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ShaughnTr0n

Avatar: 123184 Wed Mar 25 00:04:47 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Advice Raepdog Posted:

Relax a bit, things take time, look back in a day or two and come back to me.

Not exactly what i was looking for.. but.. alright, i’ll try it your way.

Advice Raepd-
og

Avatar: 164126 Wed Mar 18 21:22:04 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

I'm king of the dumb****s, giving advice to all the little dumb****s

Wylin Posted:

Some guy named Raepdog has applied to my klan and I need to put in a vote, I heard he had a bunch of stupid alts, and I dunno if he can really dedicate himself to the klan. Can you give me some advice?

I hear 7 Vibrating Doldoes accepts people. Raepdog could give you an invite if you ask nicely.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Advice Raepdog Posted:

I hear 7 Vibrating Doldoes accepts people. Raepdog could give you an invite if you ask nicely.

Sorry, I’m in a nice, serious klan. I don’t see where I asked you what klan you think I should join.

Advice Raepd-
og

Avatar: 164126 Wed Mar 18 21:22:04 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

I'm king of the dumb****s, giving advice to all the little dumb****s

Wylin Posted:

Sorry, I’m in a nice, serious klan. I don’t see where I asked you what klan you think I should join.

Oh, you just seemed sorta unhappy with your klan you seem like you prefer firm rigid leadership without much change as opposed to trying new things. I think you need a vacation.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Dear Advice Raepdog:

I’ve been reading through your advice column and I sense a lot of pent-up tension. Do you think that you and Wylin should get a room together and have make-up sex already?

Sincerely,

Intrigued in IDC

ShaughnTr0n

Avatar: 123184 Wed Mar 25 00:04:47 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Wylin Posted:

Sorry, I’m in a nice, serious klan. I don’t see where I asked you what klan you think I should join.

Forumwarz, serious.

Log in to see images!

Advice Raepd-
og

Avatar: 164126 Wed Mar 18 21:22:04 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

I'm king of the dumb****s, giving advice to all the little dumb****s

Shii Posted:

Dear Advice Raepdog:

I’ve been reading through your advice column and I sense a lot of pent-up tension. Do you think that you and Wylin should get a room together and have make-up sex already?

Sincerely,

Intrigued in IDC

I think that I could answer this better in a rp-thread.

Like here.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Advice Raepdog Posted:

I think that I could answer this better in a rp-thread.

Like here.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

How can I make my IRL male reproductive organ longer? Log in to see images!

edit: girth as well Log in to see images! Inertia edited this message on 03/21/2009 11:51AM

Advice Raepd-
og

Avatar: 164126 Wed Mar 18 21:22:04 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

I'm king of the dumb****s, giving advice to all the little dumb****s

Inertia Posted:

How can I make my IRL male reproductive organ longer? Log in to see images!

edit: girth as well Log in to see images!

All guys ahve a few inches of internal male reproductive organ also called ‘hidden male reproductive organ’. It is internal though can be used to surgically lengthen the male reproductive organ, though this is a crude and disgusting surgery.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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why is this thread so bad oh i know the answer its because raepdog will never make a good post

Advice Raepd-
og

Avatar: 164126 Wed Mar 18 21:22:04 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

I'm king of the dumb****s, giving advice to all the little dumb****s

Bump: My advice to you all is to ask me advice.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Am I a good person?

Advice Raepd-
og

Avatar: 164126 Wed Mar 18 21:22:04 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

I'm king of the dumb****s, giving advice to all the little dumb****s

Fortunato Posted:

Am I a good person?

You make people happy. That’s an opinion, not advice. My advice is to not change.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Why don’t people like me?

Advice Raepd-
og

Avatar: 164126 Wed Mar 18 21:22:04 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

I'm king of the dumb****s, giving advice to all the little dumb****s

MeatLoafFan Posted:

Why don’t people like me?

Don’t worry about that, those who don’t like themselves can’t like other people. Focus on why those that like you do like you.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Advice Raepdog Posted:

Don’t worry about that, those who don’t like themselves can’t like other people. Focus on why those that like you do like you.

If you start a klan that is based on “loli” and someone tells you that is a stupid idea, is the right thing to do to insult the person who told you the “loli” klan was stupid?

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Wylin Posted:

If you start a klan that is based on “loli” and someone tells you that is a stupid idea, is the right thing to do to insult the person who told you the “loli” klan was stupid?

Well that would depend on the situation.

Troll Response.

Advice Raepd-
og

Avatar: 164126 Wed Mar 18 21:22:04 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

I'm king of the dumb****s, giving advice to all the little dumb****s

Bump.

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