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Contest 3BP POEM CONTEST

B0xxy

Avatar: 170379 Mon Apr 13 23:12:14 -0400 2009

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

This contest is for 1-3 BP and will end April 17th

FTW: you must submit a poem ABOUT boxxy.

the winrar will be the poem i think is the MOST AWESOME

Log in to see images!

-The poem must be no shorter than 30 words. the longer it is while staying decent will make it more epic.

-though not necessary, rhyming add’s to the awesomeness in an easy way

-you can use famous poems, but there has to be a significant and clever change to it to make it boxxy-themed

EDIT#1- You can submit multiple poems

EDIT#2- THERE WILL BE 1st(3BP) 2nd(2BP) and 3rd(1BP) PLACES

GOGOGO

(and if nobody enters and this fails i’ll make it a general-topic-awesome-poem-contest)

MOD EDIT: After consulting with OP, this is a trollable contest.

B0xxy edited this message on 04/15/2009 2:56PM

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

Be sure to quote yourself so that you don’t get banned for generichaxor.

Peregrine edited this message on 04/15/2009 2:52AM

B0xxy

Avatar: 170379 Mon Apr 13 23:12:14 -0400 2009

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

B0xxy Posted:

This contest is for 3 BP and will end April 17th

FTW: you must submit a poem ABOUT boxxy.

the winrar will be the poem i think is the MOST AWESOME

Log in to see images!

-The poem must be no shorter than 30 words. the longer it is while staying decent will make it more epic.

-though not necessary, rhyming add’s to the awesomeness in an easy way

-you can use famous poems, but there has to be a significant and clever change to it to make it boxxy-themed

GOGOGO

(and if nobody enters and this fails i’ll make it a general-topic-awesome-poem-contest)

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

Say there’s a young lbum on 4chan

Starts posting wherever she can.

Anon really hates

Also masturbates

Hoping that she will get banned.

.

Boxxy turns into a meme

Starts crowning herself as the queen.

Bandwagon is made

Those who can’t get laid

Jump on it whenever it’s seen.

.

As boxxy makes more videos

Hackers decide she must go

So they hack her account

Think she’s down for the count

When up from the grave boxxy rose

.

Boxxy’s less popular now.

Maybe she’s fat as a cow.

I don’t really care

Her brain’s not quite “there”

I can haz my 3 BPs nao?

Wartooth118 edited this message on 04/15/2009 2:55AM

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Mkay here’s ur poem!

THE DOLDOE

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,

While I nodded, nearly fapping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently crapping, crapping at my chamber door.

`’Tis some visitor,’ I muttered, `fapping at my chamber door –

Only this, and nothing more.’

Ah, distinctly I remember it was when my beak Dismember’d,

And each separate dying member wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow; – vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of sorrow – sorrow for the lost B0xxy –

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named B0xxy –

Nameless here for everm0xxy.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple ‘curtain’

Thrilled me – filled me with faptastic terrors never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of Mr. Schlong, I stood repeating

`’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my member’s door –

Some late visitor entreating entrance at my member’s door; –

This it is, and nothing more,’

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

`Durr,’ said I, `or Hurf-durf, truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was fapping, and so gently you came crapping,

And so faintly you came fapping, fapping at my chamber door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you’ – here I opened wide the door; –

Goatse there, and nothing more.

Deep into that Goatse peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream bef0xxy

But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,

And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `B0xxy!’

This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `B0xxy!’

Merely this and nothing m0xxy.

Back into the chamber turning, all my jizz within me burning,

Soon again I heard a fapping somewhat louder than before.

`Surely,’ said I, `surely that is something at my window fatties;

Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore –

Let my male reproductive organ be still a moment and this mystery explore; –

‘Tis the wind and nothing more!’

Open here I flung my ‘shutter’, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately Doldoe of the saintly days of yore.

Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;

But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my ‘chamber’ door –

Perched upon the bust of Phallas just above my ‘chamber’ door –

Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony turd beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

By the grave and stern male reproductive organorum of the countenance it wore,

`Though thy testis shorn and shaven, thou,’ I said, `art sure no moldoe’.

