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BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: THIS IS fine upstanding member of society CONTROL SYSTEM. ENTER COMMAND>

Stranger: .......yeah

Stranger: ok

You: UNRECOGNIZED

You: TYPE “HELP” FOR HELP

Stranger: i was only looking for a cute guy to talk to.. =(

You: UNRECOGNIZED

You: TYPE “HELP” FOR HELP

Stranger: ok

Stranger: good bye

You: UNRECOGNIZED

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WELCOME TO fine upstanding member of society CONTROL PROGRAM. ENTER COMMAND>

You: INACTIVITY TIMER ACTIVATED

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: blacks

Stranger: yum

You: CODE ACCEPTED

You: WELCOME MR. PRESIDENT

You: INACTIVITY TIMER ACTIVATED

You: MR. PRESIDENT YOU WILL BE LOGGED OUT IN

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

You: 0

You: THE JIG IS UP

You: AND GONE

You have disconnected.


IndieGod

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Lol this isn’t very good. but anyways, here’s my omelge conversation. *Sorry if thhis is completly off topic I just read the first few pages and then scrolled down and posted*

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im 11 yr old plz help

Stranger: pppplz help im 11

Stranger: help me please

You: Okay

You: Just get inside my van

You: And I’ll help you

Stranger: wil there be mammary glands inside the van?

You: Err….yes….yet lots of mammary glands and….errr….free choclate…..

Stranger: wooooohoooo

Stranger: to the van

You: Yes, but before you go in the “magic van” have to ask you a few questions

Stranger: ok

You: Are you pregant?

Stranger: nope

You: Are you prone to call the police very quickly?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i dun even know their number

You: Very good, and finally have you had any past sexual relationships with anyone before?

Stranger: no…...

Stranger: im 11

You: Your never too young to start kido

Stranger: so can we go to the boob van?

You: No, I just need one last question

You: How wide is your bumcrack? In metric system please

Stranger: let me check

You: .....

Stranger: 16cm

You: Great that should be perfect for some deep penertration

You: Now TO THE BOOB VAN!

Stranger: yay

You: Just get naked and I’ll let you go in

Stranger: ehhh ok

You: Completely naked, not even your underpants

Stranger: oooook

Stranger: ok im ready…....

You: You better be ready

You: Now just bend over and close your eyes….

Stranger: ok

Stranger: *bends and closes eyes*

You: *slowly inserts warm and phallic like object deep inside the childs rectum*

Stranger: ehhh

Stranger: *15 months later*

Stranger: well come on

Stranger: dude u hav diapar to change

Stranger: cmon hurry up

Stranger: god ur slow

Stranger: the end

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


They say there’s always light at the end of the tunnel, I think that’s just the incoming train.

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: **** YOU

Stranger: hey

You: STFU fabulous person

Stranger: excus

You: EAT ****

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: **** YOU

Stranger: ok

Stranger: hi

You: SUCK MY BLACK bum ****ER

You: EAT ****

Stranger: no

Stranger: my sister

You: OK SHE WILL SUCK MY BLACK bum

You: SOUNDS GOOD

Stranger: haha

You: DOES SHE DO ANAL

Stranger: my sister suck my male reproductive organ in nights

You: CUZ I GOT ONE OF THOSE BIG ONES

Stranger: **** your sister

You: BEEN THERE DONE THAT

Stranger: **** your mother

You: HER bum IS LOOSER THAN A 10 POUND HAM WITH NO BONE IN IT

Stranger: **** your **** family

You: EAT **** fabulous person

You: IMMA **** YO bum AND MAKE YA LOVE ME fabulous person

Stranger: **** you&ur **** family

Stranger: hahaha

You: IMMA RUN UP IN YO MUSHY WHITE bum TILL IT BLEEDS

You: BUST NUTS IN YO FACE WHILE I WATCH SANFORD AND SON

Stranger: **** your sister

Stranger: ur mother is ****

Stranger: you are son of a ****

You: MY male reproductive organ SO BIG IT BOUNCES OFF YO MOMMAS TONSILS WHEN I **** HER IN THE bum

Stranger: hahaha

You: IM BLACKER THAN CHRISTMAS IN NIGERIA

Stranger: my male reproductive organ in yor sister bum&ur mom

You: I **** YO DADDY TOO

Stranger: i **** you &ur sexy &ur sexy mother always

You: LAST TIME I BUSTED A LOAD IN YO DADDY’S MOUF HE NEEDED AN EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY CUZ MAH LOAD IS SO BIG

Stranger: you are too stupid

Stranger: **** your mother

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: **** YOU

Stranger: hello

You: EAT **** fabulous person

Stranger: thx

You: **** YO MOMMA WIT MAH ALABAMA BLACKSNAKE

You: WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY male reproductive organ

Stranger: tu sarai un negro del cazzo americano di merda…

Stranger: figlio di troia..

