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Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Did we break it?

I got the message: ‘Connection asploded’ and now I can’t log on.


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Ya did good, kid. Keep it up.

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The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Did we break it?

I got the message: ‘Connection asploded’ and now I can’t log on.

LOL just refresh, i got the same. BTW did you get my TM?


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Took him long enough to figure it out. He must’ve googled in the middle. My part, all from memory.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi.

You: We’re no strangers to love

You: You know the rules, and so do I.

You: It’s a commitment that I’m thinking of

Stranger: the rules?

You: You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

You: I just want to tell you how I’m feeling

You: Gotta make you understand

You: Never gonna give you up

You: Never gonna let you down

You: Never gonna run around and desert you

You: Never gonna make you cry

You: Never gonna say goodbye

You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You: We’ve known each other for so long

Stranger: lol

You: Your heart’s been aching but – you’re too shy to say it

Stranger: i understand now

Stranger: rickroll

You: haha yup. You’ve been rickrolled!

You have disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey!

Stranger: ASL

You: oh yes!!

You: years after years

Stranger: poem?

You: i’ve studied the theory about fermat last theorem

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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MySpace Torn

Avatar: 162735 Mon Mar 16 16:04:50 -0400 2009
3

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 1 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: morning soldier
You: Hello!
You: I am the wanky **** demon!
You: You summoned me when you wanked on your own ****!
Stranger: in yoru **** you are
You: You have three wishes!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

You: HI

Stranger: I always lie

You: GOOD

Stranger: no

You: THEN YOU WILL SAY YOU HATE THIS

You: |_______`._____________|_________|_______:

.\________|____________|_________\|_______|

_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___—___\\_______:

__\______\/_____—~~__________~—__|_\_____|

___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|

____\______\_________.—————.________\|___|

______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|

_______\___.__C____)_.________(_(____>__|__/

_______/\_|___C_____)/_______\_(_____>__|_/

______/_/\|___C_____)________|__(___>___/__\

_____|___(___C_____)\_____/__//___/_/_____\

_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|

____|_\____\____)___`——___—’______________|

____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|

____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|

____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_

___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|

___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|

___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

Stranger: ****

Stranger: c u on /b/

You: NO CHANCE IN HELL CHANfabulous person


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: morning soldier

You: Hello!

You: My name is Robin Ward. What’s yours?

Stranger: Jack

You: Jack! Excellent. Please call me at ET’s phone number removed for ForumWarz and let’s have phone sex.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

MC Banhammer Posted:

Please call me at ET’s phone number removed for ForumWarz and let’s have phone sex.

I would great times buckets


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society

You: Hey there. Looking to win big?

Stranger: YES U

You: You have $164

You can play:

– Blackjack

– Guess My Number

– Paper, Rock, Scissors

Stranger: 3RD ONE

You: Do you know how to play this game?

Stranger: OBVIOUSLY U NOB

You: How much do you want to bet?

Stranger: 8 MILLION

You: $164 bet, accepted!

You:

1. Paper!

2. Rock!

3. Scissors!

Stranger: 2

Stranger: HA!

Stranger: I WIN!

You: Paper!

You lose $164!

You have $0

Play again?

Stranger: **** off

You: How much do you want to bet?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

The Baroness Posted:

LOL just refresh, i got the same. BTW did you get my TM?

Yup, I did. I had a crappy connection last night, so Tubmail was acting wonky.

Reply sent now, though.


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Ya did good, kid. Keep it up.

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: Hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: I know we just met, but I think you’re a huge fabulous person.

Stranger: Thank you, I think you’re an incompetent woman's genitals.

You: Glad we could be so honest with each other.

Stranger: I agree.

You: Now that we’ve committed ourselves to such openness, can I ask you for some advice?

Stranger: If you wish.

You: I have this “friend” whose bum is bleeding uncontrollably. What should I — I mean “he” — do?

Stranger: Take the male reproductive organ out.

