Hay, forgets them ****ty emo poetry, us trolls makes the best poetry forever. Here goes:

Purdy purdy purdy

now my hand is dirty

wash it if you can

my rinky stinky hand

the time i fisted a llama

it smelled just like your momma

Purdy purdy purdy

now its all over my shirty

the shirt with Jerry Garcia

I bought at the Pizzarea

its exactly what I feared

Jerry’s got **** on his beard

Purdy purdy purdy

my wiener is starting to hurty

that time you touched my lappy

I think you gave me the clappy

my pee used to look like lemonade

now it looks like swamp water, I’m afraid

Purdy purdy purdy

that cam whore’s such a flirty

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I sees that poetry turns you on. I write a poem specially for you:

Hello sweet cam whore

I turn you on with sensitive prose

then I stick my male reproductive organ up your nose

Goodbye sweet cam whore

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Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I want to **** you with a rake.