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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

How should I kill myself, when the time comes?

I’m going to give 3 BP to the dude who puts forward the best idea.

Requesting move to contests.

It ends on the 14th. The contest, not my life.

Cheins Sanchez edited this message on 04/11/2009 11:34PM

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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Cheese grater.


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

That could take awhile. I need a better idea.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

That could take awhile. I need a better idea.

Cheese grater with a .45. Do it til you get bored, then pull the trigger. Win/win.


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Much better. You’re pretty smart for a furry.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

You’re lucky. I can’t kill myself because too many people will miss me.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

Much better. You’re pretty smart for a furry.

Shucks. :3


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

was Posted:

You’re lucky. I can’t kill myself because too many people will miss me.

Keep trying. Someday you will be as alone as I am.


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A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Don’t you have a balcony/roof/window to throw yourself out of?


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The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

FEEL FREE TO NOTIFY ME IF YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR FALCON

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Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You just think nobody loves you cause your standards are too high. Hang around outside a Curves or outside a skin care doctor. I am sure you will find someone who will love you pretty quick.

But if you insist on killing yourself, I suggest walking into a skinhead bar with a turban and a prayer mat.


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____

Avatar: 143340 Fri Mar 27 18:24:34 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Don’t be silly, if you want to die, do it while doing something interesting.

Say, you don’t fear death? Go rob some banks, or fight crime, kill some presidents, swim in the antartic, hitchhike to North Korea, whatever you want.


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Decisions, decisions.

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

A-Sat Posted:

Don’t you have a balcony/roof/window to throw yourself out of?

I do, but how could I do something with that?

The Baroness Posted:

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This could work.

Sapper Posted:

You just think nobody loves you cause your standards are too high. Hang around outside a Curves or outside a skin care doctor. I am sure you will find someone who will love you pretty quick.

But if you insist on killing yourself, I suggest walking into a skinhead bar with a turban and a prayer mat.

No, not even they would love me…

____ Posted:

Don’t be silly, if you want to die, do it while doing something interesting.

Say, you don’t fear death? Go rob some banks, or fight crime, kill some presidents, swim in the antartic, hitchhike to North Korea, whatever you want.

This is the best idea I’ve received so far. I’m going to make this a contest!


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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I’m gonna eat some worms.

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master1202

Avatar: Abstract Web

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

bleach and ammonia, .. you kno, .. mix em

master1202 edited this message on 04/11/2009 11:42PM

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people are just plain “tarded”

now: a song from the underground railroad: shut up! i think we can make it but you have to shut up!!!

so, when will we provoke godwin’s law?

perma Posted:

Count me in. I sleep in my boxers though. I’ll put a shirt on so some of the male types don’t feel inclined to enjoy me.

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BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Jump off a really tall building with homemade wings.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Switch your homepage to ForumWarz. Pretty soon, the madness will take over and you’ll lose all remembrance of who you were. It’s like death, only cleaner.


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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

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The Jagged R-
ock Fondler

Avatar: 97179 Mon Mar 23 17:25:01 -0400 2009
3

[bumhurt Virgins]

Level 28 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

Don’t involve other people in your attention whoring. If your gonna do it,just ****ing do it. Oh and if you want me to prescribe a method for you,it would be shotgun to the head. kthxbai


Think of the children!

A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Shoot yourself in the back with a fully-loaded Uzi until you run out of ammo. mind you, use rubber bullets, or you’ll die quickly and painlessly.


Are you looking to save some Flezz?

Then stop on by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

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The Book that gives you Offense +10, Memoirs of a Hacker Hero now on sale for only 100,000 (Usable by all character clbumes!)

Fetishes, Glbumes, Tattoos & Hardware, all on sale!

And be sure to check out our newest item: Home Surgery Kits!

These personal add-ons can give you the edge you need in those tough battles!

Save your hard-earned flezz by shopping at

Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

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