You: HEY I’M YO DAD

You: YO SOY TU PADRE fabulous person

Stranger: parla italiano stronzo del cazzo!!

You: NO SPEAKO DAGO

Stranger: MI CAPISCI CORNUTO??

You: MAKE ME A PIZZA

Stranger: HEYYY

You: I LIKE BACON, HAM, AND mammary glands ON MY PIZZA

Stranger: MAKE ME STOCAZZO SUCAMINCHIA

You: SUCK MY BLACK bum

Stranger: HATE A fine upstanding member of societyS ****

Stranger: WHITE POWER

You: WE GONNA RUN UP IN YO MUSHY WHITE bum

You: ME AND THE HOMIES GONNA **** ALL YOU WHITE fabulous personS TILL YA LUV US

You: fine upstanding member of societyZ 4 LYFE

Stranger: KU KUX KLAN!! YOUR DEAD

You: WE GOTS THEM KKK fabulous personS TIED UP IN THE BASEMENT FOR WHEN WE NEED TO BUST NUTS IN SOME WHITEY’S bum

You: BLACK POWER

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello, 18M USA here..looking for girl 18 or over for some sexy fun..interested?

You: WELCOME TO fine upstanding member of society CONTROL PROGRAM. ENTER COMMAND>

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I never knew trolling meant say “unfunny **** with fine upstanding member of society in it occasionally”. Thanks for showing me how it’s done blackenstein

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m/f

Stranger: ?

You: YO YO YO WHAT UP HOMIE

Stranger: hi

You: YO SORRY MY CAPS LOCK BE BROKEN

Stranger: ok

You: WHAT IT DO

Stranger: m/f

You: WAT

You: I AINT NO MF

You: WHY U TRIPPIN

Stranger: boy/ girl

You: O SNAP

Stranger: male/female

You: I BE MALE

You: THIS COMPUTER IN THE BREAKE ROOM IS ALL BUSTE DUP

Stranger: wahaha

Stranger: where are you from

Stranger: im from the netherlands

You: YO IM FROM BLOCK K

You: IS TAHT IN FRANCE

Stranger: what

Stranger: the netherlands

Stranger: ?

You: WHERES THT

You: SIMON COWELL FROM THERE RIGHT

You: I SAW HIS bum ON TV

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how old are you

You: YO I 17 BUT THEY GOT ME UP IN THIS JAIL LIKE AN ADULT YOU KNOW

You: I AINT DO ****

Stranger: are you in kail

Stranger: *jail?

You: YEAH BUT I AINT DO ****

Stranger: ok i see

You: I GETS TO USE THE BRAKE ROOM COMPUTER BECAUSE I BE ON GOOD BEHAVIOR YOU KNOW

You: I WORK IN THA KITCHEN AND **** TOO YOU KNOW

You: THEM JOBS IS GOOD

Stranger: ok

You: I BUY ALL KINDS OF **** IN THE COMISARY

Stranger: i understand

You: YEAH ITS COOL

Stranger: why are you in jail

You: I DUNNO I AINT DO ****

Stranger: i see

You: I JUST STANDIN THERE THEN POLICE ALL UP IN MY FACE STEP ON MY NUTS AND LOCK MY **** UP

Stranger: ok

You: YEAH ITS SOME REAL **** U KNOW

You: BUT I GET OUT PRETTY SOON

Stranger: oh thats nice for you Log in to see images!

You: I FIND THAT **** WHO DIDNT PAY ME BACK FOR THEM BLUNTS

You: WHIP SOME **** bum GET MY MONIES

You: AN I’LL BE BACK IN BUSINESSS

Stranger: have she got youre money

Stranger: stolen?

