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Board Games Most efficient items per clbum for rollover and combat

Wangerbanger

Avatar: Goiter

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

So, what’s the best items per slot?

I’m on my troll now, and I’ll post what I know.

TROLL COMBAT:

Book: What Do You Call a Democrat at the Bottom of the Ocean?

Computer: PruneServ™

.Doc: INCIT photos to remove for being patently unfunny.sdoc

Fetish: Tumorous Kidney

Glbumes: Versnatche™ Earbleeders

Music: pink floyd – darkside full album (ttly syncs w/ wzrd of oz at 2:43 awesome!!!).h

Picture: Blood Spatter Art.xpeg

Program: useless program that only wastes space.exec

Misc: Complete set of all 7 Dragon Balls

Surgery: Hadurr

Video: ****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

I HAD a good set of rollover gear, but I stupidly sold it all when I started playing again…

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

I would swap out the book for a Hacker Hero. It gives you +10 Offense, and the loss of 8 Defense is neglible for a Troll. And Luck is really only a big deal if you’re .moar file farming.

Plus, that book sells for a really good amount which might help you reacquire the rollover gear you need.

The Ferv

Avatar: Middle Finger
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’d actually go for the Tonsil Regeneration for the surgery. With the tumorous kidney alone, there’s no way a level-capped troll is going to use up all of their dbaggery before they finish a forum, and every point of ego that you can afford to respec into offense helps.

edit: I should probably post my items/stats, actually:

2051 ego

610 dbaggery

149 offense

143 defense

fetish: Tumorous Kidney

glbumes: Versnatche Earbleeders

doc file: Notorious B.I.G. (don’t have an INCIT yet, not sure if I’d use it if I did – +145 ego might actually be worth -1 offense, and defense buffs are more or less negligible at this point)

music file: Pink Floyd

pic file: Pictures of YOU (very slightly better than Soggiest Cracker, don’t have blood spatter art yet)

program file: Useless Program

special item: Complete Set of Dragonballs

surgery: Tonsil Regen

video: Step by Step Yoga (I’ve got ****.Milf, but I’ll take the -2 offense/defense in exchange for the +105 ego)

At this point, I’m pwning the level 35 forums with 2-3 shots/thread tops. Could probably afford to lose another 3-500 ego, but I’d like to run ESF a few more times to make sure.

The Ferv edited this message on 04/03/2009 6:30PM
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