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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

PoopShooter Posted:

You sleep

You wake up

Stranger wanna get high

You get high

Can’t focus I can’t stop

You got me spinning round, round, round, round (like a record)

Can’t focus it’s too hot (inside)

You’ll never get to Heaven, if your scared of getting high

(Boy, boy)

Let me keep freaking around, I wanna get down

And I’m a red-blooded woman, what’s the point of hanging around?

(Boy, boy)

I wanna keep turning it down, when this girl wants to rock with you, yeah…

(Boy, boy)


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

Log in to see images!

Arnadath

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: adsl*

You: you mean

Stranger: m or f

You: wait ill see

You: <looking downwards>

You: i think male

Stranger: r u a douchbag?

You: almost

You: im a troll

Stranger: what the hell does that mean?

You: i carry big wepon and hit u in hed with it

You: me smash u!!!

Stranger: **** u douchbag!

You: male reproductive organSHOT!!!!

Stranger: m or f

You: lets say f

Stranger: r u a girl

You: youre persistent arent you?

You: yes im a girl

You: girl and barbeque open everyday except sunday

You: ah i ment grill soz*

Stranger: oh **** im sorry!

Stranger: how old r u?

You: enough

You: to be your moma

You: which means 23 if we supose you are 6

You have disconnected.

Arnadath

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

THIS IS EPIC (ALLCAPS)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

You: are you intrested in satanistic rituals?

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: are you?

You: do you know any 18 yo female virgin that has no problem in dying?

Stranger: No do you?

You: i hope i did lol

Stranger: Why?

You: to sacrifice her of course

You: what you thought, some sick defloration?

Stranger: ehm ?

Stranger: No

You: the satan accepts only virgins

Stranger: ohh ..

Stranger: So are you uPunk or Emo or someting?

You: no

You: im satanist

You: punk are perverts and emos are retards

Stranger: serously?

You: yes

Stranger: haha

You: im also troll

You: in forumwarz

Stranger: Haha OKay

Stranger: So are you a boy or a girl?

You: im a 18 yo virgin that likes to sacrifice other virgins, thought i told you

You: girl

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: So you wanna dye virgin?

Stranger: die*

You: i dont die, i only sacrifice

Stranger: Okay, How many have you sacrificed?

You: 5 each time

Stranger: Haha lol

You: once eveery full moon

Stranger: This is a joke? ehh?

You: no why?

Stranger: Then you are sick

You: thanks

Stranger: No ploblem

Stranger: problem*

You: you are sicker talking to me

Stranger: nope

Stranger: but please find another hobby

You: hmm you have a point

Stranger: Yeah i know

You: killing is addictive you know?

Stranger: I didn’t know that

Stranger: SO how many have you killed

Stranger: ?

You: round 60

You: for 2 years now

Stranger: I have lost count of how many I’ve killed ^^

You: shame

You: why do you kill?

You: i mean i have a reason

Stranger: Why?

You: whats youre reason to kill

You: ?

Stranger: Fun

You: you sick pervert

Stranger: Your?

You: i sacrifice to satan and you do it for fun?

You: just think about theire families

Stranger: u to

Stranger: sacrifice a nother human

You: sacrifice is different than killing

Stranger: Why did you call it killing?

You: you *kill* for fun, i *sacrifice* for my deeds

Stranger: Which deeds

You: my faith in satan

Stranger: Okay, i wasn’t serious about killing. i haven’t killed anyone

Stranger: Why do you take another humans life?

You: because the necronomicon says that to create a link with a deity like satan, you must make an act of greater spiritual response

You: killing a human, is the biggest violation against nature

Stranger: Okay so did you get contact?

You: killing 5 pure humans, is the greatest act of evill

Stranger: Okay, where are you from?

You: hell

Stranger: Okay, there you roined the joke

Stranger: If you believe in satan, open you eyes.

You: i have them open

Stranger: Not that way

You: ??

Stranger: You can’t see it’s foolish to sacrifice another human?

You: ...no

Stranger: YOU are SICK!

You: ok

You: ill go burn some bibles

Stranger: Do you got facebook? Log in to see images!

You: why you ask?

Stranger: because i feel like i have to make you change

Stranger: beleave in some good

You: its too late sorry

Stranger: Okay but can i please get it anyway

You: no

Stranger: So you have undone what you have done?

Stranger: huh?