You: SHE BETTER HANVE THEM MONIES CUZ I DONE GIVE HER THEM BLUNTS

You: SHE B

You: SIRGUHDNFKLM

You: FNO49EJRM

Stranger: is she youre girlfriend

You: HELLO WHO IS THIS

Stranger: im am enybody

You: HELLO

You: THIS IS OFFICER JACKSON WHO IS THIS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Parallax236

Avatar: Mother and Children

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: howdy

You: why hello there my lad

Stranger: lol lad?! who said anything about me being a lad?!

Stranger: add a “y” onto lad and then you’ll be more accurate.

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: oh alright maam, so how are you today?

Stranger: fantastic. how about you?

You: oh jolly good i might say, jolly good

Stranger: are you in england by any chance? or maybe australia? Log in to see images!

You: Im in new constantinopla my fair lady, quite a beautifull place i might say

Stranger: really?

Stranger: wow. don’t meet people from there very often. Log in to see images!

You: Oh it’s a very peacefull place, we rarelly use this internets in here

Stranger: what do you like to do in constantinopla?

You: oh the usual, wake up, have dinner, go out in the streets giving candy to little kids and bring them home for dinner

Stranger: haha really.

Stranger: you bring children you don’t know home for dinner?

You: of course, they are not my children

Stranger: oh, but of course!

You: besides i need something to eat

Stranger: naturally.

You: and you cant have sex with chickens before you eat them

You: well actually you can

Stranger: this is true.

You: but it’s not quite as good

Stranger: not quite as enjoyable, no

You: just a little bit

Stranger: ok well that sounds fun.

You: why yes it is

Stranger: good luck with that.

Stranger: i think i’m going to go find a normal person now. Log in to see images!

You: after we eat them we sacrifice the others for the glorious name of satan

Stranger: i see. of course.

You: SATAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

Stranger: shouldn’t you be doing homework right about now?

You: SATAN!!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


“Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain

Parallax236

Avatar: Mother and Children

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Stranger: Female Looking for Horny Male Log in to see images!

You: Antilope looking for grbum

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


“Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

Parallax236 Posted:

Stranger: Female Looking for Horny Male Log in to see images!

You: Antilope looking for grbum

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

gay


Parallax236

Avatar: Mother and Children

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: how r u ?

You: good good

You: u?

Stranger: im fine thnx

Stranger: so whats up?

You: the ceiling

Stranger: haha

You: so who are you?

Stranger: im jesica

Stranger: and u ?

You: Meghan

Stranger: meghan fox??Log in to see images!

You: nah meaghan brown xD

You: so jessica how old are you =p?

Stranger: 90

Stranger: hahaha

You: lol

Stranger: kiding

Stranger: im acually 89

You: oh

You: for a moment there i thought you were older than me

Stranger: hahahahahahahahhahaha

You: are you a virgin jesica?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: u?

You: me too

You: saving myself for the great one, do you have any problems in being sacrificed in the glory of satan?

Stranger: gtg

Stranger: bye

You: why

You: SATAN WANTS YOU JESICA

You: COME BACK

You: I WANT YOUR SOUL

Stranger: bye meghan

You: IT WONT HURT MUCH

You: you still there jes?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


“Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain

Parallax236

Avatar: Mother and Children

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

BLACKENSTEIN Posted:

gay

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“Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain

Parallax236

Avatar: Mother and Children

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: We’re no strangers to love…

Stranger: no we ain’

You: you know the rules and so do i

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: and me being justin beiber is a bonus

Stranger: BABY BABY

Stranger: OHHH

You: a full commitment to what im thinking of

Stranger: no i cant

You: you wouldnt get this from any other guy

Stranger: im a international popstar

You: i just wanna tell you how im feeling

Stranger: IM JUSTIN BEIEBR ****

Stranger: bow down

You: gotta make you understand

You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

Stranger: i have millions of fangirls

You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

Stranger: OHH

Stranger: UR QUOTING MY SONGS

Stranger: ITS MY SONGS

You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY

You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE

You: AND HUT YOU

You: hurt

Stranger: im justin beiber

Stranger: and i say

You: WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG

Stranger: ur a copybat

You: YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACHING BUT YOUR TOO SHY TO SAY IT

Stranger: LONG TERM RELIANTIOHIPS DONT WORK FOR ME

Stranger: i have millions on fangirls (and boys) to pleasee

You: INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHATS BEEN GOING ON

Stranger: GTFO

Stranger: im a superstar

You: WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE’RE GONNA PLAY IT

Stranger: this is NOT aceeptable

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


“Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
5

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

tranger: hello

You: Hi

Stranger: who the hell are you ?

