i, popimam hullabaloo the 42., hereby demand an apology!

VIVa-ChiCk

Avatar: harblgar
1

Level 14 Troll

aka FireFury

dreamserpent Posted:

i know some folks that practice discordianism as their actual official religious choice.

i take them about as seriously as scientologists.

I believe in ANY religion as seriously as Scientologists

maddsurgeon

Avatar: Denim Skirt
13

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Yeah, read the book before you dis it. You can find it here:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/

“A philosophy disguised as a joke disguised as a religion” works all right, but IMO, they do a great job of getting at ideas and concepts all the other religions were trying to get at before they got bogged down in dogma and nonsense (nonsense in a bad sense, that is, non-ironic nonsense)

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

I wonder if Discordianism would’ve spread as far as it has if it hadn’t been incorporated into the Illuminatus! trilogy. Sub-Genius seemed to do fine, but the Sub-Genius book does have more pictures. Anyone have any thoughts? DISCUSS fabulous personS.

maddsurgeon

Avatar: Denim Skirt
13

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

I had never heard of PD before I read Illuminatus! Of course, the list of books that Illuminatus! inspired me to read is too long to cite…

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

was sub genius about discordianism? i thought it was just a meme before there was an internet to spread it. the father of all obscure memes if you will.

N00balie

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Any religion with five written commandments, and the fifth one being: “V – A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.” is pretty awesome in my book.

Also, the hot dog bit is quite good, really.

Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

I prefere back in the days when there was, anti-popes, pirate popes and all that fun ****.

Virtual_Eyes

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5

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 13 Camwhore

Whiny, yet arrogant.

I consider myself a devout non-follower of Discordianism, living the enlightened life of random internet memes and pesto pasta.

Fnord.

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