You: i cant return these girls back to life …... yet

Stranger: What do you mean with yet?

You: i may aquire powers to resurrect

You: i dont know yet

Stranger: Can i just get you facebook?

You: i said no

Stranger: You can delete me anytime

You: i know

Stranger: Then why?

Stranger: Then please tell me where you are from?

You: because you will stalk me

Stranger: No i’ll not

You: you men are … creeps

Stranger: Come on tell me where you are from

You: i live in greece

Stranger: i didn’t expect that

You: why?

Stranger: dunno

You: greece has a very large satanistic community, despite the high religiousness

Stranger: Okay

You: where are you from?

Stranger: what will you achieve by beein satanistic?

You: i may become a vampire …

You: what do you expect me to achieve?

Stranger: happiness

You: power

Stranger: Are you happy as you are now?

Stranger: And Why live to die?

You: yes i am happy

Stranger: i live to live

You: despite the blackness that burns my soul

Stranger: Then find the brightness

You: what, are you gonna compel me?

You: like excorcist?

Stranger: Yes … No i can’t. its you choise

Stranger: But i don’t think its the right way to live

You: youre opinion i guess

Stranger: but I’m not sure if there is something up or down there at all

Stranger: I’m kristen myselve

You: christian you mean?

Stranger: yeah sorry

You: ok, well i started as atheist

Stranger: Okay that’s a huge jump. from Atheist to sanist

Stranger: satanist

You: yep

You: i guess youre an american right?

Stranger: Nope i live in Eu

You: ah ok

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: can i please see a picture of you?

You: no

You: i know you want to see some gothic **** beside all

Stranger: but are you guthic?

You: no

You: i seem bit dark

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: But i’ll say goodbye now. all this satanisme makes me a little depressed

You: Well i gotta go. By the way, you were the victim of mine most succesfull troll by now

You: and im a guy

You: and i never sacrificed

You: and you are pwned

You: fairwell

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WHO DIS

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

You: WHO M

Stranger: male

You: WTF YOU TALKIN BOUT

You: THIS IS BLACKENSTEIN

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WHO DIS

Stranger: male, you?

You: THIS IS BLACKENSTEIN

Stranger: Ohh

You: YOU GONNA EAT ALL YO CORNBREAD

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: bye

You: IMMA **** IN YO CEREAL BOWL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WHO DIS

You: I SAID

You: WHO DIS

You: WHO DA **** DIS IS

You: SPEAK UP MUTHA****A

You have disconnected.


Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

I was just now browsing this thread innocently, and was quickly surprised to see a post from myself in it. I now have finished reading said post with fresh eyes.

I want to take this opportunity to say that I am hilarious and ****ing awesome.

Sincerely,

—Bashy

Bashy Posted:

You: Hi, friend!

Stranger: Hello!

You: I just choked briefly on a bit of peanut!

Stranger: Oh no!

You: It’s okay, I’m okay now. Also, I am not allergic to peanuts.

Stranger: I’m laying in bed with sore legs. Log in to see images!

You: That is a disaster! Why is it that your legs are sore?

You: Did they choke on bits of peanuts?

Stranger: I went for a run, didn’t wear the right shoes, now everything hurts.

You: Perhaps you should look into those new Vibram shoes. They resemble rubberized Bigfoot feet. *Wearable* bigfoot feet.

Stranger: No way!

Stranger: I’ll stick with my New Balances.

You: New Balance are good shoes. They have the ability to balance.

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: I’m from Prussia. Where are you from?

Stranger: California

You: Oh, I know that state! That’s where the Raisins come from! I love their music.

Stranger: Oh joy!

Stranger: Those Vibram things are heinous

Stranger: Also, they’re not very feminine at all.

You: You could paint them festively pink! Like your…

You: ... favorite color.

Stranger: I feel like that would make them worse.

You: They can’t get much worse, visually.

You: ... maybe some add-on culottes…

Stranger: Dear god, they’re worse than Crocs.

You: That’s an achievement, you understand!

Stranger: This is true.

Stranger: You know, we have an entire store here devoted to Crocs.

You: That’s a testament to Capitalism if ever I heard one.

You: I should open an order-by-phone Crocs store called Dial-A-Croc. I’d be so clever.

You: ... it’s a pun on “Crocodile.”

You: ... fabulous person.

