Where Da Gold At (Map).xpeg

Dat’s right, fine upstanding member of societys. I got me an honest-to-Jesus treasure map at da SGB today. And I’d keep it fo’ myself too, but I feel a bit guilty fo’ making fun o’ y’all fo’ throwin’ ya money around like it had da clap or somethin’ (even though ya did give me nearly three million bills fo’ a program I told y’all was useless), so I decided to sell it instead.* A reliable source told me dat dis map be legit pirate ****, but ain’t no one had da nuts to follow it because of some legend about da pimp who buried da treasure, a real OG named One-Eyed Willy. I dunno what da legend be exac’ly, but judgin’ by da man’s name, I be guessin’ dat they be afraid of catchin’ da gay. Anyway, buy dis map and dat treasure could be all yours!

*Or I could be sellin’ it because I already have a copy. Guess you’ll neva know. Log in to see images!