Ghastly grim and ancient Doldoe wandering from the nightly shore –

Tell me what thy lordly name is on M. Knight’s Plutonian shore!’

Quoth the Doldoe, `Neversnore.’

Much I marvelled this ungainly bowel to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning – little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

Ever yet was blessed with seeing turd above his chamber door –

Turd or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

With such name as `Neversnore.’

But the Doldoe, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,

That one word, as if his jizz in that one word he did outpour.

Nothing further then he ruttered – not a feather then he fluttered –

Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have grown before –

On the morrow he will leave me, as my male reproductive organ has grown before.’

Then the turd said, `Neversnore.’

Startled at the male reproductive organ broken by reply so aptly spoken,

`Doubtless,’ said I, `what it futters is its only stock and store,

Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster

Followed fast and followed faster till his schlongs one burden bore –

Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore

Of “Never-neversnore.”’

But the Doldoe still beguiling all my sad vole into smiling,

Straight I wheeled my ‘cushioned treat’ in front of turd and bust and door;

Then, upon the ‘velvet’ slinking, I betook myself to jinking

Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous turd of yore –

What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous turd of yore

Meant in croaking `Neversnore.’

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing

To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;

This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining

On my cushion’s velvet ‘lining’ that the tramp-light gloated o’er,

But whose velvet violet ‘lining’ with the tramp-light gloating o’er,

She shall press, ah, neversnore!

Then, methought, the hair grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censor

Swung by Seraphim whose moot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.

`Wretch,’ I cried, `thy God hath bent thee – by these angels he has lent thee

Respite – respite and nepenthe from thy memories of B0xxy!

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost B0xxy!’

Quoth the Doldoe, `Neversn0xxy.’

`Muppet!’ said I, `thing of evil! – muppet still, if turd or devil! –

Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,

Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted –

On this home by horror haunted – tell me truly, I implore –

Is there – is there balm in Gilead? – tell me – tell me, I implore!’

Quoth the Doldoe, `Neversnore.’

`Muppet!’ said I, `thing of evil! – muppet still, if turd or devil!

By that Heaven that bends above us – by that God we both adore –

Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,

It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named B0xxy –

Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named B0xxy?’

Quoth the Doldoe, `Neversnore.’

`Be that word our sign of parting, turd or fiend!’ I shrieked upstarting –

`Get thee back into the tempest and M. Knight’s Plutonian shore!

Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave my lonely male reproductive organ unbroken! – quit the bust above my door!

Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!’

Quoth the Doldoe, `Neversnore.’

And the Doldoe, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my ‘chamber’ door;

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,

And the tramp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted – neversnore!

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B0xxy

Avatar: 170379 Mon Apr 13 23:12:14 -0400 2009

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

i won’t comment on submissions till it’s over =)

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

B0xxy Posted:

i won’t comment on submissions till it’s over =)

*deadpan stare*

@_@

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Moot: Times have changed

The /b/ is getting worse

They won’t post wining threads

They just want to fart and curse!

Anonymous: Should we blame the government?

Anonymous: Or blame society?

Anonymous: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Moot: No, blame Boxxybabe

Everyone: Blame Boxxybabe

Moot: With all her beady little eyes

And flapping head so full of lies

Everyone: Blame Boxxybabe

Blame Boxxybabe

Moot: We need to form a full bumault

Everyone: It’s Boxxy’s fault!

Anonymous: Don’t blame my son

For my ****ty posts

Everyone does the same

It’s easier than make a toast.

Anonymous: And my boy Eric once

Pushed a finger in his nose

But now he launched 4chan DDoS!

Moot: Well, Blame Boxxybabe

Everyone: Blame Boxxybabe

Anonymous: It seems that everything’s gone wrong

Since Boxxybabe came along

Everyone: Blame Boxxybabe

Blame Boxxybabe

We must blame her and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

B0xxy

Avatar: 170379 Mon Apr 13 23:12:14 -0400 2009

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

keep them coming =) i think i might do more than 1 winner or something if i get lots of subs

Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

BOXXY

IS A fine upstanding member of society

SURE

SHE COULD TRIGGER

A PARROT

TECHNO TIME!

