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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Dear Forumwarriors,

ever since I joined this wonderful community (it’s a ****hole), I felt urge to state some questions to the people here. Just because.

IMPORTANT: If I have no question for you, it means that you are WORTHLESS **** and should leave this website immediately. Please.


    Adapt, what is your favorite type of drugs?
    Amasius, who do you consider to be the best Domination player?
    Andy_Dextruss, what position do you play football as?
    Angry hobo, what is your personal favorite goatse?
    Aldo_Anything, what is your opinion about Stefan Raab?
    Auser, how much weight can you push at the bench-press?
    Bandaney… yes, you are and it’s awesome :us­ed: ... what do you like the least about yourself?
    BirdofPrey, is Team Shortbus still the best klan?
    BINGEBOT 2015, what is your favorite scoop flava?
    bronnih, name three reasons why you shouldn’t become a newscaster?
    CaptainDDL, what mouse do you use?
    Catt although, how many cats do you have right now?
    Context, how many signs have you made so far?
    CoreyJess, are you already back to your daily routine?
    CreepPipe, why was your klan called KFC University?
    CrinkzPipe, what’s your favorite emoticon?
    Drunkenlazybastard, if you had to choose between ED and Wikipedia, which one would you pick?
    dobnits, who the **** are you?
    duca, what is your favorite vodka brand?
    Ducksrule, what is your favorite movie?
    elenaratelimit, how many shoes do you own?
    EVECHARM, how many Brownie Points have you won so far?
    Evil Trout, in how many years do you think will you regret starting up Forumwarz?
    FAIL, how many Tubmails of women playing Forumwarz who want to have sex with you have you gotten so far?
    Fie, where do you have those awesome glbumes from?
    Fingerz, which one is your favorite dragon?
    Fortunato, why is there no song about me?
    Fran, for how long do you intend to stay here this time?
    gayfine upstanding member of society94, how much does the cheapest vodka cost in your town?
    GGH, do you have a headset?
    handofg0d, how many different values do the parameters of your spam script have?
    Hobart Bliggity, when will you be finally unbanned?
    Inconnu, ты любиш сало?
    iRAWR, what do you think about Nicco?
    Johnny Mac, what is your favorite TV show?
    Jwred5, what does your favorite shirt look like?
    kittiejenn, what is your favorite haircut?
    KrackAddict, would you be able to be a MySpace Tom if you wanted to?
    Laguna, do you like chicken dinner?
    Largehardoncollider, what is your advice on forumbuildr?
    Lester Burnham, what did you like the most about being a mod?
    Looming, what is your favorite Quake weapon?
    MC Banhammer, is there anything you’re good at besides singing?
    meeeeeeeeee, what are your plans for Domination Season 4?
    nanafabulous personjesus, is it my fault that you post so rarely?
    Natalie Petrov, who is your favorite person on Forumwarz?
    Nicco, who is your favorite poster?
    fine upstanding member of society-GOATSE, did you know that if you spell your name backwards, it’s ESTAOG-REGGIN?
    fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ, did you know that if you spell your name backwards, it’s SINEP-REGGIN?
    fine upstanding member of society-enjoy, did you know that if you spell your name backwards, it’s EPAR-REGGIN?
    NotJoePesci, for how long do you play the guitar?
    Odalisque, who is the worst poster on Forumwarz?
    Physics, what was your favorite school subject?
    Poseur, how do you like being 18 years old?
    Raepdog, what are you better at: drawing or singing?
    Rage_****, what is your favorite country (besides Brazil)?
    Ricket, have you been destroyed by GGM yet?
    Ronnie Blaze, what is the capital of Argentina?
    quangntenemy, do you think that you’re a better coder than Evil Trout?
    Shii, what was your favorite character in Super Smash Brothers?
    SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER, what’s worse: IDC or INCIT Chat?
    Somebody, aren’t you just anybody?
    Something_Witty, name three reasons why you’re a delicate and beautiful flower?
    spacekadt, why haven’t you applied as a mod earlier?
    StarkJade, what is your most favorite INCIT poster?
    Supermerk, are you good in school?
    swine, what was your favorite subject in school?
    Tesfan, if you had to pick three permabanned people to get unbanned, who would you pick?
    The Baroness, can you name three other things that are good about you other than your mammary glands?
    the Pro, who is the second best Forumwarz player in your opinion?
    The Unknown Comic, what would you change if you were CEO of Forumwarz Inc.?
    Thiefree, what dress did you buy after all?
    trespbumerswill, do you still dislike bunnies?
    TUBSWEETIE, did you ever watch MacGyver?
    was, did you watch Slumdog Millionaire, and if you did, how did you like it?
    Xylon, what is your favorite food?
    1337xxxlolololxxx1337, how do you personally pronounce your nickname?

