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Writing Oleg Mordashov's Interview Thread

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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INVINCIBLE POSTER

If you are interested in applying for a position in Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange, feel free to use this thread to introduce yourself and provide reasons why you should be picked.

Questions will follow later.


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ShaughnTr0n

Avatar: 123184 Wed Mar 25 00:04:47 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I have no idea what that is, and i don’t really care.

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

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:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Hi why are you paying the same for all positions? Do you think they’re equal? Log in to see images!


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Oleg, serious question here.

You’re offering 30 BP per month each for these five positions.

It’s obvious that no one else can compete with that.

Are these legitimate job offers?


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Acid Flux Posted:

Are these legitimate job offers?

Yes.


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

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male reproductive organMEISTER

Don’t look any further, I am your new CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER.

As an experienced auctioneer [top 10 in both related leaderboards] and well respected
user with ties to every continent, I would take care of business related services offered
by Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange. Not to mention my German accuracy, just
look at the global financial crisis and which countries suffered less than others because
of visionary ability to act quick and precisely.


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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Oleg Mordashov Posted:

Yes.

That’s very interesting.


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

kittiejenn Posted:

I wish to be considered for any available positions. Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

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:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I really want to apply for the CTO position but with my expertise in Kyoubai business (#1 auctioneer) I think I deserve more pay. How does 40 BP sound? Log in to see images!


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

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Look, if you want big words and empty promises, just close your eyes and spin around until fall over and pick the first person you see laughing at you on the ground. If you want results do the same thing and pick the person that’s helping you up off the ground (me).


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Hell, for 30 BP/month I’d close up my shop for the duration of Oleg’s store and work in any of those positions.


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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I am requesting this thread to be moved to General Role Playing due to popular request (because trolling is allowed there). Thank you in advance.

Oleg edited this message on 03/15/2009 12:06PM

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

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So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

I’d also like to point out the length of my e-peen, which is very useful for raping the competition.


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

I am requesting this thread to be moved to General Role Playing due to popular request (because trolling is allowed there). Thank you in advance.

I’d like to point out that my post was made prior to this request, and was not RPing or Trolling.


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Hired Aldo_Anything as Chief Accounting Officer!

CTO position is still up for grabs; current leader is quangntenemy (however, I am not willing/able to pay more than 30 BP/month in that early stage of business).

Oleg edited this message on 03/15/2009 12:16PM

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Okay it’s time for me to go to IRL work now so let me just say a few things…

1. I am the best candidate for any position you throw at me

2. If I get home and all positions are filled and my name is not on any of them, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY


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Ducksrule

Avatar: 86816 Mon Feb 16 06:59:46 -0500 2009
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[Brainfreeze]

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kittiejenn Posted:

If I get home and all positions are filled and my name is not on any of them, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY

um… yeah, I know KJ, and I think you should take that last one p seriously


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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Ducksrule Posted:

um… yeah, I know KJ, and I think you should take that last one p seriously

QFT


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I deserve a good job.


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