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Ryokashi

Avatar: harblgar
1

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]

You: Hi

Stranger: hey

You: How are you today?

Stranger: ok..hi

Stranger: im good lol

Stranger: u ?

You: Good

Stranger: asl

Stranger: ?

You: 7/f/ca

Stranger: 7 ?

You: Yes

Stranger: & ur a registered sex offender ?

You: How did you know about that?

Stranger: uuhh…..

Stranger: it kinda said

You: ****.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

gimpnipples

Avatar: 204949 Sat Sep 05 13:42:35 -0400 2009
3

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You: hello

Stranger: f?

You: yes

Stranger: age?

You: 15

Stranger: 19 here

Stranger: where from?

You: im sat on the toilet typing this

You: what about u?

You: hello?

You: I think my wifi is broke I cant see you typing

Stranger: hello

Stranger: really

Stranger: I see you

Stranger: where are you from?

You: where are you from?

Stranger: usa

You: me too

You: hold on, just gotta wipe….

Stranger: you?

Stranger: wipe what?

You: man, i just did a MbumIVE ****!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
5

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site.

Please try to have interesting conversations here!

You: pls try to have interesting conversations here

Stranger: hi m or f??

You: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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ur a dusty lemin cough drop thats fallen under teh desk for 3 montsh cuz the cleaning crews too lazy to vacuum properly since they spent half their shifts smokin up by the dumpster

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi there cutie ^_^

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Mrthejazz

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I got a few of these:

Number 1:

You: A wild ABRA appears

Stranger: mlia

You: ABRA used teleport

You have disconnected.

Number 2:

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: where are you from

You: Nevada.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: im MA

You: You’re missing in action?

Stranger: mbum

Stranger: from there

You: You’re typing this from church?

You: WTH?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 3:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: Hey

Stranger: What’s up?

You: I’ve got my secret family recipe for Bush’s baked beans, and the only one who knows it besides me is my dog Duke, but he’s not talking.

You: “It’s Soylent Green!”

Shut-up Duke!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 4:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Grar! I’m going to hide under this bridge, wait, and then when your goats come by, I’ll eat them!

You: Get it?

Stranger: sorry

You: Log in to see images!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Mrthejazz

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I took an earlier image from this thread and used it.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,

………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,—-,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,—-,,_

……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,—-~~’’’’’’~—,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-,

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……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |

…………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘

………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘

………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’

………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,

……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,

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…..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘

………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘

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…………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,

………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,

………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,

……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,

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……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,,

………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-,

…………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,—.

……………………………………………………’-, ; ; ;,,-~’’’ , ,|, |

………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/—‘

Stranger: hi

You: I have art

Stranger: ?

You: Above. It art. You buy?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Mrthejazz

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Okay, last one, and I promise I’ll quit multi-posting.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi]

You: Don’t disconnect!

You: Don’t do it!

You: Don’t you disconnect!

You: NO.

Stranger: yeah

You: whew.

Stranger: cool

You: I was worried there.

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: u from?/

You have disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Neal1231

Avatar: Code (Green)
4

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: usher has a soothing voice

You: and you are

Stranger: hi!

You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,

………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,—-,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,—-,,_

……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,—-~~’’’’’’~—,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-,

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……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |

…………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘

………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘

………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’

………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,

……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : :| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,

…………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; |

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……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,

You: pedobear

Stranger: whats that ‘spose to be?

You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,

………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,—-,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,—-,,_

……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,—-~~’’’’’’~—,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-,

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……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |

…………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘

………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘

………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’

………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,

……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : :| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,

…………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; |

……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;|

…………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;|

..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|

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….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-,

……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~—‘’’

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……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-,

……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-,

……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;

You: he is

You: a bear that likes children

Stranger: :|

You: you likey children don’t you

Stranger: oh, okay

Stranger: can’t say i do

Stranger: considering im still a child myself

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: thats what pedos do get yourself checked

You: pedobear

Stranger: you’re an idiot

You: dont make me get chris hanssen

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Neal1231

Avatar: Code (Green)
4

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: i made you

Stranger: hey

You: a sandwitch

Stranger: ?

You: with white stuff

Stranger: why?

You: called mayo

Stranger: ok

You have disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Log in to see images!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Welcome to the most badbum chat on Omegle. The one and only spam free chat on Omegle. Still alive and kicking even after numerous attacks and imitations. Enter your username to gain access to Omegle’s secret, underground chat of badbumery. =D Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long. CURRENTLY PbumWORD FREE!!!!

