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Rant **** I'm lonely

Zerg_Rush_is-
_for_noobs

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

You know what I mean. I need a gf. And what better place than the ****ing random board to post this ****?

Anyone up for helping me?

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

This isn’t really the “random” board, dude.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I need a bf but I wouldn’t search for one here, really.

nashcash

Avatar: Kitten
6

[WeChall]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

^Raising your standards a bit? Log in to see images!

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Bandaney Posted:

I need a bf but I wouldn’t search for one here, really.

Log in to see images!

MY…DREAMS!

Zerg_Rush_is-
_for_noobs

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

well, **** it I need somewhere to start, even though it’s not quite the best place.

And cince it’s the bottom of the list I should have some measure of success, ideally.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/

Half joking, half serious.

Anyway, I can’t really help you – I haven’t met a girl I could actually be interested enough in to ask out for over a year now. But that’s what you get when you live in a cornfield. Log in to see images!

Zerg_Rush_is-
_for_noobs

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/

Half joking, half serious.

Anyway, I can’t really help you – I haven’t met a girl I could actually be interested enough in to ask out for over a year now. But that’s what you get when you live in a cornfield. Log in to see images!

And I live in a town whose most famous landmarks are a plane that wasnt built for flying in the first place and a ship that’s run aground. Still hasn’t stopped me from getting women.

Or losing them. Either way.

FOr some reason I seem to get women that could easily be construed as lolcows and wapanese.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Rushing = pwnage dude Log in to see images!

Boy-I-Say-Boy

Avatar: 170326 Tue Apr 07 22:29:49 -0400 2009

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

I did not realize, I say I did not realize this was non-rp.

Boy-I-Say-Boy edited this message on 04/08/2009 11:24AM

Zerg_Rush_is-
_for_noobs

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

quangntenemy Posted:

Rushing = pwnage dude Log in to see images!

I guess, Im not much for multiplayer. lol

Lord Boxtop

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Well, I’m in the same boat as you. I really want a girlfriend, but the last “girlfriend” I had turned out to be a ****.

Seriously, I think we men should enjoy our solitude while we have the chance.

Zerg_Rush_is-
_for_noobs

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Lord Boxtop Posted:

Well, I’m in the same boat as you. I really want a girlfriend, but the last “girlfriend” I had turned out to be a ****.

Seriously, I think we men should enjoy our solitude while we have the chance.

**** solitude, I’m useless without a woman. The last two left me because they were acting like ****es and the weeaboo one I mentioned has OCD and is taking Celexa for somethign else I cant remember. I think it was the drugs that mader her leave me lol

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

Zerg_Rush_is_for_noobs Posted:

I’m useless without a woman.

There’s your problem right there man

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Auser Posted:

There’s your problem right there man

qft

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

imo avoid internet relations

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Mr Nekomata

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

imo avoid internet relations

Log in to see images!

Truer words have never been spoken.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

imo avoid internet relations

Log in to see images!

agreed Log in to see images!

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

Avoid any relationship where you can’t actually see the ****ing person. It’s incredibly stupid.

How do you have sex over the internet?

Zerg_Rush_is-
_for_noobs

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

AtomicScripter Posted:

Avoid any relationship where you can’t actually see the ****ing person. It’s incredibly stupid.

How do you have sex over the internet?

Not the point.

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