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Art (CLOSED!): Create the Forumwarz Motto — Win BP and E-Peen™!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

[Mod note: It’s a Crotch Zombie corporate takeover! This is now a sponsored contest, with a slight extension, more prizes and E-Peen for the top ten entries! Read on…]

Come up with an Official Motto for Forumwarz and the one liked best by the Crotch Zombie team will win 4 BP. Second place gets 2 BP, and third gets 1. Submit as many entries as you like.

Trolling allowed. Contest ends 11:59 p.m. on March 22 (Sunday), 2009.

Here are two that I thought of myself:

—FORUMWARZ—

Because we are bumholes.

and

—FORUMWARZ—

Relying on the players to improve the game since 2007.

I am sure some of you could think of ones that are better.

[Mod note: We may or may not use these slogans on our site or in future marketing material. Therefore, the really obscene or negative ones will probably not be selected to win. However, because we have a self-deprecating sense of humor (and we know how much we suck), don’t hold back!]

was Note: OH **** SON! is gay and I don’t approve of intended misspellings. [JB note: fixed.]

twas edited this message on 03/20/2009 4:31PM

The All

Avatar: Citicat's Avatar
44

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

-FORUMWARZ-

If you really love hitting the numbers 1 and 2

[Mod note: This poster’s legal alt will be receiving the Peen, for those keeping track of this kind of thing. — JB]

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

FORUMWARZ: Our game sucks so don’t waste your time.















What? Yousaid trolling is acceptable!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Posting to subscribe because for some reason it is unchecked when you create a thread and I can’t be bothered to check boxes.

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

FORUMWARZ

A clbumic example of why user-generated content is not the way forward.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

BloodyDemise Posted:

FORUMWARZ

A clbumic example of why user-generated content is not the way forward.

Early leader.

ShadyPixels

Avatar: Blood Cells
28

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Forumwarz:

So meta it hurts

Forumwarz:

Please contact physician immediately if you experience any side effects such as dry mouth, rectal bleeding or loss of motor control

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

It’s blatantly “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

peter07

Avatar: harblgar

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

FORUMWARZ:

“Taking retardness to a whole new level”

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

FORUMWARZ: What did you expect?

the Remainder

Avatar: 98830 2009-10-13 03:06:01 -0400

[WeChall]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Forumwarz: Lower your expectations

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

the Remainder Posted:

Forumwarz: Lower your expectations

Hahahaha.

Kind of a rip-off of mine, but much funnier.

StrayNeko

Avatar: 122825 Mon Feb 16 13:17:09 -0500 2009
2

Level 35 Troll

CARAMELLDANSEN IDOLMISTRESS

forumwarz

cause your too much of a woman's genitals to troll real forums

StrayNeko edited this message on 03/15/2009 1:57AM

the Remainder

Avatar: 98830 2009-10-13 03:06:01 -0400

[WeChall]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Shii Posted:

Hahahaha.

Kind of a rip-off of mine, but much funnier.

Please. Why would anyone need to copy you?

Alex Dample

Avatar: 30473 2013-08-02 20:29:11 -0400
86

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Get Down. Pwn it.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

the Remainder Posted:

Please. Why would anyone need to copy you?

Hark, a troll in a contest forum? Log in to see images!

the Remainder

Avatar: 98830 2009-10-13 03:06:01 -0400

[WeChall]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Shii Posted:

Hark, a troll in a contest forum? Log in to see images!

Are you gonna be a little **** in every contest?

the Remainder edited this message on 03/15/2009 2:06AM

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Forumwarz: Investing your time into a fat **** that doesn’t put out.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

the Remainder Posted:

Are you gonna be a little **** in every contest?

I didn’t see any I’d missed; you can tubmail me if you find some. Thanks.

Psycho_Rocks

Avatar: Server Hacker

[Grupul Folcloric M-
ioritza
]

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

FORUMWARZ

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