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Blobwize

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It isn’t NSFW and I’m not giving 51 BP away. Just post your event box in Character page. There’s no reason behind it, and it’s not a contest. :o:


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[****-YOU]

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Blobwize Posted:

It isn’t NSFW and I’m not giving 51 BP away. Just post your event box in Character page. There’s no reason behind it, and it’s not a contest. :o:

Seems like a troll thread to me.

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

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fine upstanding member of society-GOATSE Posted:

Seems like a troll thread to me.

Misleading title, perhaps, but not really a troll.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

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Blobwize in the subject Posted:

51 BP GIVEAWAY! (NSFW)

Blobwize Posted:

It isn’t NSFW and I’m not giving 51 BP away.

Blobwize Posted:

There’s no reason behind it

There’s no reason behind this thread, either, apparently. So I’m moving it out of non-RP.


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Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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Avatar: 166661 Mon Mar 23 20:22:48 -0400 2009

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cepko33

Avatar: 162912 Tue Apr 14 20:54:06 -0400 2009
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Y’alls postin in a troll thread…


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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Chronic-Boy Posted:

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Best post in thread. Upvoted.

Blobwize

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Diabolical Disc Demon Posted:

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THIS THREAD DOES NOT SEEM TO HAVE A POINT!!!!!!!!!

I GIVE IT A 2/10 ON THE SCALE OF EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YE-HEHEHEHEHEHEHE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So it’s a 2 out of ten, so it’s not really evil. Also, there is now a point. Anyone who has the best Event log will win a randomly selected prize. It could be 5 BP, or something else.


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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Say that in non-RP.

Blobwize

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 17 Hacker

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MC Banhammer Posted:

There’s no reason behind this thread, either, apparently. So I’m moving it out of non-RP.

Didn’t I already say there’s no reason to it? Not that you shouldn’t move it, I’m just asking.

And what IS so roleplay about posting an event log? There must be something obvious I’m missing. And don’t say it is roleplaying. I want to know why posting an event log would be “roleplaying”.

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[Temple of the Anth-
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