The Meme Machine isn’t a jerk. He just…he just really..really thinks lolcats and AYABTU are funny. He has cherrypicked the greatest of all internet comedies and EVERYONE MUST KNOW HOW FUNNY IT IS.

Mechanically, he’s high offense, low defense. (How DARE you not like lolcats?! wtf!) Your standard ‘Silly Kitty Picture’ and ‘Slow Turtle Doesn’t Get It’ type damaging abilities, and all that nonsense.

...However, the unique mechanic that makes him interesting is his Combos. For instance, you can spend three turns constructing a Longcat. A longcat will do a significant amount of damage, but you will have to weather the storm of replies until it’s finished. Naturally, using combos lowers your defenses.

What he becomes, basically, is a balance between totally laying down a thread-pwning combo, and ensuring you’ll actually survive long enough to let it go. Breaking your own combo may or may not be an ability you gain at a higher level, and would certainly have a long refresh time.

Yes? No? Maybe? You don’t know? Can I repeat the question?