Oleg edited this message on 03/30/2009 11:28AM

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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Post reserved for later additions.


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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Oleg Posted:

Ricket, have you been destroyed by GGM yet?

No, they’re Log in to see images!


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Worthless ****. It just means I don’t have to take the time to answer your straight-bum questions.

hateftw


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Sweet thread, dude.

My favorite character, paws-down, is Sheik. I’m pretty pro; the last Melee tourney I was in I was second best out of about 40 entrants.

Other characters I play with frequently though are Samus, Dr. Mario, and Ganondorf.


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Ronnie Blaze

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50

[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Oleg Posted:

Fran, for how long do you intend to stay here this time?

No idea, for now. Maybe for as long as I’m not bored with the site again.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Oleg Posted:

    Adapt, what is your favorite type of drugs?

psychedelics, like psilocybin, but I think you could have guessed that. Log in to see images!


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

The Baroness, can you name three other things that are good about you other than your mammary glands?

I am Dutch. I like chubby Germans. I suck a mean male reproductive organ.


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CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Oleg Posted:

CreepPipe, why was your klan called KFC University?

KFC University was a homage to the funniest re-re/troll I’ve ever seen on the net. He created some of the best incoherent/going no where wall of texts I have ever encountered. He went by the display name of TIM@KFC.EDU.

The best example of his work:

SBARRO IS GOOD. EAT AT SBARRO. SBARRO. EAT THERE. HAVED SOME FOOD. SPADGETTY. BIG BOWLS. SBARRO. FORK. KNIFE. MILKSHAKE DRINK. TASTES GOOD. NABKIN DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. COST MORE MDONILLDS. BETTER THEN MDONILLDS. COST MORE BURGER KING. BETTER THEN BURGER KING. SBARRO COST MORE DOLLARS AND BETTER THEN THOSED ONES. HAVED SPADGETTY. SBARRO. BIG BOWLS. SIT AT BOOTHS. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. FORK AND KNIFE. HOT AIR BLOWER. THEY COST MORE. THEY ACT NICE. SBARRO PAY THEM. YOU PAY THEM. JUST USE MONEY. DISPENDER. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLICK BRED. FORK AND KNIFE. BIG BOWL OF SPADGETTYS. TO GIVED THEM MONEY. EATING BOOTH. JUST PAY WITH MONEY. THEY DO THE REST. PARMAZING CHEEZE DISPENDER. TASTES GOOD. BETTER THAN MDONILIDS. HOT AIR BLOWER. GARLIC BRED ROLL. TASTES GOOD. WAIT FOR SPADGETTY. CHAIR FOR BABIES. USE DISPENDER. USE FORK. USE KNIFE. USE BOOTH. USE SBARRO. THEY DO THE REST.

This actually spans back 3 to 4+ years ago when he was an active poster on a site. Some more good work by him:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=46072

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=55938

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=8462


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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

My favorite brand of vodka really is Smirnoff, although I also enjoy Skyy. Not a big fan of Silent Sam or Polar Ice. Also, I once had this really ****ty Alberta potato vodka. Tasted like bum. I do not recommend it.


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

My favorite food is Ham & Potato Soup


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ATTENTION NEWBS: SEARCH BEFORE YOU POST

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Click Here To Give Me Fake Internet Cred

Jwred5

Avatar: 24279 Mon Nov 24 22:12:21 -0500 2008
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Pantsless Lord of the Sith

Oleg Posted:

Jwred5, what does your favorite shirt look like?

I have a nice darkish blue polo shirt with a a sort of… leaf pattern or something. Yah that sounds gay. Maybe I’ll post a pic some day. Or make a “Shirt on arm” thread….. hmmmmm


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i never watched it.

I might have seen it once or twice on TV when i was younger but i dont think i have ever seen a full episode


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Look in your heart and you will find the answer.

But seriously, I’m just a guy who enjoys Forumwarz and is apparently good at writing convincing applications. I am hoping to put my name out into Forumwarz in the very near future.


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♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
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♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Oleg Posted:

Odalisque, who is the worst poster on Forumwarz?

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ilu man

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Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

5, not including myself, because, you know, that’s just a name


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

maybe I will make a song about you. I promise nothing lest I fail to deliver.


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Green porno!

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I wish people would quote their question so I don’t have to keep going up to look for it.


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