You: That is excellent advice. Thank you.

Stranger: You’re very welcome.

You: I have a confession to make.

You: This advice was not for a “friend” at all. It was my bum that was bleeding uncontrollably.

Stranger: Have you taken the male reproductive organ out?

You: Yes.

Stranger: Good.

You: And I’m afraid it’s only made things worse. Log in to see images!

Stranger: Now.

Stranger: Well..

Stranger: Put it back in.

You: I can’t.

Stranger: Would you like me to do it for you?

You: No, thanks.

Stranger: Damn.

You: I’m not gay.

Stranger: I’m not

Stranger: either.

You: ...

Stranger: But don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Log in to see images!

You: LOL

You: I’m going to post this conversation in Forumwarz now.

Stranger: So i’ll be famous?

You: Pretty much!

Stranger: Thank **** for that. I thought I was going to have to leak my own porno.

You: In a sense, that’s what you just did.

Stranger: Aah well.

Stranger: At least my bum isn’t bleeding.

You: Touche.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

I THINK I MADE A fabulous person bumHURT ON THIS SITE BUT IM NOT REALLY SURE, HERE ILL POST IT:

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: hi

Stranger: is gay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOOK HE DISCONNECTED THAT MEANS bumHURT RIGHT?!!!!?


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Robok Posted:

Stranger: is gay

THAT GUT KNOWS HIS STUFF


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Moniker

Avatar: 132630 Thu Mar 26 18:33:33 -0400 2009
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: *chan?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Moniker

Avatar: 132630 Thu Mar 26 18:33:33 -0400 2009
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: forumwarz

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

I bet this was one of you fabulous persons:

You: donkey male reproductive organ

Stranger: we’re no strangers to love

You: well maybeee you are?

Stranger: you know the rules and so do i

Stranger: .....

Stranger: ....

You: what are rules

Stranger: ...... the game.

You: sook meh.

You: the game…

You: what game

You: fabulous person

Stranger: the one you just lost

Stranger: HAH.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got the same guy,

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: donkey male reproductive organ

Stranger: so youve heard of me

You: so your a donkey male reproductive organ

Stranger: you

Stranger: just

Stranger: lost

Stranger: the

Stranger: game

You: again?!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Chronic-Boy edited this message on 03/31/2009 3:02PM

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Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yooo kurwa
You: ForumWarz?
Stranger: szakaron makaron
Stranger: forumwarz sux
You: Yes.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Most people that suck at real online games say that.
You: If you go play forumwarz.com I will show you my mom's mammary glands.
Stranger: ;O
Stranger: are you ****ing her?!
You: They are very large and firm
You: Just on Thursdays.
Stranger: oh nice
You: So... ForumWarz?
Stranger: im ****ing everyday except thursdays !
Stranger: no, i wont go there and i know it sux
Stranger: ;d
You: You can **** my mom every day except Thursdays if you go to ForumWarz.
Stranger: its game or something?
You: It's a good game.
You: You'd be good at it,
You: You start off in the game as a clueless noob that barely understands how the internet really works.
You: You'd be a natural.
Stranger: ill look it
You: Cool!
You: Tell your friends, and then they can **** my mom as well.
You: But not on Thursdays.
Stranger: ;s
You: So...
You: So... ForumWarz?
Stranger: im registering
You: Make sure to send a Tubmail to MC Banhammer as soon as you start playing!
You: He likes that sort of thing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I can’t wait for him to get here!


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Ya did good, kid. Keep it up.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Sergeant Cid Posted:

You: Make sure to send a Tubmail to MC Banhammer as soon as you start playing!

LOL!

Will post whatever he sends, if he sends anything Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Stranger: oh hai, i’m boxxy

You have disconnected.

Chronic-Boy edited this message on 03/31/2009 3:16PM

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Stranger: WWAAAAAAALLLLLTTTTTTTTTT!!???

You: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSNEEEY

You: ?

Conversation ended


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