You: DarrenStylesLgnd

Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.

You: DarrenStylesLgnd

Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.

You: DarrenStylesLgnd

Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.

You: aihfa

Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.

You: aihfa

Stranger: Are you human? We don’t want stupid bum robot spammers. Answer this question. Don’t use punctuation:

Stranger: What’s the pbumword? TO GET IN FREE, TYPE THE NAME OF THE COOLEST PERSON ON OMEGLE!! *cough*Mandy*cough*

You: Mandy

Stranger: Stranger: LOL

Stranger: ——————————————-Sebz disconnected, trying to find another poor soul for us to torture…

Stranger: ——————————————-Welcome to your DOOM!!!!

Stranger: male reproductive organ: So how many of these chats/bots are on this?

Stranger: ——————————————-Have fun chatting! =D

Stranger: ——————————————-NOW WITH USERNAME COMPLETION: you only need to type the first few letters of a name to kick or PM.

Stranger: ——————————————-Type /help if you’re confused.

Stranger: uzi: what the hell it is

Stranger: ——————————————-Stranger disconnected, trying to find another poor soul for us to torture…

Stranger: male reproductive organ: I gotta find these more often!

Stranger: ——————————————-stfu123 disconnected, trying to find another poor soul for us to torture…

Stranger: ——————————————-Moderator disconnected, trying to find another poor soul for us to torture…

Stranger: emojannet: inglurious bastards: They kill hitler, brad pitt do NOT die, the girl who owns movie salon dies

Stranger: emojannet: inglurious bastards: They kill hitler, brad pitt do NOT die, the girl who owns movie salon dies

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: it is a chat, that is just crazy

Stranger: emojannet: inglurious bastards: They kill hitler, brad pitt do NOT die, the girl who owns movie salon dies

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: slavery is abolished so its great to be a fine upstanding member of society nowdays

You: /help

Stranger: ——————————————-This is a bot that allows you to have a chat with multiple strangers (20 at max). It is not affiliated in any way with Omegle. It was just made by a nerd with no life. You can view part of the code at http://pastebin.com/f6d42bbac. It’s in Python!

Stranger: ——————————————-Your admin for today is: Mandy. She is the ****ing ruler of the universe. Admins cannot be kicked, so you’re stuck with this ****. She tends to play favorites, so get on her good side and you’ll be fine. =]

Stranger: ——————————————-If you want to contact the creator, his email address is thehyphenator9@gmail.com

Stranger: ——————————————-For a list of the **** you can do, type /commands.

Stranger: ——————————————-emojannet posted the same thing 3 times, which means they were probably being a male reproductive organ, so I kicked them.

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: exactly fine upstanding member of society

You: /commands

Stranger: ——————————————-Commands:

Stranger: ——————————————-/list – lists all usernames.

Stranger: ——————————————-/info – provides info about this.

Stranger: ——————————————-/name – shows your username.

Stranger: ——————————————-/me – sends text in the third person, just like in IRC.

Stranger: ——————————————-/kick <username> – votes for kicking someone. Once they get 4 votes, they’re out.

Stranger: ——————————————-/unkick <username> – does the opposite.

Stranger: male reproductive organ: lol

Stranger: ——————————————-/getkick <username> – get how many kick votes someone has.

Stranger: ——————————————-/msg <username> <message> – sends a private message to someone.

Stranger: ——————————————-/nick <new name> – changes your name to new name.

Stranger: ——————————————-uzi disconnected, trying to find another poor soul for us to torture…

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: plus

Stranger: qwertasdfgzxcvb: ok good bye…..................................

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: we have KFC

Stranger: male reproductive organ: Awesome.

You: /list

Stranger: ——————————————-List of all usernames:

Stranger: ——————————————-Mandy, storyteller, h879hu87y8uh87h, male reproductive organ, blalblalblalb, fine upstanding member of society, qwertasdfgzxcvb, fine upstanding member of society, necromance, aihfa

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: us fine upstanding member of societyz can make money

Stranger: male reproductive organ: NICE.

Stranger: qwertasdfgzxcvb: **** off

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: yeahhh man

You: Hi everyone Log in to see images!

Stranger: qwertasdfgzxcvb: bumhole…

Stranger: male reproductive organ: Hey you!

