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Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Oh Baroness…I don’t want my balls removed, but I don’t have a camera either. *whiiiiiiiine*

Could I elect a surrogate?

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

Recommencer Posted:

Oh Baroness…I don’t want my balls removed, but I don’t have a camera either. *whiiiiiiiine*

Could I elect a surrogate?

No. There must be a form of camera around? A phone? A friend’s phone? Anything?

Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

The Baroness Posted:

No. There must be a form of camera around? A phone? A friend’s phone? Anything?

IMA poor starving artist. Besides, there are hella-moar sexy around than me. HELLA-MOAR than this pre-middle age hairy bear.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Recommencer Posted:

Besides, there are hella-moar sexy around than me.

That is NOT an excuse Log in to see images!

Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Bandaney Posted:

That is NOT an excuse Log in to see images!

Y’all giving me sooooo much crap. Suffice it to say that I will tryyyy to get a camera and see what I can do before the deadline.

You ****in’ ****es….

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Recommencer Posted:

Y’all giving me sooooo much crap. Suffice it to say that I will tryyyy to get a camera and see what I can do before the deadline.

You ****in’ ****es….

Log in to see images!

Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Oh, and P.S., shame on you for forcing me to switch the word’s “Hot girl” with “Hot boi” in my head. You cursed cursed hetermasechtuals.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Good that’s how things go.

You’ll have my subs within a day or two. Bug me on irc.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Camera Phone! Now why didn’t I think of that! My hatred of cell phones will diminish a bit if I can use one to win that delicious delicious 3rd place prize Log in to see images!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

I hope voting is in thread, and not a poll.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Yeah, it’s in a thread, don’t worry. Voting by poll for these kind of things doesn’t work at all.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

Bandaney Posted:

Yeah, it’s in a thread, don’t worry. Voting by poll for these kind of things doesn’t work at all.

Why so people can vote with all there alts? And see who is already winning?

Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

There should be an elimination round based solely on the judging of neckbeards… Sexy, sexy, neckbeards.

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

You can take my balls if you wanna be you know that if I submit, that my submission will be intentionally pbumed over to vote for someone else. I might but no promises.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Cool contest Log in to see images!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Context Posted:

There should be an elimination round based solely on the judging of neckbeards… Sexy, sexy, neckbeards.

I agree wholeheartedly, and not because that would give me a leg up on the competition Log in to see images!.

Also, are you guys going to have us thread vote everybody for all 3 categories or pick the top guys yourselves and just post our shameful nerd bodies for everyone to laugh at online while secretly wishing they were as sexy as we?

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

Well since my testicles are on the line I best get to it Log in to see images!

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

Auser Posted:

Well since my testicles are on the line I best get to it Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Vicky Love

Avatar: 62540 2010-03-27 20:18:40 -0400
39

[Klan Apathy]

Level 69 Camwhore

paid for by the Scottish Ellen Degenerous of Forumwarz

I am supporting this ♥

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Ugh. I’m getting a webcam on my birthday but that’s not until the 6th of April.

I have a camera phone but no way of sending the pictures to my computer. GRR. I really do want to enter.

...Though to be honest, having you take my balls sounds kind of arousing. Log in to see images!

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