You: Who the **** are you?

You: DOn’t you know me?

You: I’m stranger

Stranger: so **** that

Stranger: im a mother****ing stranger too

Stranger: you got some coke ?

You: Wow what the ****

You: Nah

Stranger: what the **** is wrong with you ****ing **** ****er ?

You: **** you mother****ing ****er son of a **** ****wad **** ****er

Stranger: you dont do drugs ?

Stranger: wow holy ****

Stranger: that was a ****ing great **** sentence

Stranger: **** yeaaah

You: **** Yea

Stranger: how long have you been a mother****ing **** ****er ****head ?

You: For a mother ****ing long ****ing of a mother****ing liftime ****

Stranger: ****, i have ****ing never met a mother****ing ****head like you

Stranger: nice to ****ing meet you

You: Nice to ****ing meet you mother****ing ****head

Stranger: actually im a ****wit

You: ****

Stranger: so **** everyone who ****ing tells me that im a mother****ing ****head

You: No, **** you

Stranger: im a ****ing ****wit

Stranger: ****ing remember that

Stranger: fuuuck

Stranger: **** you too

You: No, **** YOU

Stranger: why the **** should i ****ing **** myself ?

You: Because you ****ing ****head are a ****ing fabulous person

You: So you should **** yourself with a ****ing dldo

Stranger: the **** are you talking about fabulous person****er ?

You: I don’t have a ****ing idea **** piece of ****

Stranger: well **** everybody then

Stranger: **** you

Stranger: **** me

Stranger: **** life

You: No, just **** you

Stranger: thast not ****ing nice

Stranger: ****

You: Who ****ing said I ****ing am ****

Stranger: i have no ****ing idea

Stranger: but lol, what a weird conversation

Stranger: you tired of the word **** yet ?

You: No ****

Stranger: then lets ****ing go on with it mother****ing male reproductive organ****

You: Who gave you the permission to call me a male reproductive organ**** mother****ing ****head

Stranger: your ****ing mother ****ing gave the permission

Stranger: so **** youu mother****ing male reproductive organ**** with a ****ing **** head

You: My ****ing mother is ****ing dead mother****ing piece of ****head

Stranger: ****, im ****ing sorry for that

You: Also

You: You know what’s ****ing ********?

Stranger: its when your ****ing **** turns into a ****ing ****

Stranger: ************

Stranger: im done with ****s for today

Stranger: enough is enough

Stranger: i quit

Stranger: ****

You: ****er

You: Mother****ing wimp****

Stranger: yeah, thats me

You: If you’re gonna be a mother****ing wimp****

You: Then ****ing get the **** outta here


fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs

MicRo-BreAtH

Avatar: Donkey
8

[The temple of MicR-
o-BreAtH
]

Level 69 Permanoob

an god LOL

You: yo dawg! so i herd u lliek mudkipz? Log in to see images!

Stranger: 4chan>?

You: Nah, forumwarz.

Stranger: Ah

Stranger: not been on that

Stranger: what’s it like?

You: It’s made of Awesome Log in to see images!

You: MMORPG about the interwebs, with clbumes such as permanoobs, camwhores, trolls and emos.

You: i still herd u liek mudkipz Log in to see images!

Stranger: Nah. In soviet Russia, mudkipz liek you!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This was by far more successful:

Stranger: hi

You: yo dawg! so i herd u liek mudkipz? Log in to see images!

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: did you put

Stranger: a mudkipz in mah mudkipz?!

You: not really. There was place enough for three mudkipz in yor mudkipz Log in to see images!D

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: thats ok

You: yes. Ur mudkipz liked it Log in to see images!

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: just always remember to praise the mightey mudkipz and you will be fine. Pr0miss?

Stranger: haha i will Log in to see images!

You: Great! I muzt take leaves now. I haz mudkipz to attend. PRAISE!

Stranger: Log in to see images! MicRo-BreAtH edited this message on 05/30/2010 5:59PM


hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol

male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
4

Level 69 Troll

Jew Hunter

This is 22 pages of tl;dr. Well done you utter fabulous persons.


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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Fixed thread title.


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Ricket Posted:

Fixed thread title.

­ahaha


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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