Stranger: storyteller: hello

Stranger: ——————————————-blalblalblalb disconnected, trying to find another poor soul for us to torture…

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: and we have marijuana and crackhouses

Stranger: male reproductive organ: Don’t mind the name. What’s up?

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: Log in to see images!

Stranger: qwertasdfgzxcvb: ****ing **** ….......

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: dont forget them white ****es

You: nm u?

Stranger: ——————————————-storyteller disconnected, trying to find another poor soul for us to torture…

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: lmaooo fine upstanding member of society

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Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: even them latins are tight

Stranger: ——————————————-qwertasdfgzxcvb disconnected, trying to find another poor soul for us to torture…

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society: they love the fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organ

Stranger: ——————————————-w00t has entered Hell’s Realm!

Stranger: ——————————————-orlytroll1 has entered Hell’s Realm!

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AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Neal1231 Posted:

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: i made you

Stranger: hey

You: a sandwitch

Stranger: ?

You: with white stuff

Stranger: why?

You: called mayo

Stranger: ok

You have disconnected.

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Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 14/f/nevada

You: u?

Stranger: 19 m uk

Apparently this guy is not a pedophile…or at least not a very good one.

FYI: I’m not a 14-year-old girl from Nevada.


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iSecksMachine

Avatar: 187298 2009-10-28 20:24:45 -0400
9

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: ?

You: Oh hi

Stranger: Sup?

You: rawr >:3

Stranger: Scary

You: I’ll this place with miasma~

Stranger: Whatever that means

You: You’re going to get cholera :3

Stranger: Too late

You: Oh really?

Stranger: Already had it 3 times today

You: Well.

You: Aids is fine too

Stranger: I flushed though

Stranger: Not unless I got aids when I pulled out of your mom

You: My parents died.

You: In a car accident when I was 10.

Stranger: Can you get aids from having sex with your moms corpse?

You: I live with my grandma tough.

You: I doubt you even can get laid.

You: Or go outside

Stranger: Don’t tell me. Grams has aids too?

Stranger: I’m starting to think you’re the carrier

You: Well *roll eyes*

You: Remember the cake you got the last week.

You: it wasn’t just cream and sugar ;D

Stranger: I’ll be sure to wear a rubber when I pump your bum

Stranger: And save the special sauce for your next cake

Stranger: I know how much you like jizz

You: It wasn’t jizz :3

You: Also fix your lock~

You: Someone could have sedated and raped you last night ;D

Your conversational partner has disconnected


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Mechanicalism

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 4 Hacker

“BASIC”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Why do people leave when I say “FORUMWARZ”?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So mean…

Mechanicalism edited this message on 11/03/2009 8:40PM

Mechanicalism

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 4 Hacker

“BASIC”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: ??!?!?!?!?!

You: I LOVE YOU?

Stranger: ME 2!!!!!!!!!

You: FFFFFFFF——-

Stranger: FUUUUUUUU-

Stranger: ?

You: lol

You: nothing :/

Stranger: oh..

Stranger: in that case..

Stranger: THE GAME

You: I win? Log in to see images!

Stranger: NO!!! =D

You: I never win D:

Stranger: NEITHER DO I….....

You: I can haz handicaps?

Stranger: sure

You: oic

Stranger: NO U

You: NO. U.

You: fine upstanding member of society.

Stranger: JEW

You: fine upstanding member of society.

You: CHICKEN

Stranger: JEW

You: DINNER

Stranger: FRIED?

You: naw

Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

You: raw beyotch

Stranger: SMELLS LIKE A ****

You: inorite

You: too bad you’ll never be on a boat like me

Stranger: =(

You: you 8 foot tall anorexic wannabe hermaphrodite

Stranger: U CLIEM BOOEYS???!??!!?

You: NAW

You: JUZZ **** MERMAEDZ

Stranger: =O

Stranger: WELL AT LEAST I HAS RAPTOR JESUS…

You: Shawty.

You: I win.

Stranger: no

You: yes

Stranger: manual breathing sir.

You: i herd u liek milfz

Stranger: yea =D

You: I dun D:

You: they usssssed

Stranger: =.=

Stranger: so wat do?

You: I like little boys.

Stranger: =D

You: You to right?

Stranger: I’m actually Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC…

You: Cool story bro.

Stranger: why dont u take a seat right over there??

Stranger: right there..

