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Poetry ITT: I'm a pretencious gaywad.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

It has come to my attention that many people think I’m obnoxious and stupid. The same people have pointed out that I come off as having “a male reproductive organ up my bum”, if I recall the metaphor correctly. I’m pretty sure that what this means is, simply put, that I am a snob and that my contributions to any conversation are pompous and uptight. I just wanted to let you all know that I’m going to continue on this, my chosen career-path. I shall shun anyone who does not use proper grammar and punctuation while talking in the same chat as me and look down upon most opinions and contradict them with sophisticated sophisms, while always remembering to use an extremely pompous vocabulary. No need to thank me!


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Shut the **** up and learn to spell


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Laguna Posted:

Shut the **** up and learn to spell

Excuse my English, as it’s not my first language. My spelling can be a tad off at times; I hope you can tolerate that.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

PROFESSOR_COMMIE Posted:

I hope you can tolerate that.

no I can’t, please leave immediately


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Laguna Posted:

no I can’t, please leave immediately

I could’ve sworn you said that in IDC a few times today, too.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Proper grammar and spelling et al. is highly underrated. Alas, it is wasted on average, ignorant and knuckle-dragging trolls. I salute your efforts.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Laguna Posted:

Shut the **** up and learn to spell


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Fingerz Posted:

Now, now, why would you say a thing like that? I’m pretty sure you have original thought in your head. You could have posted one of them instead of Lagunas post, really. Is it that hard to write down a few coherent sentences?


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

PROFESSOR_COMMIE Posted:

Now, now, why would you say a thing like that? I’m pretty sure you have original thought in your head. You could have posted one of them instead of Lagunas post, really. Is it that hard to write down a few coherent sentences?

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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Honestly, using proper grammar and intelligent diction for the sole purpose of making yourself out to be superior is childish.

If you’re smart, you don’t need a reason to rationalize typing properly, and you won’t give a crap if someone else has a problem with it.

Rubbing it in people’s faces is just asking for it.


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Shii Posted:

Honestly, using proper grammar and intelligent diction for the sole purpose of making yourself out to be superior is childish.

If you’re smart, you don’t need a reason to rationalize typing properly, and you won’t give a crap if someone else has a problem with it.

Rubbing it in people’s faces is just asking for it.

I am well aware of all that you have said; I am asking for it. My whole purpose here is to be as annoying as I can.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

PROFESSOR_COMMIE Posted:

I like big bums and I cannot lie; you other brothers can’t deny…


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

PROFESSOR_COMMIE Posted:

I am well aware of all that you have said; I am asking for it. My whole purpose here is to be as annoying as I can.

In that case, carry on.


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Shii Posted:

In that case, carry on.

Will do.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

PROFESSOR_COMMIE Posted:

BRB TRYIN 2 B KOOL BI USIN LONG WURDS WICH I CANT SPEEL


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Chawin Posted:

I don’t recall ever saying that.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

PROFESSOR_COMMIE Posted:

*obvious attempt to be a clbum-hole fails*


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Chawin Posted:

Perhaps that’s the way you see it. I, on the other hand, with my superiour breeding, find that it’s working out great.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

PROFESSOR_COMMIE Posted:

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Fingerz Posted:

As I have already stated, I am gay, so that remark is 100% true. What I don’t understand, however, is how that is relevant to anything we were discussing.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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