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Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Here I sat and jerked my pud

Next in here is you, bud

Sorry but I had to spew

So as you leave, check your shoe

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Norn Posted:

I was feeling really depressed so I wrote some poetry

chavs are red

and emos are blue

I don’t like chavs

and neither do you

(let’s die together)

Wow such a great, deep british pome. So moving.


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Maya Angelou

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1

Level 9 Emo Kid

the caged bird sings of girl troubles

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When You Come

When you come to me, unbidden,

Beckoning me

To long-ago rooms,

Where memories lie.

Offering me, as to a child, an attic,

Gatherings of days too few.

Baubles of stolen kisses.

Trinkets of borrowed loves.

Trunks of secret words,

I CRY.

Maya Angelou edited this message on 03/13/2008 12:26AM

1point618

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 9 Troll

Svunty Doucherag bum Licking Herp Monster!

I’m going to first try posting poetry here. Then I’ll maybe post the really hard stuff.

As I Lay Awake

As I lay awake,

Your tender hand did touch me,

But I did not open my eyes,

For fear of scaring you off;

Once you knew that I knew,

Our love could no longer be.

Take me now, sweet abyss.

bewaremybrain

Avatar: Emo Girl
2

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Sitting in the dark abyss,

Nothing can find me in my miasma cloud.

You could have saved me from my blackness,

But you walked away from me, thief of my heart.

May my blood forever stain your evil soul.

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Roses are red

McDonalds is greasy

Emos have less personality

Than my feces.


Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.

On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

As I sit and write this poem,

My bum is heaving’ and a blowing’,

Stinking up this bathroom stall,

I’m trying not to spray the wall,

I can’t control it, I wanna die,

It must have been, that pumpkin pie.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Noses are red, faces are blue,

You stunk up the can, with the fart that you blew.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are red, to freshen the loo,

To cover the stench, in the mall restroom.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

The roses are dead, the warnings are true,

That god awful stench, must have come outta you.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

A perv in an outhouse, gets a ****ty rear view.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are red, toilets are white,

I’m forcing it out, with all of my might.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are pink, toilets can stink,

The pipes are all plugged, gotta **** in the sink.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are red, and they smell pretty too,

but not when they grow, in big piles of poo.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are red, and have thorns that can cut,

So don’t ever use them, to wipe your bare bum.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are black, and may represent death,

I can’t stand the stench, am on my last breath.

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are red, Violets are blue

The dog took a crap, in your favorite new shoes

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I’m sure it’s been said, that your farts are not few

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are red, Violets are green

Try sitting instead, you spray when you’re peein’

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Your farts smell like, two week old poo.

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