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News THE LEGEND OF SAILCAT

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

What with all this long cat nonsense, I think we all forgot the original cat: Sailcat.

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THERE’S DANGER OUT ON THE NATIONS ROADS

THEY’RE PAVED WITH SNAKES AND SMUSHED TOADS

TRUCKERS DRIVE IN RIGS SO BIG

THEY CAN SMASH A COW. OR A HORSE. OR A MANATEE.

AND THOSE WHO SURVIVE ARE A LUCKY FEW

BUT THERE’S ONE BRAVE CAT WHO MADE IT THROUGH

AND I’M HERE TO TELL THE TALE TO YOU.

OF SAILCAT!

(SAILCAT, SAILCAT)

HE WAS HUNTING FOR A MOUSE TO FEED HIS FACE

WHEN STRANGE RADIATION FROM OUTER SPACE

TURNED HIM INTO A SUPER INVINCIBLE CAT

THEN A TRUCK RAN HIM DOWN WITH A HIDEOUS SPLAT

NOW, HE COULDN’T BE KILLED,

BUT HE STILL COULD BE SQUISHED

AND HE LAY IN THE PbumAGE WAY SHAKING HIS FIST

AND SOME KIDS HELPED HIM FLY WITH A FLICK OF THE WRIST

AND THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF SAILCAT

(SAILCAT, SAILCAT)

HE ROLLED AFTER THAT TRUCK LIKE A BUZZSAW UNLEASHED

AND HE SLICED IT IN TWO, LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH A PEACH!

ONE TRUCK HALF TOOK THE HIGH ROAD

THE OTHER THE LOW

AND THE MESSAGE WENT OUT ON CB RADIO

BREAKER-BREAKER WATCH YOUR BACK, BE AFRAID

THERE’S A FRISBEE-LIKE CAT WHO’S AS SHARP AS A BLADE

SO A FEARED AND REVEARED REPUTATION WAS MADE

OF SAILCAT

(SAILCAT, SAILCAT)

HE’D BEEN KNOWN TO CUT REDWOODS AND STOP A WHOLE FLEET

WHEN A FAMILY OF TAPEWORMS WAS CROSSING THE STREET

AND WHEN MA’S HAVING TROUBLES WITH THANKSGIVING PLANS

HE EVEN DROPPED BY TO HELP OPEN SOME OF CANS

AND WHEN SOMEONE’S DEPRESSED OR HAS HAD A BAD DAY

HE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT TO SAY

(DON’T BE DEPRESSED, COW;

PEOPLE LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE BIG AND FAT AND UGLY

GO WITH IT!)

THEN HE’D ASK FOR A TOSS AND BE ON HIS WAY

HE’S SAILCAT!

(SAILCAT, SAILCAT)


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im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Tubzilla_Des-
troyer_of_Wo-
rlds

Avatar: 160034 Thu Apr 02 05:54:14 -0400 2009
7

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

OH MY GOD! SAIL CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. ****ing Cow and Chicken.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Bump for awesomeness


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Majstor

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Nostalgia just hit me hard.

Tubzilla_Des-
troyer_of_Wo-
rlds

Avatar: 160034 Thu Apr 02 05:54:14 -0400 2009
7

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

So guiz, I herd u liek Sail CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

bump for awesome


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

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A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

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DerKaiserRei-
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Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

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Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

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ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 31 Troll

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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

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Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
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