Alright kids. Just went through the entire thread and started short-listing slogans, but we still have more than 24 hours left.

Some of these made me LOL, and I’m sure we can pick 10 winrars, but I know there’s still some untapped greatness out there. If you look at some of the ad hoc (no pun intended) slogans in the create-a-banner thread you’ll see some good examples of what we might say to grab people’s attention.

So far, I’ve been noticing some strong patterns emerging:

– Profoundly negative (yet painfully accurate) critiques of our gameplay, which are obviously ironic because I know you ****es love this **** more than life itself, but even if you don’t we’re not going to talk about our ****ing case-sensitive emoticons in a slogan

– Hypocritically taunting the reader about not getting laid

– Platitudes about the fact that it’s a game about trolling on the internet

Personally, I’d like to see more references to the non-trollish aspects of the game (I know, discriminating against trolls again), more male reproductive organy, deprecating (as opposed to strictly self-deprecating) humor and more weird, ****ed-up non-sequiturs like “our semen tastes like blueberries.” That **** is gold.

Just for fun, I came up with a few:

Forumwarz: A series of noobs.

Forumwarz: More fun than double-woman's genitalsl, double-anal. Theoretically.

Forumwarz: Come for the lulz, stay for the unremovable toolbar we’re installing in your browser right now.

Forumwarz: I swear to God, officer, she said she was 16.

Forumwarz: Mostly male reproductive organ jokes.

Forumwarz: We’d sell your personal info if we thought it was worth something.

Forumwarz: Because right now you’re only half-full of fail.

Forumwarz: We’re not wearing any panties.

Forumwarz: fine upstanding member of society, woman's genitals, LATHER, REPEAT.

Forumwarz: Where your hopes and dreams go to die.

Forumwarz: Vote comedy option? There is no comedy option here.

Forumwarz: Humor. Now a bannable offense!

Forumwarz: Buy Brownie Points. Pay off a Canadians bar tab.

Forumwarz: 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2!

Forumwarz: One big failed abortion.

Forumwarz: YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TO PWN THE INTERNET SO WE PUT THE INTERNET IN YOUR INTERNET SO YOU CAN PWN WHILE PWN.

Forumwarz: Make your self comfortable. Now mammary glands or GTFO.

Forumwarz: Where you will be accepted for the wonderful person you really are…and then we’re going to shove a wine bottle up your bum.

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Supporting a Women’s right to choose.

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The game that doesn’t hold back

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tl;dr

Forumwarz: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling…

Forumwarz: You know you’re gay, this is your game.

Forumwarz: When you play, you’ll **** bricks.

Forumwarz: Forumwarz.

Forumwarz: You’re not a troll until you’re a troll.

Forumwarz: We put goatse and tubgirl to shame.

Forumwarz: See Thor the Dildo.

Forumwarz: Your life sucks. **** about it here.

Forumwarz: mammary glands or GTFO, fabulous person.

Forumwarz: We need your kind.

Forumwarz: We’ll pay you Log in to see images!

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Don’t be an bumhole.

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Making English teachers cry since 2008.

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Canada’s follow-up of Tom Green

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Not Safe For Work. Or anywhere else.

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Ayn Rand’s wet dream.

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“For Robin so loved the internet, that he gave his only begotten game, that whosoever played it should not perish, but have everlasting lulz”- John 3:16

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Makes Youtube posters look like Nobel laureates.

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Self-Explanatory

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Keep, moral watchdogs, your ethics and grief!

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Have worldly “ethics” stripped you of pleasure and fame?

Have the weak defiled you for their own unsightly gain?

Have the literate condemned you because of dated traditions?

Worry not; here you may impose your juvenile conflictions!

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When masterbation has lost its fun

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“The retard’s guide to the internet!”