You: Cuz I don’t like pickles.

Stranger: take a seat..

You: Naw

You: I’ll stand over here

Stranger: take a seat right there..

You: fine upstanding member of society NO

Stranger: DO IT fabulous person

You: OK :/

Stranger: =D

You: D:

Stranger: D=

You: **** you

Stranger: NO U

You: cool

Stranger: cool story?

Stranger: bro/>

You: nah

You: just cool

You: **** WE GOT A PROBLEM?

Stranger: LOOKS LIKE A ****

You: Oic

Stranger: GAYfabulous person IS GAY….........................................................................................................................................................................................

You: Indeed

You: But fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person is black

Stranger: INDEED =/

You: Why are homosexuals so gay?

Stranger: CUS THEY LIEK bumSECKS

You: CAUSE RAMBO SAID SO **** GTFO

Stranger: THAT 2

You: oic

Stranger: I C WUT U DID THERE..

You: cool story

You: cuz I don’t

Stranger: NAH

You: BOOM HEADSHOT?

You: RAMBO STYLE?

You: RULE 34?

You: ALL OF THE ABOVE?

Stranger: NOOOOOOOO RAMBO 34!?!?!?!

You: Naw

You: no option

You: dip****tttttt

Stranger: NO

Stranger: U..

You: No jew?

Stranger: =.=

You: aw

Stranger: NO JEW MEANS NOONE TO GENOCIDEZ…

You: Jewz r p cool ppl, they wear hatz and don’t afraid of showers

Stranger: I DONT AFRAID OF SHOWERZ…....

You: **** PLEASE

Stranger: U AFRAID OF SHOWRS?

You: YEAH

Stranger: NOWAI

You: YAWAI BRO

You: BRO FIST

You: No bro fist?

You: You lose -_-

Internet disconnected… do I win? .-.

ALPhA_HacKEr

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 11 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Stranger: ello

You: are you the irish freak?

Stranger: yes

You: RLY?

Stranger: yes

You: stephen?

Stranger: yes

You: XD

Stranger: yes

You: YES

Stranger: yes

You: YES

Stranger: yes

You: YES

Stranger: yes

You: YES

Stranger: yes

You: YES

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

Stranger: eys

Stranger: yes

Stranger: eys

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

You: YES

You: YES

You: YES

You: YES

You: YES

You: YES

You: YES

You: YES

You: YES

Stranger: not really

You: YES

You: YES

You: YES

You: oh

You: k

You: then

Stranger: you really beleaved me

You: no. i didn’t

Stranger: thats good

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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ALPhA_HacKEr

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 11 Hacker

“Ohacku”

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valka

Avatar: 207845 2010-01-28 14:50:06 -0500
11

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMEGLE ITS REALLY STUPID Log in to see images!


TROLLTROLLTR-
OLL

Avatar: 64641 Sun Nov 23 08:39:40 -0500 2008
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You: o’sup!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 17/m/canada

Stranger: 15/m/indonesia

You: oh!thats far away!What do you like to do most?

Stranger: mostly music

Stranger: what u like to do

You: mostly deceiving ****skin southeast asian fabulous persons into being that I’m a perky little white **** who is dumb enough to get hooked with a fine upstanding member of society/ching-chong/fine upstanding member of society/sandflea even though I’m a hairy fat turkish troll who is jerking off to Hentai and mooching off his parents.

Stranger: WHAT

You: So, wanna come to canada?

Stranger: ok

You: Even after the things I said?

Stranger: yes

You: Good God.

-disconnect-

TROLLTROLLTROLL edited this message on 11/18/2009 7:23AM

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TROLLTROLLTR-
OLL

Avatar: 64641 Sun Nov 23 08:39:40 -0500 2008
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: sphagnum

You: what the hell

Stranger: protuberance

You: sphincter?

Stranger: esplanade

You: WHAT THE HELL

Stranger: how are you today?

You: oh

You: im fine

You: where are you from

Stranger: USA

Stranger: you?

You: USA/nyc

You: at last someone that isnt a bot

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: yeah except i’m on the west coast

Stranger: it’s 4:10 am here

You: LAWL

Stranger: insomnia ftw

You: i herd u liek mudkipz?

Stranger: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Stranger: even on here

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You: NOWHERE IS SAFE

Stranger: goddammit

You: WE ARE LEGION

Stranger: 0/0


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