dobnits Posted:

Posting for potential E-Peen™

Edit: Oh, and happy birthday!

happy whatever, dude lolz

You should take this opportunity to liberate yourself. Put on your sweaty mascot costume with the crotch cut-out and march down to whatever crazy fundamentalist church it is that you attend. Fling open the doors and shout “I’m furry and proud!” at the top of your lungs. Then find that because it is Monday, the only person there is some deaf, half-blind old lady that tidies up the place. She squints at you and says “I’m sorry, dear, the priest won’t be in until Wednesday, and you can’t bring your dog inside.”

Is that enough trolling? I can extend this story.

glowspawn Posted:

Seriously though, happy birthday. If you haven’t gotten started on those 21 beer shots, just do one at the top of the hour, then one every three minutes until you have number 21 exactly one hour later. Then continue with full-size drinks as desired. Make sure the people you are with have cameras! Log in to see images!

Unless you have a tolerance, only 1.5 ounce shots; times 21 that is less than two 16 ounce bottles or three 12 ounce cans.

Or, on further reflection cut back to 1 ounce if you only weigh like 98 pounds. Stop completely if you feel sick. I believe people have actually managed to die from doing beer shots, as crazy as that sounds. Log in to see images!

Or just have a wine cooler, girly-man. Jesus is cool with wine, right? Log in to see images!)

Or no alcohol at all, if that’s how you roll. It’s all good (btw I hate that phrase), just have fun and hopefully do something silly and memorable.

Lol, I’m 6’4” and 100% German, my alcohol tolerance is good.

However, I don’t really drink, so I just contented myself with purchasing one drink at dinnertime. :3

Thanks for the trolling lol, and thanks for the congrats. ^-^

happy birthday you’re not special everybody thinks yuo’re an bumhole we all want to embarrbum you that’s why we’re singing this song so happy ****ing birthday you’re a big woman's genitals

Thanks for all the congrats guys.

I’m officially 21 now, as of 9:18 pm. ^-^