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WHO DIS

You: I SAID

You: WHO DIS

Stranger: ummmm

You: WHO DA **** DIS IS

Stranger: are you a fine upstanding member of society

You: WUT

Stranger: are you a fine upstanding member of society

You: THIS IS BLACKENSTEIN

You: WHO DA **** DIS IS

Stranger: whitenstein

You: U LIKE WEBSITE

Stranger: yeah

You: I’M A DEVELOPER FOR GNAA

Stranger: whats that

You: CHECK OUT THIS SITE: last measure has been redacted for the safety of flamebait community

You: IT’S PHAT

You: I THINK YOU WHITE PEOPLE SAY L33T

Stranger: your definelty black

You: WERD UP

Stranger: peace my fine upstanding member of society

You: DID U CHECK MY SITE

Stranger: sure

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Heey !

You: YO YO YO WHT UP HOMIE

Stranger: LFMAO

Stranger: lmfao !

You: SORRY MAH CAPLOCK IS BROKEN

Stranger: its okay

Stranger: asl ?

You: ASL WHAT THAT IS THAT LIKE THE CREW YOU ROLL WIT

Stranger: AAHHAHA no

You: I ROLL WIT BLOCK K NIGGUZ

Stranger: its means age sex location .

You: OH

Stranger: LOL

You: 32/M/BLOCK K BREAK ROOM

You: WHAT ABOUT U

You: I WORK IN THE KITCHEN TOO SO I CAN BUY STUFF IN COMMISSARY


Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

itt blackenstein proves he has no imagination by saying the same lines over and over again to different people


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

Log in to see images!

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Horny girl willing to send pics? Log in to see images!

You: YO YO SUP DAWG

You: HELL NAW

You: THIS IS BLACKENSTEIN

You: I ROLL WIT THE BLOCK K fine upstanding member of societyZ

You: WHO DIS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: **** YOU

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: **** YOU

You: o sorry wrong window

You: hi

Stranger: lol whats up

You: nothing i was just working on my site

Stranger: cool

You: i built this thing called LMOS

You: it’s like an alternative operating system that i want to make open source someday

You: but for now i need to work on it some more

Stranger: ok

You: you want to check it out

You: you can see my blog on it

Stranger: sure

You: ok

You: LAST MEASURE HAS BEEN REMOVED is my site, my project is called LMOS or last measure operating system

You: it’s supposed to be a windows replacement but you can run it on a mac too

You: hence it’s the “last” measure

Stranger: haha yeah

You: oic you must be familiar with this project

Stranger: so r u like really smart?

You: not really i need a programmer

You: plus my website has a major bug that i cannot seem to fix

Stranger: how old r u?

You: whenever you go there it spawns hundreds of windows that contain shock images while playing “IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO” through the speakers at full volume

You: can you check out my source code and see wtf im doing wrong

You: im 42

Stranger: o ok

You: can u fix it maybe

Stranger: gay fine upstanding member of society bumosiation of america???

You: o u heard of it

Stranger: no goodbye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BLACKENSTEIN edited this message on 04/28/2010 4:42PM

male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
4

Level 69 Troll

Jew Hunter

Whole thread is tl;dr unfunny bull****, die die die.


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BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup nugga

Stranger: hi

You: want to see my blog

You: i have pics of my male reproductive organ on it

You: LAST MEASURE HAS BEEN REMOVED

Stranger: k

You: ok u tell me what yu think

You: hay nugga

You: wtf u think

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

male reproductive organmelon Posted:

Whole thread is tl;dr unfunny bull****, die die die.

**** you fine upstanding member of society!


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

ok this **** has totally gotten boring


BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: THIS IS MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM. ENTER COMMAND>

Stranger: where is tron?

You: I HAVE DELETED THAT PROCESS

Stranger: omg you killed tron you bastard

You: CURRENTLY RUNNING: SARK.EXE, EXPLORE.EXE, AND NOTAVIRUS.EXE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


permapro

Avatar: Baby Typing

Level 15 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

YO fine upstanding member of society, GTFO fine upstanding member of society, LET SOME REAL TRULLZ DO DA GOOD JOBA

YES BLACKENSTEIN, I TALK TO YOU

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: THIS IS fine upstanding member of society CONTROL PROGRAM. ENTER COMMAND>

Stranger: THIS IS STUPID

You: UNRECOGNIZED

You: ENTER NEW COMMAND>

You: TYPE “HELP” FOR HELP

Stranger: YOU NEED HELP

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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