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BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

...you have to remember everything you hated about them.

i’ll post stories as i remember them. sometimes it takes time to work out what was good, and what should never have happened.

stay tuned, or talk about what happened to you.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
17

[WeChall]

Level 35 Hacker

Verbose and long-winded as always

BloodyDemise Posted:

...you have to remember everything you hated about them.

i’ll post stories as i remember them. sometimes it takes time to work out what was good, and what should never have happened.

stay tuned, or talk about what happened to you.

Don’t get mad.

Get even.

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Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I want to hear everything. I anticipate your pain.


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BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

EDIT, TOO MANY FLAMERS GOD, FINE, I’LL TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. SEE IF I CARE. LOOK HOW MUCH I DON’T CARE. OMG.

IF I KILL MYSELF TONIGHT YOU’LL KNOW WHY.

Yeah, actually, I know it was a pretty awful post. Worse than your average teenager’s fanfiction, and just as exciting. Totally skipping to the sexy bits if I come back to this thread.
BloodyDemise edited this message on 04/05/2009 8:09AM

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Randy_Sex_Du-
st

Avatar: 70221 Sat Apr 04 05:43:55 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 36 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I made the very special mistake of reading that crap.

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

i didn’t write it for you.

Log in to see images! BloodyDemise edited this message on 04/05/2009 7:50AM


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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holy **** this thread is bad


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

RIGHT NOW I FELT LIKE ****TING UP RANDOM THREADS WITH RANDOM **** IN ALLCAPS


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BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Robok Posted:

RIGHT NOW I FELT LIKE ****TING UP RANDOM THREADS WITH RANDOM **** IN ALLCAPS

OH GOD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME OR YOU

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Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I’m confused….who’s talking to who now?


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Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I know this may seem a bit on the gay side, but i can’t seem to HATE anyone other than myself…


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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

I caught my first wife ****ing a German shepard while being filmed by a midget. Not the dog, mind you, but a ****ing Deutsch sheep herder.

WORDPLAY!


Once, this waitress I picked up at this really clbumy Denny’s puked on my male reproductive organ. We got together a couple more times but it happened every single time. Finally, I tried to solve it by feeding her two rolls of Dramamine I stole when I worked on that cruise ship. Long story short her brain swelled up like the aliens in that one Twilight Zone and I was no longer attracted to her.


My second wife told me she was allergic to every but black male reproductive organ. I was sympathetic for awhile. Then it got gratuitous.


Another girlfriend didn’t have the deceny to tell me she was eight…Granted, it’s hard to communicate with a sock in your mouth!


My third wife was part of some cult and was always chanting and having hooded men carve symbols into her back. The blood would get all over the ****ing furniture and the wounds would open up when we ****ed….Honestly, I was glad when Neptune came into alignment and they all hung themselves.


This is very therapeutic.

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

RAVE REVIEWS FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD

Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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