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Pumpkin 5-BP Help me die!

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Because nobody moved it, I’m just starting this thread again. Nobody loves me and I don’t want to live anymore.

Whoever comes up with the best idea on how I should die/kill myself, will win three delicious brownie points. Two points will be given to the superior/awesome corpse disposal plan. In total, I’m giving five BP to help me remove myself from this plane of existence.

Contest ends on the 30th.

No entry limit.

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MOD EDIT: By dint of its subject, this is by default a trolling contest.

OP EDIT: People should already know that. Then again…

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Cheins Sanchez edited this message on 04/19/2009 10:54AM

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

I go by what I said in your other thread – jump off a building with homemade wings. It’ll be a hell of an experience, and people will excuse you as being an absentminded inventor or someone who was high at the time.

Also, don’t kill yourself.

Razmos

Avatar: 15497 Sat Mar 28 13:48:01 -0400 2009
8

[Throne of Blood]

Level 62 Emo Kid

I am a happy pirate apple!

Invest your money in Biochemical weapons and volunteer to be a test subject. Become a zombie and let me kill you.

Dont need to worry about disposal, the other zombies will do that Log in to see images!

Daniel Plain-
view

Avatar: 88291 Thu Apr 23 15:39:59 -0400 2009
7

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 47 Emo Kid

I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

Hold in your **** until your bowels explode. It will be the best 3 weeks of your life.

MiscMentagon-
Unkown

Avatar: Server Hacker
4

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Lose your Ipod, enjoy a loli and jailbait, an hero.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Crucify yourself outside Evil Trout’s house.

Iron Lich

Avatar: Iron Lich's Avatar
13

Level 69 Troll

FOR KIPPY AND COUNTRY, REMEMBER KIPPY, HE WAS A HAPPY SARDINE.

have sex with context.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

string around neck and feet, superglue hand to head, jump off highway crossing, etc

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

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Log in to see images! Inconnu edited this message on 04/17/2009 7:00AM

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

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Log in to see images! Inconnu edited this message on 04/17/2009 7:00AM

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Download Mp3’s

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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

break into LHC and jump into a blackhole

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Skydiving accident

Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

Attach plugged in toasters to your rubber duckies and go for a nice warm jacuzzi… But put the jets on such a high pressure your dead body is turned into pulp. Disposal? Easy: add some jelly crystals and market it as jello. All the evidence will be in many anonymous stomachs.

mgc norsman

Avatar: Code (Green)
2

[WeChall]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Daniel Plainview Posted:

Hold in your **** until your bowels explode. It will be the best 3 weeks of your life.

i recomend a large bum plug for this

but as for your suicide can you set up something to post pics of it?

for suicide jump into a jakoozie full of gas/gasoline/petrol and pirahnas and smoke a cigarett

mgc norsman

Avatar: Code (Green)
2

[WeChall]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

oh no wait drink a gallon of ipikak or wht ever its called to induce vomiting then do the previus suggestion

Captain_Amaz-
ing

Avatar: 82700 Sun Nov 09 11:06:38 -0500 2008

Level 29 Hacker

“1337”

First of all, you’ll have to be prepared to try and create/overthrow a few rules. However, such is the price you pay for the most fabulous and decadent death possible. After the necessary steps have been taken, construct an elegant, full sized Roman Colosseum and instil yourself as emperor. Enslave a large amount of people as gladiators, and make the resulting games as brutal as possible. (As an aside, if you charge the public for entry to these games, you can leave quite a bit of money for your next of kin.) Make it known that you are a brutal and unfair ruler, and execute as many popular warriors as possible.

Eventually, a brave, strapping young lad will be removed from his family and forced to fight in the arena for your deranged pleasure. Beating all the odds, he will climb up the gladiatorial ladder, and gain more and more influence. Eventually, he will lead the other warriors into a revolution, and in a stunning battle you will finally be cornered. You desperately try to fight back, but the Hero’s deadly, practised combat moves and strong, firm body completely outclbum your feeble sword strokes, flabby and decadent form.

Instead of executing you outright, like the hundreds of lives you so cruelly took yourself, he leaves you mortally wounded, bleeding out on the floor, leaving you time to think about the horror you have unleashed until you finally die like a dog. (As, I believe, was your original intention.) Just before the Hero leaves the room, you call out to him. Your final words on this earth, are the words our manly Hero would least expect. “Thank you…”.

The Hero, his purpose fulfilled, and his belief in the meaning of his work shaken due to your final cryptic words, will look wistfully one last time upon the brutal charnel house that he once called home, and will then depart to an uncertain future, never to be heard from again.

As an added bonus, it’s entirely likely that several prominent film makers will be queueing up to make a movie about your life and works, with many a remake to follow, ensuring that you would be respected and feared in death as you could only wish you were in life.

Captain_Amazing edited this message on 04/15/2009 8:10AM

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Body Disposal/Suicide suggestion: Go the way of the Buddhist monks in South Vietnam. Cover yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire in the middle of the street.

You’ll be a pile of ash when you’re done burning, and bumuming no one tried to put you out, a car will eventually hit the ash pile, putting your dust-like remains to the wind for everyone to inhale.

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

wrap piano wire taught around your neck and pull it up over the top of your head and it will appear as you are ripping your head off. Log in to see images!

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Stick head in blender.

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