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Evil Trout The official Evil Trout BIRTHDAY BEATS thread!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Folks, today is a special, special day! On the eighth day of sMarch, twenty-something years ago, Our Lord and Savior SATAN Log in to see images! floated down to Earth from Hellven in order to, as he put it, “Stick my red-hot male reproductive organ in something.”

He splash-landed in the Milford Bay Trout Farm, whereupon he paddled about in the warm, fishy water for several moments. And then, as legend has it, along swam a female Rainbow Trout that was, in the divine words of The Dark One, “****able.”

And Satan did fornicate with the fish, in a fashion most anal. And lo, it was good.

Several months later, the trout prematurely bum-hatched a cluster of “deviled eggs,” one of which was to become Evil Trout: the Forumwarz creator and site moderator we all know and tolerate! Log in to see images!

Folks, why not take this moment to show your appreciation for E.T. and all of his hard work? Wish him a “happy b-day,” give him some virtual birthday beats (knees to the groin preferably) and if you’re feeling generous, saddle on up to the Brownie Bar and buy him an E-Pint™! Much like Brazilian automobiles and collegiate date-enjoy, Forumwarz is fueled entirely by alcohol.

Happy b-day, Evil Trout! Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Happy birthday big boy. Birthday spankings later. Log in to see images!

connor

Avatar: connor's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Happy Birthday, sorry i don’t even have a card for you

connor edited this message on 03/08/2008 11:03AM

Makai Rythem

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Happy birthday ya bastard.

SkinTicket

Avatar: 4386 2010-01-07 13:38:24 -0500
2

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 23 Camwhore

[Insert very special joke here, preferably about male reproductive organs]

Happy Birthday!

I think we should get something to celebrate Log in to see images!

VIVa-ChiCk

Avatar: harblgar
1

Level 14 Troll

aka FireFury

Happy bday ;D

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Happy birthday! Here’s a cake I made just for you.

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Enjoy!

Bubo

Avatar: Denim Skirt
4

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Happy Birthday!

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And to answer his question….

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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Birthday beats? Okay, here’s a good one. Log in to see images!

Empress Desu

Avatar: Plague Victim

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

happy bday!

have a caek:

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Escher

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13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

Lucid Lulu

Avatar: Pink Dress
4

[The Ghebbernauts]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

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vanessa

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2

Level 10 Troll

Hitler Cat Sez: Get in the Oven!

HOPE UR BURTHDAY TURN IN2 DRUNK ORGY

(Edit: oops, realized can’t post that picture here. used to rpg trollness. apologies.)

vanessa edited this message on 03/08/2008 12:46PM

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Thanks guys. The best part of my birthday so far was looking up the date on Wikipedia and finding out that I share it with a famous guy named male reproductive organ Hyman.

Yes, there is actually a guy who goes around saying “Hey there! I’m male reproductive organ Hyman!”

Irascible

Avatar: Irascible's Avatar
4

[My Balls]

Level 15 Troll

The Duke of Fail

Happy birthday fabulous personnut! :-D

Lots of Love,

Irascible male reproductive organMONGLER Redoubt

connor

Avatar: connor's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I’m, lovin’ the E-Peen™

Skyreal

Avatar: Boobs
8

Level 24 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Evil Trout Posted:

Thanks guys. The best part of my birthday so far was looking up the date on Wikipedia and finding out that I share it with a famous guy named male reproductive organ Hyman.

Yes, there is actually a guy who goes around saying “Hey there! I’m male reproductive organ Hyman!”

rofl

That reminds me, in high school I had a principal called Mr. D. male reproductive organs (yup, his name is Denis male reproductive organs).

NeoKhai

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

[The Ghebbernauts]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Happy birthday!

Jewmale reproductive organ

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Fish dont have birthdays.

Bubo

Avatar: Denim Skirt
4

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Heh. When I was younger, my family lived in Ohio. Our address was 91 male reproductive organman Drive.

Now that I’m older…. people still either find it funny or try to pick on me because of it.

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