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Norn

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Blackstar]

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

I was feeling really depressed so I wrote some poetry

chavs are red

and emos are blue

I don’t like chavs

and neither do you

(let’s die together)

Miggle

Avatar: Sneakers
2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

o dats deep an british

r u from england?

Norn

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Blackstar]

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

yeah but I don’t drink tea or eat biscuits and stuff like that it’s too depressing, old people do it

Miggle

Avatar: Sneakers
2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

Norn Posted:

yeah but I don’t drink tea or eat biscuits and stuff like that it’s too depressing, old people do it

scones r good tho

Norn

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Blackstar]

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

yeah that’s true i like them with jam it looks like when i cut myself sometimes Log in to see images!

Miggle

Avatar: Sneakers
2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

i like does accents u hav 2

do u get sex daily bcuz of the way u tlk?

Norn

Avatar: Blood Cells

[Blackstar]

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

not really cause all the people over here im friends with are british too so i’m no different and i’m not really hot so no one really wants to so its depressing Log in to see images!

Miggle

Avatar: Sneakers
2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

Norn Posted:

yea

i new it.

Spider Jerus-
alem

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
2

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Cheer up old chap – a happier world is only one Log in to see images!

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Here i stand and hesitate, should i **** or masturbate

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Here I lie in stinky vapor,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to ****

But only farted

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

He who writes on ****house walls,

Rolls his **** in little balls,

He who reads these words of wit,

Eat these little balls of ****.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

I kissed my girl, got erected!

Pitched my line and got rejected.

So here I sit

On this seat

Smelling **** and beating meat.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Here I sit same as ever

Took a dump and pulled the lever

Toilet clogged and water flowed

Look out world its a MOTHERLOAD!!

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Brown crown sliding down,

The whole roll into the bowl,

And I while, and smile, as I scribe this tile…

My dreams now dashed,

bum now splashed,

Fears rehashed,

Into the system my sample is stashed.

The life I live, a carefree one

In matters of the soul,

The work I do, now is done,

Thus, I flush the bowl.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

No need to stand on the seat,

Cause your crabs can jump three feet.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

This is a Teepee,

for you to peepee,

not a wigwom,

to beat your Tomtom

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

They paint these walls to hide my pen

But it’s no use – the **** house poet strikes again.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

If you want a cold surprise,

Pull the chain before you rise!

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