MC Banhammer Posted:

Wanna see ‘em? Click Here.

(You might not want to look if you’re, say, holding a Dom anchor…)

NVM Those are actually pretty funny lol

Great stuff MC Bizarrohammer! Log in to see images!

Here are the ones I saw, for those that don’t want to log out.

“This is easily the best browser-based game I have ever played in my entire life ever.”

— “CTU Socket,” Something Awful Forums

 

“The funniest thing I’ve seen in some time.”

— Dustin Hamilton, protocolstack.org

 

“It’s a bit like a car wreck on the highway. I know I shouldn’t be looking but I can’t quite turn away.”

— Christina Clark, Download Squad

 

“Definitely not a destination for the easily offended, or those with any sensitivity really, but pretty funny for the rest of us.”

— Scott Gilbertson, Wired.com

 

“ForumWarz is a step ahead, with a gorgeous interface, clever cinematics and a very strong and balanced design.”

— Mathew Kumar, Worlds In Motion

 

“It’s sick, it’s twisted, it’s the internet on its worst level and darn it, it’s kind of fun.”

— Christina Clark, Download Squad

 

“This game is an entirely new and better Internet.”

— Nick Douglas, Gawker

 

“You guys are all f**king idiots for not playing this game.”

— “CharlesV,” Dumbrella Boards

 

“Pretty f**kin’ hilarious.”

— Shawn “Kwip” Williams, NeenerNeener.net

 

“…a fantastically offensive satire of the Internet”

— Chris Dahlen, The Onion A.V. Club

 

“This game is f**king awesome.”

— “NotYou5,” Facepunch Studios Forums

 

“Best. Game. Ever.”

— Scott Jennings, Broken Toys

 

“Stupidly awesome internet RPG lollerskating competition.”

— “fornicon,” Blog Wars

 

“Brilliantly executed, addictive, sheer fun.”

— “OneTooManyZombies,” ZombieMaster.org Forums

MC Banhammer Posted:

That’s not I’m talking about; those have been around for a while.

Tooltips. Mouse-over the image.

Oh, really? My mistake, I haven’t logged out in an extremely log time.

Evil Trout Posted:

We are testing the new homepage randomly, so you have a 50% chance that you’ll see it. That way we can get statistics as to whether it increases our sign ups.

The tooltips fade in when you move your mouse over the image. The quotes below have been there for a while (although they too, were random for a while.)

edit: Also, reloading the page won’t give you a random version. We remember the one we showed you.

Aren’t you supposed to be getting wasted? Also make sure I get the random new page.

Evil Trout Posted:

We remember the one we showed you.

Do you remember it, or do you make us remember it?

EDIT: After loading the page repeatedly and clearing all Firefox data in between, it seems that you remember it. I now want to figure out how to spam your server with requests with spoofed origins from all over the IPv4 range and see what happens, but I won’t.

ET said it in the post above. Thy wont be there all the time, but they are right NOW.

For example try hovering over the tissues below the Troll. You should see a test that say “Don’t ask what these were used for….(fapping)” (or kinda like that)Log in to see images!

Rigr Posted:

ET said it in the post above. Thy wont be there all the time, but they are right NOW.

I think that’s a misinterpret. I believe what ET means is that for 50% of the browsers (IPs?) that hit it, they will see the tooltips. The other 50% won’t.