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-MLF-

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

The Unknown Comic Posted:

Aw, jesus, ****ing nerds…

Okay, here we go

WHERE does a mouse live?
In a mouse pad!

A local church was collecting a bunch of old discs. DVDs, CDs, CD-Roms, you know discs. I went up to them and said, “What is this? A DISC DRIVE?!”

So, Youtube, huh? No, wait I have a better idea. Why don’t YOU ****ing tube! Huh, internet, am I right? Why should we have to tube all the time, huh? ****ing…****ing sick of it is what I am.

So, I got a VIRUS the other day. I hope my computer didn’t contract AIDS when I rubbed my male reproductive organ on its motherboard. If it did, looks like I’ll have to share my interferon!
Terrible disease, truly, truly terrible.

How about this World of Warcraft, huh? If I wanted to pay money so something that’s not real could gain skills, I’d send my very special son to college!

Seriously, kid’s too stupid to see that his mother drank 8 out of 9 months of the pregnancy and it made it him dumb.

KIDS THESE DAYS!

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I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Posted On: 04/14/2009 10:57PM

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-MLF-

11.14"

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

MeatLoafFan Posted:

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I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

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Samildanach

9.67"

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

MeatLoafFan Posted:

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He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

Posted On: 04/14/2009 11:02PM

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

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plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 04/14/2009 11:03PM

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Samildanach

9.67"

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

MeatLoafFan Posted:

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He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

Posted On: 04/14/2009 11:05PM

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-MLF-

11.14"

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Samildanach Posted:

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I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

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-MLF-

11.14"

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Samildanach Posted:

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I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Posted On: 04/14/2009 11:06PM

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

isnt thsidt threads: lsoersers.

plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 04/14/2009 11:10PM

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Samildanach

9.67"

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

MeatLoafFan Posted:

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MeatLoafFan Posted:

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He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

Posted On: 04/14/2009 11:12PM

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ChilePepino

15.73"

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

sreisosu banasnbum

plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 04/14/2009 11:15PM

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Samildanach

9.67"

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

ChilePepino Posted:

sreisosu banasnbum

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He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

Posted On: 04/14/2009 11:19PM

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Physics

12.34"

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

**** thread. you should all kill yourselves

inb4 fabulous persongy binary/1337 garbage

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Posted On: 04/15/2009 7:44AM

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The Shade

9.55"

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

WHY DOES THIS IDIOTIC THREAD STILL GET POSTED IN

BUMPING TO TELL YOU ALL YOURE IDIOTS EXCEPT FOR PHYSICS WHO IS AWESOME

Posted On: 04/15/2009 7:58AM

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The Shade

9.55"

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

AND THE UNKNOWN COMIC WHO IS ACTUALLY FUNNY UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU fabulous personS

Posted On: 04/15/2009 7:59AM

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Samildanach

9.67"

Level 34 Hacker

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He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

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-MLF-

11.14"

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Samildanach Posted:

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I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Posted On: 04/15/2009 3:42PM

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Xylon

11.18"

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

No, and I can read binarx

you fail

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ATTENTION NEWBS: SEARCH BEFORE YOU POST

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Click Here To Give Me Fake Internet Cred

Posted On: 04/15/2009 3:47PM

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HonorAmongTh-
ieves

4.33"

Level 28 Hacker

“1337”

This is, without a doubt, the stupidest thread I’ve ever read. What makes you think that the ability to run text through a hex to ascii converter makes you anything even remotely like a hacker? At best, it makes you look like a poseur piece of ****.

You want to hack? Pick up a book, teach yourself 3 or 4 programming languages, read RFCs 789, 791 and 793, learn to shell script, get off your mommy’s windows box and make a piece of **** computer from 5 years ago run on linux or *BSD. By the time you’ve accomplished that, you will have the basic understanding of what most hackers know. Then, after you’ve read through and learned all that stuff, find a problem you see every day. It can be a big one, it can be a small one, it really doesn’t matter. Your job is going to be to solve that problem and make it easier for the next guy. You’re going to want to keep someone from having to reinvent the wheel. Hackers don’t break websites, they keep other people from destroying them.

If you want to pretend that you’re a hacker, download a few tools, thrash a few websites and just call the FBI and tell them where you are because you’re not smart enough to hide yourself anyway.

Do not suffer from illusions that you’re some kind of 1337 H4X0R because you’re playing this game. You are playing a game. What you do here does not change the fact that you know nothing about how your computer works and you think that anyone believes the bull**** you post on the internet.

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001

111

Learn your ****, ****es

“Honor among thieves is the ancestor of all honor”

-John McCarthy

Posted On: 04/15/2009 4:17PM

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Bandaney

15.72"

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

HonorAmongThieves Posted:

This is, without a doubt, the stupidest thread I’ve ever read. What makes you think that the ability to run text through a hex to ascii converter makes you anything even remotely like a hacker? At best, it makes you look like a poseur piece of ****.

You want to hack? Pick up a book, teach yourself 3 or 4 programming languages, read RFCs 789, 791 and 793, learn to shell script, get off your mommy’s windows box and make a piece of **** computer from 5 years ago run on linux or *BSD. By the time you’ve accomplished that, you will have the basic understanding of what most hackers know. Then, after you’ve read through and learned all that stuff, find a problem you see every day. It can be a big one, it can be a small one, it really doesn’t matter. Your job is going to be to solve that problem and make it easier for the next guy. You’re going to want to keep someone from having to reinvent the wheel. Hackers don’t break websites, they keep other people from destroying them.

If you want to pretend that you’re a hacker, download a few tools, thrash a few websites and just call the FBI and tell them where you are because you’re not smart enough to hide yourself anyway.

Do not suffer from illusions that you’re some kind of 1337 H4X0R because you’re playing this game. You are playing a game. What you do here does not change the fact that you know nothing about how your computer works and you think that anyone believes the bull**** you post on the internet.

010
001
111

Learn your ****, ****es

tl;dr but I smelled a hurt bum.

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Posted On: 04/15/2009 4:27PM

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Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

[Phantasmagoric Spl-endor]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

Level 28 Hacker

“1337”

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor]