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Contest The Official swine Love Contest - Win 3 BP!

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

Here’s a ****wad of haikus:

Swine is very sweet

He gives his BP away.

He’s real cool like that.

————————————

An hero is Swine

I would suck his tiny male reproductive organ

My male reproductive organ aches for him

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Swine hates on wincest

But although I didn’t win

Poor fabulous persons still got paid

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A kind heart exists

Deep within the chest of Swine

It’s not hard to see

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Don’t you love this, swine?

Your peen is sucked by poets

Using words to ****

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Anal is real nice

Feels like a woman, except

for ballsacks touching.

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Alright, I’m out. I may be back.

Wartooth118 edited this message on 03/22/2009 2:51AM

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Avatar: 143340 Fri Mar 27 18:24:34 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

A promise is a promise.

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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

This thread is getting good, lol.

derfboy23

Avatar: 138118 Tue May 26 01:48:15 -0400 2009
10

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

pig haiku

by derfboy23

swine lovers

everyone wants to be them

need b.p.

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

derfboy23 Posted:

pig haiku

by derfboy23

swine lovers

everyone wants to be them

need b.p.

You ****ing poser

You don’t actually love swine

As much as I do

Hellmask

Avatar: 146232 2010-08-18 18:18:23 -0400

[NLTT]

Level 46 Emo Kid

“Woe-mosexual”

An ode to swine (by Hellmask):

Swine, oh swine

How you please me

Sexually and intellectually-y.

Swine, swine, swine,

You raise me up,

High above heaven and their clouds.

You raise me up like Peter North’s slab of manmeat.

No, seriously.

I love swine.

I heart swine with all my heartski.

I want brownie points because I’m unemployed and can’t pay for swine by myself because I’m a loser

And live in my mother’s basement.

I’m not kidding.

I love swine.

SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bump!

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

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I drew this for my love to swine.

Mr-Dancer

Avatar: Boobs

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

My Beautiful Swine

I love thee like a lover

My time with thee

Shall last eternity

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Raepdog Posted:

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I drew this for my love to swine.

Err….?

derfboy23

Avatar: 138118 Tue May 26 01:48:15 -0400 2009
10

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Meepo

Avatar: 141135 Sat Mar 21 23:56:41 -0400 2009
1

Level 21 Hacker

The Original Meeper

My love for Swine is great.

So great, that I made a game about my beloved swine.

http://megaswf.com/view/4abb2ceb578e40add994307035d7e58a.html

Enjoy.

Meepo

Avatar: 141135 Sat Mar 21 23:56:41 -0400 2009
1

Level 21 Hacker

The Original Meeper

bump

TH3_1337

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles
2

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Meepo, wow!

That’s seriously sick man. Good job.

MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
17

[WeChall]

Level 35 Hacker

Verbose and long-winded as always

Meepo Posted:

My love for Swine is great.

So great, that I made a game about my beloved swine.

http://megaswf.com/view/4abb2ceb578e40add994307035d7e58a.html

Enjoy.

Lol. Even better.

You inspired me to try and learn Flash myself sometime soon.

=)

Asian Rapini

Avatar: Code (Blue)
10

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

roses are red

violets are blue

i want to bear swine’s children

Asian Rapini edited this message on 03/24/2009 5:20PM

MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
17

[WeChall]

Level 35 Hacker

Verbose and long-winded as always

Thus…! I present to you…

My offering to our beloved and benevolent Swine!!

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In an episode of DUCK DODGERS, Porky Pig gets zapped by Gamma Radiation and becomes the HULK.

How better to symbolize the magnitude of Swine’s strength and presence and generosity…?

; )

While I didn’t make these from scratch, it came very close to it. I took completely disparate captures from Duck Dodgers….

sliced them apart…

took the various arms from one place and the legs from the other place and so on…

before re-bumembling. None of these were lifted from just one cel, in other words.

Anyway, what you’re looking at is a WORK IN PROGRESS.

If I’m the selected entry for the contest, I will complete it to Swine’s liking.

I’ll create a sig/avatar that would resemble the animation…

Combine it with different heads (e.g., Hulk laughing, Hulk grinding his teeth, or Hulk staring menacingly, etc.);

combine it with a different background (e.g., leave it transparent, desert planet backdrop, or urban environment backdrop, etc.);

combine it with different weapons/armor (e.g., space-hero armor&helmet, medieval hero/helmet, or clbumic Green Hulk-shirtless, etc.);

personalization options for Swine (e.g., his clan’s coat-of-arms, his user-name signature, or an animated text marquee scrolling his favorite motto, etc.);

and anything else to Swine’s liking.

Some of the potential “tweaking examples” are in the graphic below.

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I enjoyed making it!

If my entry’s selected, I’ll complete it and make it something outstanding!

MercWithMouth edited this message on 03/25/2009 12:09AM

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

A gentleman for sure.

With BP galore.

Oh dear swine, don’t you ever go.

I respect anyone who’s a fan of ToHo.

Let us take a stand and hope he will never be gone.

And let’s all say, “swine, my man, rock on!”

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

That contest was big.

Who could have ever thought…

That god would come in the form of a pig.

He never crosses the line.

I think i speak for us all when I say…

“We love you swine.”

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