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Oh and also a clbumic one:

BOXXY BOXXY BOXXY BOXXY

BOXXY BOXXY BOXXY BOXXY

BOXXY BOXXY BOXXY BOXXY

BOXXY BOXXY BOXXY ****.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Roxanne w/minor alterations <-> Boxxy

——————————-


Boxxxxx-ay

you don’t have to put on the red light

those days are over

you don’t have to sell you body again tonight


Boxxxxx-ay

you don’t have to wear a dress tonight

walk the streets for money

you don’t care if it’s wrong or if it’s right


Boxxxxx-ay

You don’t have to put on the red light


I loved you since I knew you

I wouldn’t troll to you

I have to tell you just how I feel

I won’t share you with another boy

I know my mind is made up

so put away your makeup

told you once I won’t tell you again


It’s a bad way

Boxxxxx-ay

you don’t have to put on the red light

Boxxxxx-ay

you don’t have to put on the red light

Wylin edited this message on 04/15/2009 4:47AM

B0xxy

Avatar: 170379 Mon Apr 13 23:12:14 -0400 2009

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

haha good stuff guise. MOAR!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

I met her in chat down in ForumWarz

Where you type in duca and it’ll say male reproductive organ

P-e-n-i-s

She typed ‘lol’ at me and she talked to Wartooth

I asked her her name and in a purple font she said B0xxy

B-0-x-x-y B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Well I’m not the worlds most artistic guy

But when she asked for emoticons I made her five

Oh my B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Well I’m not Xylon but I can’t really see

Why anyone would a contest about poetry

Oh my B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Well we browsed Goatse and raided all night

Under LCD Monitor light

She sent me tubmail at 3:30

And said dear boy would you like some BP?

Well I’m not the worlds most pbumionate guy

But when I looked in her pics well I almost fell for my B0xxy

B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

I closed down my tabs

I shut down Firefox

My glbum fell to the floor

I got down on my keys

Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay

And I always want it to be that way for my B0xxy

B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It’s pretty hard to tell in our mixed up world except for B0xxy

B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Well I’d only joined just a month before

And Id never ever talked a woman before

But B0xxy smiled and took me by the hand

And said dear boy I’m gonna get you hellbanned

Well Im not the worlds most popular man

But I know what I’m in and what I’m in is a klan

And so is B0xxy

B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy B0-B0-B0-B0 B0xxy

Confused, disjointed and all yours, my dear B0xxy.

Songs are still a form of poetry, correct? Log in to see images! Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 04/15/2009 5:00AM

B0xxy

Avatar: 170379 Mon Apr 13 23:12:14 -0400 2009

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

songs count haha

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

B0xxy is a stranger

With a history I don’t know;

But brownie points are offered

So I’ll give this a go.


A level 30 camwhore

With mammary glands and attitude

bumuming she’s a real girl

I’d love to see her in the nude.


I know I’m not a charmer

But I’m a poet (by degrees)

So hear my call, oh B0xxy dear

And give me money please!

BloodyDemise edited this message on 04/15/2009 5:12AM

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

They say she ruined 4chan

They are wrong, it always sucked

Rejoice! Said the newfabulous person and white knight

Some wanted to make mere mention a ban

Some just wanted you to be ****ed

Rejoice! Your home address was posted, sleep tight

Now she is forgotten and no one cares

Now To ghettos of the net the memories will be tucked

Rejoice! Unfunny, boring and pointless, but that’s alright

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Boxxy is very very gay

Pretty bad meme lol

4chan sucks big fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs

The Jagged R-
ock Fondler

Avatar: 97179 Mon Mar 23 17:25:01 -0400 2009
3

[bumhurt Virgins]

Level 28 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

Roses are red,violets are blue,i have a gun,and i’m looking for you!

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Boxxy is very very gay

Pretty bad meme lol

4chan sucks big fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs

You fail at haiku

five-seven-five is the way

Not your way, fabulous person.

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